• the lead singer of train
• William Shatner
• people who say "diabettis" instead of diabetes
• girls who walk about in public with wet hair
• girls who have extremely long hair who always flip it about and hit you
• girls who dont wear bras and you can see their nipples through their shirts
• girls who wear peasant style shirts
• girls who dont redye their blonde hair until they see at least 2.5 inches of dark regrowth
• girls who wear socks or pantyhose with thong style sandals
• people who wear umbrella hats
• Fran Drescher (but only when she talks)
• alot of ohioans
• most kentuckians
• senior citizens on their motorized wheelchairs who block the whole aisle in the supermarket
• senior citizens in their cars who back up traffic because they are going  40 in the 55 zone
• senior citizens who enter the room and make it smell of moth balls, urine, clorox, stewed prunes and old people
• people who add the letter s to the end of everything. i.e. "The Walmarts", "Krogers" "Meijers" "Barnes and Nobles".
• OSU football obsessed ohioans who drive their red cars with osu crap all over it (including special osu vanity license plate saying something like "NUMBR 1" on it) wearing their osu jerseys, carrying their osu umbrella, who are talking about how much michigan sucks,  wearing osu homemade earrings they sell at gas stations...and whenever anyone says the word ohio they all yell "GOOOOOOO OSU FOOTBALL YEAHHHH".
• people who drive big huge trucks
• people who wish they had a big huge truck and take huge wheels and stick them on their truck, or car, which is 10x worse
• Dale Earnhardt
• people who worship Dale Earnhardt and cover their cars/trucks with stickers that say things such as "#3" "RIP DALE EARNHARDT" "DALE EARNHARDT, FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" "DALE EARNHARDT...ANGEL OF THE TRACK" etc.. They might as well just post stickers on their vehicles that say "DALE EARNHARDT: THE REDNECK JESUS".
• people who dont say thank you when you open the door for them or help them do something
• people who live in a trailer but there is another attached behind it so they have a homemade double trailer thing
• people with more than 2 cars/partial cars in the front yard
• people with toilets in the front yard with flowers planted inside