These are stories that I found that I wrote on a piece of plain white paper (I have no idea when, but judging by the fact I dont remember writing them, it was probably a good while ago.)that I am now going to share with you.

The Good Strong McDonalds Employee

Once upon a time there was a man. He was a good man. He was a strong man. Good and Strong. Strong and Good. Good good, strong strong. He worked part time at McDonalds asw a bun splitter. He was a good worker. He was a swell worker. Good and Swell. Swell and Good. Good good, Swell swell. One day while he was bloated, he asked a girl at work to marry hi m. As it was November, she was very intolerant. She told the good strong man who was a good swell worker that he made her want to kill herself. the end.

The Ugly, Ugly Girl

Once upon a time there was a girl. She was so ugly that everyone died. the end.

The Small Duck

Once upon a time there was a small duck. The small duck was very tiny. He slept in a walnut shell. He had no friends, as no one liked him because he was pogonophobic (he had a fear of beards). All of his friends had just started puberty and grew beards. The duck died two years later of congestive heart failure.