10-10-05             OMG! The brand new porkdisco.com is here! New design, several new things to look at and all kinds of fun! Seriously though, let me know what you like or dont like, etc. Also, I finally figured out the username/password for my mailing list, so if you'd like updates and such, I'll actually be able to send them now! Sign up today!

07-28-04             I am hard at work for you kids on a new section of "greeting cards". If you had joined the mailing list before today, you would have received a newsletter already with a sneak peek of what I have done so far. It should be up soon, so the rest of you retards who wont join my subscribers list can see it. I dont really think you are retards, I was kidding.

07-27-04             I just added a new section...bad movie reviews. Of course since I just started it, I only have one. More to come. This is what the mailing list thing up there is for.

07-27-04             Last night I added a new aim conversation between myself and a crazy foreigner who wanted to partake in cyber sex.

07-21-04             Oh, also today Steven set me up a nice mailing list. Its right up there, put your email in and be notified whenever I update. I promise I wont spam you or anything, mostly cuz I dont care.

07-21-04             I sure havent written about any updates in here for a while. But yeah, it has been updated some. The ever popular "Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant" is here, the tards is constantly updated, the site facts page has turned into "Funny Search Strings" and today I am adding "Bobbi Jo's o' Lil Rock". It is a PARODY (read: not real, nothing is for sale) site, crossing Fredericks of Hollywood with redneck fun. Steven also changed this news format for me, so now all updates can be seen with the little scrolly bar. What fun. I have gmail too....so bleh to you and bleh to spammers.

04-12-04             I added "101 Things to Make or Do with SPAM" which Steven wrote years ago. I found them on some pieces of paper, and decided to put them on here cuz they made me laugh.

04-12-04             I added some more stuff today. I added a goth page out of frustration after viewing too many of them on hotornot.com, and I added a link to a page lauren made on the lauren and emily fun page thing. I am on top of things today, boy georgie.

04-12-04             I added some stories in my literary works.

04-4-04             I got an iPod. Again, you are jealous and you know it.

04-5-04             I added a store! Go and buy stuff and be a little walking billboard for me. Im not making any money off of it, I'm just doing it for fun, so dont think Im trying to take anything from you, cuz I dont care.

04-5-04             I added forums! Go and register, and post stuff. It'll be so much fun.

03-14-04            I added a new page in the "Fun with Emily and Lauren" section. Now there is 2 things.

02-22-03            I just got a new eMac. It is so sexy and hot, and you are so, so terribly and horribly jealous.

02-09-04            Oh, I have an account on orkut....and you probably don't. You are jealous that you aren't as special as me.