Funny Search Strings
These are actual things people put into a search engine and ended up on porkdisco.com. Yes, I know, a lot of them boggle my mind as well. Why the crap would anyone get to my page with some of these?? Why would anyone put some of these things into search engines?? What has the world come to??

why dislike old people- Because they smell funny.

i am 12 i am a girl- Nice to meet you. I am 19 and also a girl.

http://porkdisco.progoth.com/toesocks.htm- If you can type the URL into a search engine, why cant you type it into the address bar?

kindergarten she peed- The product of faulty potty training, indeed.

cute aim conversations- I made this picture myself. ahahahahaha.

im so scene- I bet.

bulldhit- ?

what does coo mean- Usually a bird noise.

affect of nont eating meat- Maybe being called a stupid hippie. Some stellar spellers I get on my website, too.

arnold schwarzenegger speedos- Mmm, such sexy greasiness.



black mom gets fuckrd- Sounds srxy.

cocksuckers who cant afford to f*** whores- So are they looking for pictures of poor, gay men? Or what?

si i thought id try cybering- That's nice?

girls that dont' wear bras- Totally the wrong site, sorry.

do you like to swallow- Yes! Especially after I chew something or drink something!

couldn't hold it peed- Seriously. Why would anyone put that in a search engine, or admit to peeing their pants anywho?

pics of tyte dirt bikes- Totally the wrong site, sorry.

12 yr old girl masterbait- I noticed R. Kelly has visited my site.

conversations for cybering- For cybering? Can it be that hard to cyber, that you'd need pre-made conversations? This is like having personal trainer. Is getting exercise so hard that you have to have someone tell you how to do it? People are stupid.

How to Cyber

1. First, pick a real slick line to seduce him/her with.

4. Realize that cybering is stupid and go kill yourself for being stupid*.

he put his penis in me- Is that so?

pictures of wheelchair cheerleading- Seriously. Is this even possible? I thought cheerleading involved jumping about and the like.

sleeping bag fetish- The individual(s) who put this into whatever search engine is screwed up. Anyone who finds sleeping gear sexually appealing could use help. What worries me more is that this one has shown up several times in different months. What the crap would sleeping bag porn be anyways? I can see it now...

Dumb.

bowel control fetish slave- Potty Training porn? Hot.

unusuall women pussy- I believe they are weird enough looking already, without being unusuall.

projectile diarrhea- Try tubgirl.com.

traumatic pictures buttcrack- Like Michael Moore's? Or what?

dale earnhardt angel- Told you. The redneck jesus.

diarrhea turd- Why?

people who dont say thank you- Why does this lead to my site??

do you like to swallow cum- Do you expect the search engine to answer, or what? What's worse is that this has shown up more than once.

projectile diarrhea pics- I wish! That'd be HOTT.

cant get off masturbate sex- Im sorry.

fanny cant- Me neither.

mcdonalds employees- No idea how you'd get here with that.

charts on how much people read- I made this myself.

how to make people feel better when they are really upset- I believe this is the wrong place for that, eh?

im sick of being lonely music- It's called "getting a girlfriend".

what does fanny mean in england- Vagina.

nationality of characters on sesame street- I wasn't aware muppets had nationalities.

http://www.porkdisco.com- Again...if you can type the URL into a search engine, why cant you type it into the address bar?

buttcrack pictures- Butt pictures I could understand. But just the crack? No.
how to make a hog roaster- I didn't realize that people who use these also use the internet.

Thanks to http://www.unclemelon.com  for the idea. Visit his site, he's pretty funny. I only put this so he dont get mad or nothin.

*Disclaimer for Retards: I am not responsible for any damages or injuries, but you deserve them if you actually do anything I tell you to do.