Russian Mail Order Brides are not all pretty.

Some Russian Mail Order Brides do not look like this:

Also, you will now be introduced to a language similar to engrish, but since its russian, I shall call it Ruglish.

On with the uglies!

Meet Svetlana! She has a mullet.

Here are some exerpts from her profile:

“In the summer I like enjoying sea landscapes. The sea is rhythmic and glad breath that looks like the rumbling of the huge cat that lurks the sand in the beach with shaggy language.”

“The sense of love is in the aspiration to support in everything that happens with the close person and in the desire to dedicate the whole life to him and if it is necessary to change it.”
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Meet Olga!

She would make a perfect wife! Or quarterback!
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Meet Gulnara!

She likes sea animals and is looking for her special prince for to make family!
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Meet Elena!

I think Elena might have been a man a few years ago. Exerpt:

“I want meet an attractive, clever, kind, interesting man, with god sens of humor and without bad habits. My favorite part on man is labia”. I hope the translator got the word lips and messed it up, or this young lady is confused. Also, she likes fashion!


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Watch out for Tatyana. She might have a weiner.

Also she enjoys outdoor motorboating.
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ELENA DREAM OF HAPPY FAMILY LIFE NEST (and a tan)


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Meet Liudmila!

Her eyes arent quite right and she doesnt like african americans!

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Meet Valeria!

She enjoys “jolly psychology” and wishes for a “rich inner world”!
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Meet Anna!

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She enjoys walking her plants.
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Random ugly Russian Mail Order brides:


I think her face is melting.


yeah, i know. wtf.


middle aged housewife, what?

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100% of the pictures on this page have come from various Russian Mail Order Bride sites. Please exercise extreme caution when using Mail Order Bride Services.