Conspiracy Theory, featuring Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts-Apelips, is a horrible movie. It starts out all "oooh this is a very interesting and serious movie"-like, but every once in a while stupid things happen that are supposed to be amusing and/or cute. For instance, when Alice (Julia) rescues Jerry (Mel) from the top floor of the Mental Institution, she's all holding him and its sooo serious and crap and then he moves his head to look in her eyes, pauses...so that you think he is going to say something classy like "kiss me baby" or "I love you more than my own face", but he's like "deeerrrrr can you untie me?". There were several other moments like that. Like, on imdb.com it is all "What if your worst nightmare came true?"...so its definately supposed to be a scary and serious movie. Julia Roberts is also extra hideous in this movie. She seriously needs plastic surgery, her lips are out of control. There is a scene where she is looking especially atrocious, and the line she says is just so romantic. You see, she is at Jerry's grave, and she is so sad. She is crying and states "I miss your face". It's quite possibly the worst line in this movie. She didnt say it all softly like "oh Jerry, I miss your face even though you're 10 years older than me, you fag", it was like blurted like "Imissyourface" all like she was 12. I took a screen shot of her right after she said it, because she held this ugly face for like half a minute. Here it is:

Her mouth is awful. The ending is really bad too. She just like rides a horse away. Pshhh Captain Picard is in it, for pete's sake. AND stupid Jerry (Mel Gibson) isn't even really dead. There. I just ruined the ending for you.