For your reading pleasure, I have created this page to share with you my
writings. They come from deep within my heart, and now may mine be connected to
yours...through text, and spirit. As you read, let the words permeate throughout
your whole being, and let my words take your mind somewhere else, away from the
cares of the world, away from the stressors of everyday life and the fact that
you are really, really ugly, and your butt will never look as good as mine.
The first story I would like to share with you is the story of my life. Come with me on the journey through my birth, through my childhood, to the tough trials of adolescence, on to high school and college, or however far I have written! Get ready to learn all sorts of trivia about me you never cared to know! Lets go, shall we?
The next story I have to bless you
with is a book I am in the middle of writing entitled "The
Fifth Racetrack". It is the first of 4 books in a trilogy I plan to write
and name "The Buttered Rabbit Chronicles". I will make millions of dollars and
you will be even more jealous of me than you already are. I can't wait. Keep in
mind, this start of my best selling book is still in the raw, so there will be
rough spots in it, and if you have any comments or suggestions, you can kiss my
smooth, sexy behind.
The next piece of literary mastery
I have to tickle your fancies with is an essay/report I wrote my senior year in
Life Philosophies and Moral Issues Class. We were assigned to write a paper on
our our Life Philosophies. Since the class was about the biggest load of crap,
you'll notice my paper is as well. Read and be enlightened by
My Life Philosophy. Which actually, if you read
it, has nothing to do with philosophy at all. Especially the last paragraph. Funny thing is, most of my classmates spent days working on their
papers, I spent a half an hour on mine and I still got a good grade. And he even wrote "thanks for the laugh". I am so wonderful.
Now I will give you a little taste
of how good I am at writing Poetry. This I also wrote my senior year, but for
English Class. The topic we have to make a 16 line poem about: the weather. I
chose to write about the rain. Read my poem, I Sure Like Rain,
and be blown away. Its so beautiful, you may want to have a box of tissues
nearby.
These are some odd stories. I dont know when or why I wrote them, but here you go.