swishypants

or

windbreaker pants i suppose

 

If there is anything I hate, its them swishypants. Can you get more obnoxious? Why on earth would you want to wear pants that are so loud? Wearing silly plastic like pants or jackets in public is just plain nonsense, youre being a menace to society. Every step you take makes me want to make you die. Plus, they melt if you catch them on fire and adhere to your skin. Thats a safety hazard! If you own these, dont worry about people saying youre retarded, your pants speak louder than words.

  unnecessary!
basketball is retarded.