If there is anything I hate, its them
swishypants. Can you get more obnoxious? Why on earth would you want to wear
pants that are so loud? Wearing silly plastic like pants or jackets in public is
just plain nonsense, youre being a menace to society. Every step you take makes
me want to make you die. Plus, they melt if you catch them on fire and adhere to
your skin. Thats a safety hazard! If you own these, dont worry about people
saying youre retarded, your pants speak louder than words.
