the hate mail page!
Why is everyone so concerned with my time management skills? Why is "you are fat and ugly" the only insult people can come up with? Why is everyone too afraid to leave their real email address?
From: Janett (anonymous coward)
Holy crap! You look like a rat! A fat and ugly rat!
Please! Do the world a favor and kill yourself, maybe with that the world
hunger will be over!
Can't you please hold your breath when a picture is going to be taken? I
don't know what's more horrible, your face or your huge stomach... well, i
think that both are.
Why does every fat and ugly girl always have that "superiority" complex?
Your low selfsteem is killing you inside, so you have to make fun of
people doing stupid jokes about the other cultures?
Hope you get killed by a tractor or something.
Fuck you!
#1 A rat? Rats have pointy faces and whiskers. I have neither. Sorry, that insult does not apply.
#2 Cannabalism is illegal.
#3 I enjoy breathing.
#4 Fake racism is funny.
#5 I seldom associate myself with farm equipment.
From: non_gothic_but_offended <diegoz@hotmail.com> (anonymous coward, the email is fake)
Subject: Bit of Respect
Just wanted to say that i was really having fun with your page till i ve
read the gothic stuff.Just because you dont like them ,you dont have to
criticize them, thats a very NAZI position, youll maybe laughat this if u
read it but its my opinion
because goths=jews.
From: meh <sugar_n_spice@hotmail.com> (not sure if this a real email address, did not respond to them)
Subject: subject
you stupid racist fuck. what is wrong with you? you're aim conversations
suck. i hope you fucking burn ugly cunt.
Well you are grammar sucks, retard. Learn how to use apostrophes.
From: Yo Mama <dajohnson669@yahoo.com>
Subject: Honestly, darlin'
(1)Where DO you get the time?? Hell, I couldn't even manage to LOOK at 10%
of the stuff. (2)And you actually put in the time to collect it all and
comment on it? Scary.
It's true, youth really is wasted on the young. (3)Go out and play in the
sunshine, OK?
1. Where do I get the time? I am a college student. What do college students do in their free time? Some go out with friends, go shopping, have jobs, hobbies, crap like that. My hobby is my webpage. Also, you couldnt read 10% of the stuff? There really isnt that much "stuff" to look at, you must be an extremely slow reader.
2. And I actually put in time to collect it all and comment on it? You act like I made this entire webpage in one day or something. This webpage has been up since October 2003. That is a while, and the amount of content could be a lot higher if I "put in the time". I dont even update every day, retard.
3. Yeah, because Im 7 years old and love to play outdoors. Great suggestion. What are you, a mormon?
From: anonymous coward <atomarpolculo@cabron.com> (not sure if this is a real address)
Subject: Trash
you are a can of trash
This is, I believe, the most insulting email Ive ever received.
From: cornpuff mcgruff <rapenlilgirls@yahoo.com> (anonymous coward, im sure this is fake. But so cool!!!)
Subject: Yeah
you're not very attractive. (1)when i read your aim convos i thought you would
at least be average or something. (2)may i suggest the atkins diet, lose the
glasses, and maybe some stridex NOT clearasel. most people would say
clearasel but i assure you maximum strength stridex will take care of that
grease trap much better. oh and ditch the hairstlye, you will regret it
when emo is dead (soon). (3)either way though i might not bone you for fear
of my friends finding out, but i would always let a fat chick suck my
weiner. nice site(except for the layout and content) later.
First, Mr. McGruff, I just want to congratulate you on your awesome email address. It is really cool. Misspelled sexual crimes for email addresses are totally awesome! You are brilliant.
1. I didnt realize that its a requirement for funny people to be hot.
2. OMG this is soooo totally like a makeover!! Are you like one of the queer eye guys?!? You must be, straight guys dont have so many AWESOME style and makeover tips!!!
3. Im sorry, I didnt realize I asked you for sexual contact. Im sorry, Im sure you understand, and dont care though, because you are GAY, remember! And what are you, 4? Still have a weiner?
From: your name <btvereb@yahoo.com> (dont know if this is real, but still an anonymous coward. why is it that everyone is afraid to put their names?)
Subject: subject
Granted, I have no idea where you find the time to find all them tards.
Especially what with you studying to be a nurse and all.
Obviously, what they say about nursing school being quite a sight easier
than med school is true. Or so it would seem with you maintaining a rather
expansive website. But, your tard comments are right on the money. And, of
course, the web page brings up the question "What in God's name are those
people thinking?!"
This person is also concerned with the time I spend on my webpage. As I mentioned in an above email, its a hobby, and Ive had it for quite some time.
Nursing school IS hard. I wouldnt say the level of study is "quite a sight" easier than medical school, because medical school and nursing school are two completely different things. Nursing school is at a university, and medical school is after you graduate from a university. While medical school is indeed "harder", it is also for people who have graduated with a bachelors degree already. When a student starts nursing school, it could be their first semester in college. See how nursing school and medical school cant really be compared accurately?
Nursing school is intense. Because of the shortage of nurses currently, the 4 year program has been compacted into a 2 year program. Nursing students are extremely busy and must devote way too much time to their studies. I havent even actually started the nursing program yet. I have been accepted, however, and I start my actual nursing classes in the fall. I am just now starting actual nursing classes because I switched my major in the middle of my first year of college, therefore putting me slightly behind. I am not a typical nursing student, however; I dont look, act, or fit the normal profile of a nurse. If you, Mr. btvereb, are basing all of your assumptions about nursing students solely on me, you obviously dont know much about nursing and havent met very many nurses.
This reply is way too long. Im sure you get the picture.
From: Anonymous Coward
(1)Curiousity from ILoveBacon drove me to your site... Interesting, but really... (2)How many hours of your life have you wasted? You apparently seem to think that (3)goth is one specific idea, and while definitely not being an expert in the field, everyone is entitled to there own interpretation of such. You seem to have a lot of built up aggression towards (4)societally more attractive women, anyone who expresses themselves in a way that would embarass you, and anyone who claims to enjoy ICP and the like. I truly hope you have some vent for this anger; (5)blogging it really isn't enough.
(1) You spelled Curiosity wrong.
(2) It depends on your definition of "wasted".
(3) Goth IS one specific idea. STUPID.
(4) Don't know what you're talking about.
(5) Blog is a stupid word, AND what I put the pictures on is called a "website".
From: that jaicee again
Hey when do you plan to update your site? It has been a
long time and nothing new has come up. I keep coming back here expecting to see
something and everything is exactly the same as it was the last time. So hurry
up and get to it!
RE:
Dearest Jaicee,
I have 3 things to say to you.
1. Some people do this thing called college. It makes us very busy. We do
these things called "homework", "reports", and "class".
2. If youre always whining about how you hate me and everything about my site,
why do you visit it so often?
3. I have updated the site facts several times and the tard page is updated
SEVERAL times daily. you lose.
Emily
no reply.
From: jaicee <sweet_honey008@hotmail.com
Subject: words
i hate it wen u say the word tard. it is so stupid. if u r goin to say it [insert comma] then say the real word: retard[oh, thank you jaicee (by the way, your name sucks) for specifying what the real word is, I had forgotten.]. it sounds better and not quite as stupid. wen u say it, it males [males? you cannot spell/type.] u sound very immature, like a litle kid. so just stop. thank u [insert period]RE:
I think I did laugh out loud at your email. I love that you make fun of my
usage of the word tard, and label me as immature for using it, but yet in your
email telling me about it, you misspell every other word and use "u and "r".
Plus, I don't give a crap about what words you like and you dont like, and
you're stupid for thinking an email could change anything! Cheerio!
Emily
http://www.porkdisco.com
From: me <mailfromassholes@yahoo.com> (anonymous coward)
Subject: are you racist?
just wondering. most fat ugly white chicks like yourself dig black guys...
I'll stop being racist when you stop being stereotypical.
From: dont fucking care about you <dontfuckingcare@yahoo.com> (anonymous coward)
Subject: still dont
shameless self promotion is gay
I dont even have any idea what you are talking about.
From: your name <killian25@aol.com> (also anonymous coward, he just put a fake email address)
Subject: subject
Complete with emo glasses and EVERYTHING:
http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html
You only wish you could see my hot nakedness on cam.
UPDATE
From: Aurthur Pentuso <im_retodded@hotmail.com>
Subject: you should spend your time wisely...
Maybe discover a pretty drug, or figure out a way for guys not to see
so
well in well lit areas. Practise your programming before broadcasting it to
the world. Go back to the lab and don't come out until you've done something
productive. These things come to you in retaliation for all the things you
"HATE", there's nothing worse than that word. Stop using it!
No comments on this one, except this person has problems. Like....he sent so many threatening emails saying he was "jonny hackalot" and that he was going to hack my page, it ended up that Steven had to report him to his ISP. Idiot.