spaghetti

I hate spaghetti. Whoever invented it is stupid. I suppose it was those silly Italians with their silly accents and whatnot, but regardless, they suck. Anyways. Its too hard to eat. Have you ever tried to eat it? The stuff is so long it gets all over your face when you suck it in, and if you cut it up, its like you're 5 again. So then you try swirling it around your fork, but the stupid stuff like slides off and unrolls and is just so aggravating it just isn't worth eating. I seriously refuse to eat spaghetti. Oh, and the sauce stains, really bad. I know this because once I left a plate of it on the floor by my computer and I stepped in it with white socks and I ended up having to throw them away even after washing them cuz they were still an orangy color. seriously, just stay away from this stuff. its the italian people's way of punishing the world for something. I swear.