Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant
This year's Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant held many surprises, laughs, tears, excitement, and lots of winners. Women of all backgrounds and of all offenses came from all over Georgia to compete in the festivities. Here are the results for 2004's Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant.
Sorry kids, but due to the recent soar in traffic, the pictures are now thumbnails that you can click to enlarge so we don't continuously break Steven's server.
First, may we present to you...
Miss Georgia Sex Offender 2004
Deena Jo Brighum
Age:33
Crime: Statutory Rape
Most likely to be mistaken for Jabba the Hutt
Angela Darlene Leister
Age: 39
Weight: 245
Crime: Enticing child for indecent purpose
Most Swine-like
Michelle Rene Hogge
Age: 34
Weight: 220
Crime: Child Molestation
Most likely to be mistaken for a transvestite
Susan Ray Carruth
Age: 51
Crime: Enticing Child for Indecent Purpose
Most likely to be mistaken for a burn victim/skeleton and Worst Name Award
Santa Hasset
Age: 48
Crime: Sexual Battery
Gloria Bunker Stivic Award
Dawn King
Age: 26
Crime: Statutory Rape
Prettiest Eyes Award
Tosha Harris
Age: 29
Weight: 184
Crime: Statutory Rape
Most likely to be mistaken for an incredibly obese man
Glynda Gowen
Age: 28
Weight: 205
Crime: Child Molestation
Miss Herpes
Amanda Diane Ellis
Age: 27
Crime: Child Molestation
Miss Most Overweight Georgia Sex Offender
Dollyluella Garner
Age: 34
Weight: 289
Crime: Child Molestation
Least likely for you to mind being raped by
Lauren Annette Summers
Age: 23
Crime: Statutory Rape
Most likely to be looking around the corner at all times
Monnyeen Kemp White
Age: 52
Crime: Aggrevated Sodomy
Most likely to have served you pancakes
Jodi Deann Martin
Age: 38
Crime: Statutory Rape
Youngest Sex Offender
Deanna Ogle
Age: 18
Crime: Child Molestation
Oldest Sex Offender
Jean Louise Williams
Age: 73
Crime: Child Molestation
Best for taking home to mother award
April Elaine Siegler
Age: 29
Crime: 3rd Degree Rape and 3rd Degree Sodomy
Most Aptly Named
Tara Lynn Traylor
Age: 33
Crime: Child Molestation
Most likely to be seen pressing her breasts on a public window
Angie Nicole West
Age: 25
Crime: Public Indecency
On behalf of everyone, we would like to say congratulations to all the winners, you're beautiful in God's eyes. Just not ours. 'Cept that blonde lady.
fine print:
These are actual registered sex offenders in the state of Georgia. Don't email me and ask me who Gloria Bunker Stivic is either. If you really don't know, go to google image search and look up all in the family and she is the blonde chick. Not responsible for any loss or damage caused by the viewing of this page. Thanks to progoth for the idea.
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