Toesocks

I hate toesocks. Whoever invented them is a complete moron, just like the people who wear them. Someone gave me a pair once. I was disgusted. I tried them on regardless. It was like having a wedgie between each of my toes. What is the point? They are totally uncomfortable, and besides that, look ridiculously stupid. I mean, who wants to look like they are wearing gloves on their feet? Oh, and they ALWAYS come in stupid patterns. always. no plain colors; just obnoxious prints like cows, stripes, poka dots, frogs, cute little smiley faces, or other random crap.

      retarded please!

if you own any of these units of ridiculousness, you should commit suicide immediately.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Disclaimer: not responsible for any accidents or fatalities, but you deserve them if youre dumb enough to do anything i tell you to do.