this and that

So I saw a strange sign tonight.

It was the Ace Hardware in Roswell on Holcomb Bridge Road. The sign said:

“FREE BUTT RUB WITH GREEN EGG”

Does this mean something I dont know about, or was it vandalized?

So cute!

I have no idea what this is, and I cant decide if its kinda cute or really creepy.

Blobfish! I think he’s kinda cute.

This is horrifying. It looks like a science fiction thing.

wtf happened on the first sunday listed here?

mustard?

Yesterday I had my youngest patient evar. He was only 17. He had a collapsed lung, which is odd because he is so very young. I asked the nurse I was working under about it, and she told me they were doing a study on young men with collapsed lungs. Apparently, they have had 3 now under 18 that this has happened to, and all three were smokers, had long lean body torsos, and played video games. Now the video games and the smoking together, I can understand. People who play video games are often a bit sedentary so if they smoked and didnt get up and do much, their lungs wouldnt get worked bleh bleh bleh I get it. The long lean body torso, not so much. Anyways, I felt bad for him. He went to have a thoracotomy and do something to keep that lung open.

Anyways, so that was one weird thing…the fact I had a non-old patient.

His father was in the room with him the whole time. He says to me “you look familiar”. I said really, and said I couldnt think of how I’d know him. He asked if I’d ever been at Bradley Hospital. I thought for a second, and remembered I had one lab there from OB class. I told him this, and he’s like “Oh, thats it! You watched my daughter give birth to our first grandchild!”

ISNT THAT WEIRD?

santa is caucasian

1. what is your middle name? Sexypants

2. what size is your bed? twin cuz i dont have a choice in this stupid dorm

3. what are you listening to right now? Hot Hot Heat

4. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 70

5. what was the last thing you ate? Dove Dark Chocolate

6. Last person you hugged? Two of my patients hugged me when I said bye to them before leaving Sunday. That is the last hugs:(

7. how is the weather right now? 55 degrees and raining

8. who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Steven helped me fix my computer last night

9. the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Teeth/hair

10. do u have a G/F B/F? no

11. do you want children? No, probably not

14. hair color? black

15. eye color? Green

17. favorite holiday? cinco de mayo cuz i get to eat mexican food, even if I eat it by myself. this year i get to graduate. man now that i think about it thats both good and bad. I’d rather be eating mexican food with friends or alone than do nothing with my stupid parents/family

18. favorite season? I dont really have a favorite. Im used to the disgusting summers here so they dont bother me too much anymore. Spring is great but it rains too much. Fall is nice too. I dont really like winter though. I think my favorite is spring because everything starts looking pretty again.

19. ever cried for no reason? There is always a reason

20. last movie you watched? me and you and everyone we know. ))<>(( back and forth.

21. how many mirrors are in your room? 3

22. if you are white, do you know any other fall out boy songs other than “sugar we’re going down”? yes

23. have you ever decapitated a barbie doll? Yes, when i was 7 I destroyed all of my barbies. My mother found me behind our garage burning/dismembering/sledgehammering them to death. Apparently there were some special edition ones I wasnt even supposed to take out of the package because they had been gifts and were worth something. I remember hating seeing them in their boxes on a shelf in my room.

24. do you enjoy the sensational taste of starbucks? I wouldnt call it sensational but sure. I dont go there that often though.

25. does the word “horcrux” mean anything to you? Its where Lord Voldemort keeps pieces of his soul so as to avoid death.

26. do you have any friends of the gay preference? Yes

27. do you think jesus is great? yes

28. is cheese like the best food ever, or what? no indian food is

29. what books are you reading? Right now nothing other than textbooks.

30. piercings? 5

31. favorite movie? Super Troopers.

32. favorite college football team? I dont care about college football

33. what were you doing before filling this out? making a post about toad houses

35. dogs or cats? i like both

36. favorite flower? roses, esp. red and pink

37. have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to? I suppose everybody has or they wouldnt have invented spankings

38. have you ever loved someone? yes

39. who would you like to see right now? Chris Calilung

40. are you still friends with your exs? Just one

41. have you ever fired a gun? Yes handguns but not for several months

42. do you like to travel by plane? Its ok but it makes my ears hurt and the air is too dry in there lol

43. right or left-handed? Right.

44. if you could be with someone right now who would it be? Johnny Depp. Or spiderman.

45. how many pillows do you sleep with? 3

46. are you missing someone? Always

47. Do you have a tattoo? 4

48. do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning? NO CUZ IM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A TV IN THIS STUPID DORM

49. are you hiding something from someone? I hide from everybody

50. do you play an instrument? just the ol’ skin flute lolololololol

I couldnt think of anything else to put
Five years ago, it was Winter of 2001…

Q25) How much money were you making? None!

In the hospital today, while eating lunch during my break, a 45 year old or so man kept walking past me. I noticed him because he was talking loudly on his cell phone and the fact that he kept walking by was sort of starting to creep me out. After walking by about 6 times, he finally shut his cell phone, and I actually saw him take off his wedding ring and put it in his pocket. He then walked over to me, sniffed loudly, and said “You smell really good”. I said thank you, and continued eating. He asks me my name, and I point to my name tag and say Emily. He then asks how old I am and, because I want him to leave me alone, I say I am 17. He says “Oh, jailbait, eh?” and tells me he has a nurse fetish, but nevermind because of my age.

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/5579379/detail.html

this is my fat swollen bruised toes (gross)

This is my wrist/arm.

Thanks readers (excluding jacob except for the second part), for not saying anything about my illness and also doing SPECTACULAR on my nursing test.

you guys are dicks

In nursing, our level of nursing student is split into two groups. One is taking one nursing class half the semester, and the other is taking the other. Then at midterm, we switch.

My friend Krystal is in the other class. She told me a story of a girl in that class named Maria. Maria is stupid.

Apparently they were learning about some STD process when the teacher mentioned that not only is it spread through sexual intercourse, but oral sex as well.

Maria raised her hand and said “What is oral sex? Is that were a man and woman kiss with their tongues?”

I guess everybody tried not to laugh as then the teacher asked if she needed to explain what oral sex was. She did, infront of the class.

 [Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don’t think I’m gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I’m a human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not till I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I’m sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin’
Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Da-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
 

Eminem- Ass Like That

Eminem is such a nerd. His voice is so high and nasally. Im sorry, but writing that anybody makes your "pee pee go da-doing doing doing" is totally retarded, even if he is joking. 

In a span of 30 seconds walking down the main big sidewalk at school, I saw:

A skinhead punk kid with his little rolled up pants and boots riding a unicycle. He sees a friend and nazi salutes and continues down the sideway nazi style.

Then I look to the left and see a guy (I actually know who he is…he is in the nursing program so that is how I know. yes.) wearing a nice complete tux on top and then a red kilt on the bottom.

why plz 

Jack Osbourne is the only person who can lose 50 pounds and still look just as ugly.

In fact, I think he was cuter in the pudgy form.

 
Not cute as in attractive, but cute as in a dog that is so ugly that its cute kind of cute.

The weight loss is evidence that this boy will never be attractive. 

zoom all the way in.

I just remembered dreaming last night. I remember thinking, I guess, when I woke up briefly (or if its possible to make up logical thoughts while dreaming or whatever) "Man, I really hope I dont remember this dream when I wake up" because it was really really really bad. All I remember is thinking at some point, even though I still dont know when it would have been, that I didnt think I could think up anything any worse when I was awake and that it was the most horrifying dream or set of thoughts ever and that I didnt ever want to think it again and hoped I didnt remember them.

Luckily, I dont. But that is weird. 

CAUGHT RED HANDED 

or should i say gold faced? no that is dumb. 

Especially at work at the hospital. But in general, always.  Examples:

Gross Story not to read if youre easily grossed out or dont like to hear about things being stuck in men’s peeholes: 

I put in my first catheter (for the non medical types: A catheter is a hollow flexible tube for insertion into a body cavity, duct, or vessel to allow the passage of fluids [ty dictionary.com]. Aka you stick a tube in people’s peehole to help them pee. No, I dont think youre dumb, its just that a few people asked me when I told them already) this week. It was traumatizing, to say the least. Now, catheters arent usually that frightening, its just I had a horrid experience. It went mostly like this.

Emily: Ok, Mister so-and-so, we need to put a catheter in you to help you feel better.

Patient: My stomach hurts. arrrghhheeepplhsseehhhh. [patient has slight dementia and is mostly out of it and barely makes sense ever.] (patient wiggles about)

Emily:  I need you to sit very still for me so you dont knock over the tray of catheter supplies. (now i am getting everything ready….which consists of me testing the balloon on the catheter that keeps it inside, squirting the betadine onto the cotton balls for cleaning the head of his penis, since it is a sterile procedure, and putting lubricant all over the end of the tube to be inserted)

Patient: arrrghghpbleeehhhhh. My stomach hurts.

Emily: This will help you feel better. There is urine backed up in your bladder and this will help it to come out. I am going to clean the head of your penis now, it might feel a little cold. (I start using cotton balls covered in betadine to remove any germs, etc. Also, he had like an internal penis that I had to dig out. It was horrid. Anyways so I am cleaning the head of his penis with several betadine cotton balls.)

Patient: (moans sexually and starts giggling)

Emily: (getting uncomfortable) Everything ok? (gets the last cotton ball ready to clean the urethral opening)

Patient: huh huh huh that feels good…uh oh uh oh!!!

Emily: Whats wrong??

Patient: (begins urinating everywhere. i mean everywhere. it scared me so bad i threw the betadine cotton ball in the air. he gets a big turd eating grin on his face.)

Emily: (looks at supervising nurse frantically as patient pees everywhere and its all over my gloved hand and the bed and his thighs, etc)

Supervising Nurse: Just hold on to it!

Emily: (holds patients penis)

Patient: (Still urinating) 

Patient: (Still urinating…longest pee in the world)

Emily: (as patient stops, emily shoves catheter in the urethra of the patient)

Patient: Ow! Hey, you wanna know why I did that?

Emily: (ignores comment)

Supervising Nurse: Why?

Patient: It felt really good…heh heh heh.

Emily: (grossed out)

The end.

Confirmation of Homosexuality Story:  

There is a tech at the hospital who is a little too flamboyant. Ive wondered about him for a while. Monday he came to work wearing brown scrub pants and a scrub top with PUPPIES all over it.

Funny Store Name: 

On the way home from work I noticed a prosthetics store that sells fake legs and stuff. Its called "Stubbs Prosthetics". That is too funny and if you dont get it or think its funny youre retarded.

Walmart has whores: 

Me and Steven saw a girl at Walmart who was pregnant. She couldnt have been older than 16. She was huge pregnant. She was wearing a skirt so short that when she talked you could see her bright yellow panties under it. Super gross. 

Weird Patient: 

I had a strange patient this week. He was super intelligent and eccentric. He was like a biology professor and scientist person at the aquarium in town. He was just so weird. For example, he’d only eat "according to his blood type". I dont know much about it, but man was he picky, etc. He also had a priest come and have communion for him and his wife. It was silly, he had robes on and the box with the supplies was all catholic and stuff. He asked me about every single thing I did. He was super annoying. But man, eating by your blood type? wtf?

I almost died on the way to work: 

I hate driving in the rain even more now. I totally hydroplaned everywhere and did donuts in the freeway and then slid off into the grass where I continued to spin in circles. Luckily I missed all the CARS and the SIGNS.

Work is ok now at the new place. Im actually learning a lot and getting to do a lot of procedures.  

I crapped my pants at the airport.

I am at my house in Ohio. Today I needed to tell my mother something. I go to find her. I see her door is cracked. I knock. She says "Im in here!" so I open the door and walk in. I here scrubbing noises coming from her bathroom in their room and the door is open, so I figured she was in there doing cleaning. She was. In fact, she was in the shower, scrubbing it, completely naked.

My family is crazy. 

Sam Yi
AIM
5:22
well, my boss did ask me to plz stop wearing thongs and low-cut jeans to work

Ive had a bad last two days. Im getting frustrated with my seemingly bad luck with things. I guess you know how like stuff builds up and then you feel like youre going to explode? Its like that.

 I hate working 12 hour shifts; my nurse was scheduled for today and yesterday both. Standing up for pretty much 12 hours this often is killing me. I already have back problems and my back hurts sooo bad like within 4 hours. Not to mention my feet hurt too. 12 hours is just sooo long to do almost anything. I wish we could do 8 hour shifts.

Yesterday was horrid. I did actually get to work on time for the first time so far. That was a good thing. The first part of the day goes pretty quick, until about lunch time. Then like all the moms are awake and the babies are with the moms in their rooms and I have nothing to do. While I dont really like babies, at least they give me something to do. I fed my first baby and changed a diaper for the first time yesterday. As in, Ive never done either in real life or work or nothing. It went fine. A little too fine. There was another student nurse there and she’s all saying how Im so naturally good with babies and asked how many kids I have. I was kind of put off I suppose, but replied and said I didnt have any, and that I was only 19. She made a surprised face and said she thought I was older and that I look very mature. She was kinda old. She was 29 and had one kid. I dont know how I felt about that conversation. She was nice though. Once all the babies left yesterday though, it was miserable. There was NOTHING to do. I sat in a chair for 6-7 hours, literally. I was sick the night before last and then did not sleep at all before work so I was tired but had been doing ok. After the first 3 hours of sitting there, I dozed off for like 10 minutes and then woke up to like ten people around me laughing at me because I fell asleep. My nurse yelled at me and told me if I was an employee I would have been fired. She then resumed doing her paperwork and I sat there for another 4 hours. So why the crap did it matter that I dozed off? It wasnt like I was doing anything anyways. Im getting really sick of sitting around doing nothing and asking like every 10 minutes if there is anything I can do. It isnt like I just sit to be lazy. I constantly ask if I can do anything, thats how bored I am. It must be horribly annoying. Its probably literally every 10 minutes that I ask if there is something I can do. Thats how I end up doing stupid crap like putting labels on things or folding blankets or taking people ice.

So anyways, me and the other student nurse see some magazines. We ask if we can read them cuz we are bored. The nurse says oh yes sure go ahead, you can do whatever you want, YOU JUST CANT SLEEP, and glared at me. I was just like whatever and started reading gay magazines. Like an hour later my nurse is like um….the head charge nurse wants to talk to you emily. So I am all wtf and then figured she wanted to talk to me about like practicum and when I’d be finished or something like that.  She took me in a conference room and started explaining to me rudely that "the whole hospital knew I was wearing thong underwear" and that you could see through my pants and that she didnt think me wearing white pants was appropriate. And I was like um…well…this is kind of my school uniform and I am wearing white underwear and I didnt mean to be inappropriate or whatever. She was so snotty and was all saying how everyone else noticed, and not just her, and that everyone was talking about me. Why even tell someone something like that? First of all, who cares, and second of all that is like kind of super rude. So I was like what do you want me to do about this, it isnt like you couldnt see my underwear if I wore any other kind and this is my school’s nursing uniform….and she is like yeah go buy some dark pants we dont want to see your underwear. She was such a snot. I then went back into the nursery and the other student nurse was like omg are you ok are you upset are you sooo embarrassed????? and Im like um no…I wasnt embarrassed, I was pissed off that that stupid woman confronted me with that attitude. So I totally had to go to walmart (seeing as to how I had to work today too and its the only place that sells scrub pants at that time of night) and buy black scrub pants. Oh yeah and then my nurse is all yeah I didnt want to say anything so I had her talk to you but I didnt want any men or anything saying anything to you. I was so pissed off….I mean, she is my nurse and the one who is really in charge of me, and it pisses me off that she couldnt just tell me myself and had to tell the head person on the unit to yell at me for it like I was in trouble or something. Also, the charge nurse talked to me about falling asleep for 10 FREAKING MINUTES like it was 5 hours or something….ugh. And it really was ten minutes, dont think I am just saying that. Believe me, I watch the clock constantly because I cant wait to get out of there. I was so pissed off at my nurse for telling on me. I mean come on…why the crap would she tell on me? Like I said, my nurse is in charge of me. I am not an employee of the hospital so like having a charge nurse talk to me isnt really necessary. I was just so mad yesterday, I hate my nurse. She is very knowledgable in her area and whatnot, but she is a careless nurse and is rude, besides. She doesnt even set a good example for me as a student. If I had a student working under me as a nurse, I’d totally like be mega careful and do everything exactly right like since someone is trying to learn from me. She does stupid crap though. Like she gives meds without knowing what they are…..and that upsets me. I mean, like the other day she gave some medication and then when we looked at the medication schedule for her patients I saw that it said to only give that medicine with food, and it was so early in the morning that the patient she gave the medicine to hadnt had breakfast yet. That means she gave it on a pretty much empty stomach, since it was like 7 am and dinner is at 5pm the day before. I mean, that example isnt that big of a deal really other than stomach irritation possibly, but she does it all the time. She’ll be like hmm I have no idea what this is oh well and give it to the patient. I’d never do that, out of being scared I’d hurt someone, you know? I mean what if you made someone sick or (worst case scenario) they died because of your medication error cuz you didnt check? Its just stupid and bad nursing practice. She also recaps needles. You dont recap needles…and if you HAVE or NEED to, then you dont just pick up needle caps and put them on. There is a special way to do it to avoid contamination and also accidental needle sticks. I know to most of you reading this most of this doesnt mean anything to you, but it really is bad nursing practice and especially to do around a student who is learning. She did something potentially very dangerous today even. Here is a super sad story which shall include my nurse’s bad practices.

We had a 17 year old patient, who for confidentialities sake, we’ll call Sarah. Sarah goes to the doctor with bad stomach pain. They say oh its probably just your appendix, here is some antibiotics. Sarah takes them. It gets worse. They tell her to continue the medicine. It gets horribly worse so she goes to the hospital again. This time they decide to do some tests and LO AND BEHOLD she did have an infected appendix, that because the doctor didnt get checked out, had now ruptured and caused a major absess in Sarah’s abdomen. Now this absess of major infection is spreading and goes into her uterus. So yeah now Sarah is at our hospital because she has had to get a hysterectomy and removal off all the infected crap in there. Thats sad enough as it is, because most 17 year old girls need their uteruses cuz they want to have kids…she’d never even had sex even because it said in her chart that her hymen was still intact. She also had to get her ovaries and everything removed because the infection was massive. Too bad though for Sarah, because they totally screwed her surgery up and clipped her colon without realizing this until just yesterday when she is pooping out her vagina. The girl cant even get out of bed and walk around or anything because when she does all the waste in her bowels just falls out of her vagina. Thats the saddest/grossest surgery mistake ever. The whole situation was just horrible…I mean this girl is only 17 and already has to be on hormones since she doesnt have female organs anymore. I felt so bad for her. She was like sitting there having hot flashes and just sweating so much her face and stuff were wet. I gave her a shot in her stomach. Im so good that she was like hey, usually it hurts but your technique didnt hurt at all! Anyways, when we came in to do our AM assessment, knowing that this girl has open wounds on her stomach from surgery that are obviously infected, I would not touch bare skin with my hands or a stethoscope (which the nurse uses on babies and other patients which totally dont need any of those germs) without gloves or a stethoscope cover, but she did anyways. Bad nursing practice. I never touch patients like that unless I am covered….I mean, not only for my protection but because I could have a germ on my hands that could transmit to them also, even though I wash my hands and use alcohol on them 6000000+ times a day (not really that many but i have to wash and/or alcohol before touching anybody and then also when leaving their room and between each baby in the nursery so it really is soooo many times that my hands hurt at the end of the day). So then we get the labs and cultures back for Sarah an hour or so later. It turns out she has an infection so terribly bad that its vancomycin resistant. Vancomycin is like a super hardcore antibiotic…..like its so strong that there is only like one other one stronger than it. Like her infection is so serious that they are treating her with that other antibiotic and if it doesnt respond to this one, there isnt really anything else they can do. I cant remember the name of the organism, but thats a pretty big deal to have a bug that nothing can kill. She will die if this antibiotic doesnt work. So…lets think about this. My nurse was touching this girl’s stomach with her bare hands and stethoscope, not knowing what kind of infection she has or anything. Soooo stupid. I mean, this case was so serious that after we got the results from the lab we had to wear gloves and plastic aprons like in surgery just to go in the room, and like infection control had to come and put up signs to make sure that this super bug doesnt get spread. Im so paranoid anyways when I work at the hospital about wearing gloves and washing that I just dont see how my nurse could be so careless. Anyways, that case was so horribly sad and extreme. It was so awful that when we told her that she had a super bug and we had to wear protective stuff and so did her mother when we are in the room that like she started crying and it was awful.

My nurse was working on the side unit today with like also gyn surgery. That is why Sarah was there. So I didnt work with babies at all today…just adult women who were all super sick. It was strange that every single one of my nurse’s patients were so terribly sick except one. Like, in the morning one of our patients almost stroked out on us. She was eclamspic and like her blood pressure was crazy out of control. Ive never seen anything like it. Like we took her BP and it was 180 over something and so we gave her BP lowering medicine. We figured she’d be ok and then came back to check her BP in an hour. It had gone up to almost 200 instead of coming down with the medicine! Like she was all like crazy sick and everyone was freaking out (oh ps your top blood pressure number should be between 110-120 to be normal for you non medical types). We couldnt get ahold of a doctor for forever but  finally we did and moved her to a different unit. It was crazy. Maybe Amy will appreciate this post even if most of you dont.

My nurse makes random rude comments all the time. I dont like it. Like once we were just standing in the hall and she’s like "man! your legs are short". Not necessary. Then today she said infront of Sarah and her mom that I had short fat fingers. I dont really care about either comment, its just that its kinda rude and not necessary. She also asked me if I was a mexican more than once. I DONT LOOK MEXICAN! THE STUDENT NURSE YESTERDAY ASKED ME IF I WAS GREEK! I DO NOT LOOK GREEK! WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH MY ETHNIC BACKGROUND???I FREAKING LOOK AMERICAN/EUROPEAN/CAUCASIAN/WHITE. Argh, that pissed me off too. Also, in the elevator on the way out yesterday a black man was in the elevator with me and he asked me if I was wearing a wig. wtf if that supposed to mean? My hair doesnt look like plastic.When I responded with um no he asked who did it and I was like um me and he’s like when and i was seriously about to say wtf are you talking about but i said um this morning? Seriously, why would you ask someone when they did their hair? Isnt it kind of a given that people do their hair in the morning before work? I dont know anybody who brings a blow dryer and curling iron and hairspray to do their hair mid work. Gosh. What is wrong with people???

So yeah today I had to only do a half day of work. Im getting so frustrated with my body; I dont understand why I keep getting sick and stuff lately. My kidneys started acting up so badly that I was in so much pain I was sweating and flushed and my nurse even noticed something was wrong without me even having to say anything. Ugh. And of course I am out of my medicine I take when this happens so I had to go through the hassle of having a presciption called to a pharmacy here and going to pick it up and crap. Im getting so fed up with my body being stupid. I just hate that I have so many problems. Its discouraging to know Im going to have to live with this for the rest of my life. 

I just want to be done with practicum. Its so horrible. I hate it. I just keep getting sick and things keep happening so I am so freaking behind. Its May 26 and Ive only done 3.5 out of 10 shifts. Practicum is only supposed to take up May but its going to take me a while into June. Even worse, I have to leave for Ohio June 10 so that I can go on preplanned vacation with my family…so then I have to come back as soon as that is done so I can go right back to stupid practicum. I think I’ll still have four shifts left after that. Ugh…

There is just too much going on lately. Way too many situations and stressors and people problems. Im not even getting along with my mother and I dont like that. Im tired of being upset with people or pissed off with people. Why cant everyone at least try to be nice and agreeable and honest? I feel like jumping out my window. 

******the basics******
1. Full name: Emily Eddy
2. Birthday: June 3, 1985
3. Location: born or live now? born in pittsburgh, live in chattanooga, tn
4. Where else have you lived: columbus, ohio, piketon, ohio, waverly, ohio, otway, ohio
5. School/mascot/colors: Waverly High School- Orange and Black (Tigers…bleh), Mount Vernon Academy- Red and White (Eagles…funny, never seen any red and white eagles)
6. Zodiac sign: Gemini, but I think all that is new age phooey
7. Shoe size: 6.5-7.5
8. Height: 5′2"
9. Weight: 400 lbs
10. Pets: about 13 cats at home with no names
11. Siblings: Nina (5), Sophia (5), Katie (13), Richie (16), Alex (16), Rachel (18), Ari (29)
12. Eye color: green
21. Bra Size: 38 D
22. Penis length: I enjoy being a girl. (thanks amanda)
13. Hair color: black
14. Hair length: shortish medium
15. Ever dyed your hair?: yes
16. What color?: various shades of reds and maroons, bright red, blue, black (obviously)
17. Grade: Junior in College
18. Are you good in school?: yes
19 Hobbies: internet, my website, hanging out with friends, movies, tv shows sometimes, snowboarding in the winter (i sure miss this), being stupid
20. Nicknames: eme, emmy, emdogg, flem, Fatty Mc Fat Fat Mc Lardy, Chuck.
21. What languages do you speak? English and some Spanish
22. Do you play sports? not anymore
23. Where were you born? Pittsburgh
24. Are you a night or a morning person? night
25. Are you ticklish? yes but i try to pretend i am not
26. Do you believe in God? yes
27. Do you have any other screen names?: I have tons but I only usually use "iusemyseatbelt" "porkdisco" and "mcchrispwnz"
28. What are they?: I have over 30 I dont want to list them all but some are "supremebeargod" "immistersister" "ilovebritneyspee" "turtlehumper"
29. Do you have braces?: I did
30. Do you have glasses/ contacts?: yes, both

!!!!!!getting personal!!!!!!

31. What do you want to be when you grow up? writer or like something to do with comedy, mental health nurse
32. What was the worst day of your life? When my grandma died two days after christmas my sophomore year of HS, probably….and then my boyfriend broke up with me a few days later cuz i was "too moody" about her death…there are several other pretty bad days i guess but that is prolly the worst
33. What is your most embarrassing story? Probably when I did a surgery observation for nursing and like they made me stand on a stool and chuckled at me infront of all these surgeons and stuff because I am too short.
34. What has been the best day of your life? hmmm no idea….
35. What comes first in your life? Jesus, family, friends I guess
36. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? yes a crush I suppose…several ahaha
37. What are you most scared of?: my mom and sister always being miserable
38. If you had an extra set of eyes where would you put them? on the back of my head?
39. What do you usually think about before you go to bed? mmm sleeps
40. What do you regret the most?: treating someone i loved pretty badly
41. If you could be anything without consequences, what would u be?: serial killer

$$$$$$favorites$$$$$$

42. Movie: Currently? I dont know. My favorites would be super troopers and office space and star wars and waking life and south park movie and team america and napolean dynamite
43. Song: Vexed and Glorious by Kenna
44. Band/group: Cursive probably currently. My all time favorite would be Weezer.
45. Store: Starbucks even though thats more of a restaurant or something
46. Relative: mom
47. Sport: gymnastics and snowboarding
48. Vacation spot: Alaska was awesome…I like a lot of places, beaches are ok sometimes
49. Ice cream flavor: strawberry probably
50. Fruit: i like pineapple the best or strawberries or chicken
51. Candy: sugar babies or nerds or chocolate sometimes
52. Car: volkswagens…bmws…volvos…
53. Class: mental health was awesome
54. Holiday: christmas definately….
55. Day of the week: saturday
56. Color: black
57. Magazine: spin? i dont really read them
58. Name for a girl: i hate kids but I like the name zahra and also Xerox for either sex
59. Name for a boy: i again hate kids but I like Xerox and Adolf and Monroe and Harrison and Amadeus and Geronimo and Jack.
60. Sports team: none please
61: Month: december
62. Man athlete: none please
63. Female athlete: none please
64. Actress: anna faris, penelope cruz, and like natalie portman (even though she’s a liberal) are pretty hot
65. Actor: Johnny Depp, Kevin Spacey, Orlando Bloom, and like Michael Ian Black are pretty cool
66. Tv show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, mXc, forensic files
67. Web site: fark.com
68. Animal: freaking rodeo monkeys
69. E-mail buddy: Tim Tv
70. Joke: Q: What’s brown and taps at the window? A: A turd on stilts. lolololol. also the one where the pirate says "arrrr its driving me nuts" at the end. or also Q: why wasnt the 12 year old allowed to watch the pirate movie? A: It was rated "arrrrr" (better said aloud of course)
71. Saying: saying? i dunno. "omg"?
72. Word: my favorite word is almost any short word with double consonants like "apple" or "muffin" or "cuppy".
73. Brand of shoes: brand? well…converse has hot shoes and birkenstocks are comfy although im not a lesbian
74. Radio station: i dont listen to the radio
75. Room in your house: I have a dorm ROOM.
76. Concert you have been to: Cursive.
77. Cd: Weezer’s pinkerton probably for the overall favorite
78. President: Zachary Taylor cuz Im totally related to him.
79. Salad: Lettuce with several different types of greens and spinach, feta cheese, caesar dressing, something like that. I love salad a whole lot
80. Meat: I only eat chicken meats. And yes Amanda, I would eat my dog.
81. Pizza topping: cheeeese or banana peppars
82. State: GA
83. City: I dont know. Atlanta is cool, NYC is ok. No preference
84. Lake: Lakes are evil. One killed my friend when I was a kid. Seriously. Sad story. Actually so traumatizing that I dont have any memories now even though I was old enough. I guess I blocked them or whatever cuz I only know about the story cuz my mom told me.
85. Ocean: Pacific is prettier than Atlantic.
86. Place to be: With people I like
87. Smell: I love the smell of roses, some men, that awesome armani cologne that Jamie wears, I love too many smells to list. I LOVE smelling things.
88. Sound: salad fingers on rusty spoons.
89. Taste: spicy food
90. Feeling: lurve
91. College: anyone but mine prolly
92. Number: 3
93. Book: Catcher in the Rye or Real Ultimate Power- The Offical Ninja Guide
94. Vacation spot: Alaska is neat
95. Grandma: All my real ones died so I guess my stepdad’s mother. She is pretty cool and uses funny southern phrases
96. Grandpa: My only grandparent alive is my mom’s dad and he rocks. He’s sooo cute and little..shorter than me even. He is all 50s core too…the whole elvis hair and cute little clothes. And he square dances. And he just turned 85. He rocks.
97. Cereal: cinnamon toast crunch. I also like lucky charms.

*~*~not so favorite~*~*

98. Car: PT Cruisers, minicoopers, most american cars. haha fags
99. Color: some browns, some yellows, poop green
100. Teacher: I dont have any currently but my least favorite was one I had in academy
101. Class: Physics/physical science
102. Day of the week and why: Monday…obvious. Im totally saying "somebody has a case of the mondays" and making that face currently fyi
103. Holiday: ones where like its no big deal and the stores are closed
104. Season: summer when its really really really hot
105. Month: august
106. Sport: football
107. Sports team: football ones
108. Male athlete: brnkt (thanks amanda)
109. Female athlete: brnkt (thanks amanda)
110. Movie: ghost ship, taking lives
111. Actress: I really can’t stand Julia Stiles and Kirstin Dunst
112. Actor: William Shatner.
113. T.V. Show: soap operas
114. Web site: lol i cant say
115. Food: yams
116. Drink: clam juice
117. Band: Pantera
118. Male singer: William Shatner
119. Female singer: Beyonce, Ashanti (thanks amanda)
120. Animal: scorpions
121. Store: buckle
122. Video rental store: i dont use these
123. E-mail buddy: yeah no (thanks amanda)
124. Joke: haha all the bad ones are the best (thanks amanda)
125. Saying: "whatever". this pisses me off to no end
126. Word: fig
127. Brand of shoes: nike
128. Radio station: i dont listen to radio
129. Room in your house: only have one sorry
130. Concert you have been to: supertones.
131. Cd: oh too many to list but probably "Has Been". Yeah, thats right.
132. President: none
133. Salad: crab or seafood kinds
134. Meat: beefs or fishes
135. Pizza topping: anchovies
136. State: kentucky
137. City: Waverly, Ohio
138. Lake: White (the one that killed my friend)
139. Ocean: arctic
140. Place to be: shows with stupid kids
141. Smell: beef cooking, valerian root
142. Sound: very high pitched ones
143. Taste: yams
144. Feeling: that ive been lied to
145. Letter: F
146. Date: Ive never really been on a real date i dont think
147. Book: books about wars or gay crap
148. Vacation spot: gatlinburg, tn.
149. Grandma: they died stupid
150. Grandpa: only have one and he is my favorite
151. Cereal: i am not sure. probably that crap with french toast

^^^^^^in the past 24 hours have you^^^^^^

152. Had a serious talk? yes
153. Hugged someone? yes
154. Fought with a friend? yes sam yi
155. Cried? was star wars 24 hours ago? cuz i teared up when padme died. but i didnt let myself cry. promise.
156. Laughed? yes
157. Made someone laugh? yes
158. Bought something? yes
159. Cut your hair? no
160. Felt stupid? no
161 talked to someone? yes
162. Missed someone? hm. maybe

??????have you ever??????

163. Done drugs? not really
164. Eaten an entire box of oreos? Oreos don’t come in a box. (thanks amanda) but like a package, yes..but not in one sitting.
165. Been dumped? yes
166. Had someone be unfaithful to you? yes more than once
167. Watched punky brewster? yes
168. Hiked a mountain? unfortunately
169. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? yes
170. Been in love? yes
171. Seen the white house? yes more than once
172. Seen the Eiffel tower? yes, and i freaking wrote my name at the top and spit off it, too.
173. Tried smoking? [no comment]
174. Drank alcohol? [no comment]
175. Smoked marijuana? [no comment]
176. Played monopoly? yes
178. Seen titanic? yes unfortunately
179. Kissed someone? yes
180. French kissed someone? yes
181. Lost your virginity? [no comment]
182. Tried a weight loss program? yes i suppose
183. Jumped on a trampoline? yes i <3 them
184. Visited another country? yes many
185. Colored in a coloring book(and had fun)? yes sir
186. Had a bubble bath? ? yes
187. Been on a plane? yes
188. Been on a boat? yes
189. Been on a train? yes and they suck for traveling
190. Been in a car accident? yes
191. Ridden an elephant? yes
192. Made a web page? yes lol
193. Played with barbies? yes
194. Stayed up all night? um im a college student, so yes
195. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? isn’t that the only way?(thanks amanda)
196. Broken a bone? not officially
197. Called a psychic or sex hotline?lol yes when i was like 13 me and my friend called a psychic to see what she’d say. she told my friend her husband was cheating on her. lololol
198. Watched jerry springer? yes he is the coolest evar
199. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? when i was in HS and middle i suppose
200. Been afraid of the dark? yes i suppose
201. Been in the hospital(not visiting)? yeah…plus i kinda work there
202. Had stitches? yes but only when i got my wisdom teeth removed
203. Dumped someone and regretted it? yes…..
204. Went out with more than one person at a time? haha no comment
205. Lied? constantly
206. Been arrested? no
207. Fallen asleep in class? bleh too often
208. Used food for something other than to eat? haha…yes (thanks amanda)
209. Met a celebrity? not really
210. Broken the law? yes but not too badly
211. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? of course
212. Hated yourself? yeah when I was too stupid and young to realize how awesome I am (thanks amanda)
213. Been brokenhearted? yes
214. Broken someone’s heart? yes
215. Wanted to kill someone? yes
216. Fell off a chair?: yes, last week was the last time. i am still not sure how this happened
217. Lap danced? lol no
218. Been in a fist fight? lol yes
219. Been in a cat fight? lol maybe

~~~~~~do you~~~~~~

220. Like to give hugs? yes i <3 them
221. Like to walk in the rain? no i hate it
222. Sleep with or without clothes on? without
223. Prefer black or blue pens? either but i have mostly black cuz i have to use them when i chart
224. Dress up on halloween? not lately but i totally would
225. Have a job? yah, webmistress and sexy future naughty nurse
223. How many people have you had sex with? [no comment]
226. Like to travel? yes, but not with my family
227. Like someone? do they know? yeah and yeah
228. Sleep on your side, tummy or back? tummy or sides
229. Think you’re attractive? freaking hot
230. Want to marry? yes
231. Have a goldfish? yes several
232. Ever have the falling dream? nah I’m more of a being chased kind of dreamer (thanks amanda)
233. Have stuffed animals? yes…they are mostly all in a bag in storage though except bijou ham ham lololol
234. Go on vacation? yeah cuz my parents make me

*~*~other~*~*

235. Do you believe in the horoscopes: no
236. Do you like your handwriting: i dont really pay attention to it
237. If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: yeah I am just fine being me but i’d also like to be johnny depps wife plz
238. What superhero would you be?like…a hot one that can be invisible
239.Do you have any piercings: 7
240. Any tattoos: one
241. If so where: right wrist
242. If not, where and what do you want: n/a
243. Are you picky: yes sometimes
244. What makes you cry: too many things
245. What makes you mad: stupid people (thanks amanda)
246. What do you think of eminem: no please
247. Who do you admire: my mom…a few others (thanks amanda)
248. Do you like cartoons: yah yah athf, south park, family guy, etc
249. Do you believe in the devil: yes
250. What is the one place you have to visit before you die: johnny depps pants
251.What did you do today: I went to piercing experience to get new plugs cuz i lost one of mine and i ate mexican food with lily and steven and sam and nick to celebrate lily passing biochem
252. Where do you work: my parents wallet
253. Do you even have a job you lazy bum: no
254. Are your ‘rents lame: yes
255. Do you own a miniskirt: nope
256. Do you floss: yeah when i remember
257. What is the farthest your have traveled: i dunno france, spain?
258. Who is a diva: wtf?
259. What kind of shampoo do you use: herbal essences cuz i am feeling cheap lately
260. What about conditioner: redken heavy cream mostly
261. Do you use big words to sound smart: all encompassingly
262. When you get mad, do you swear a lot: no
263. Got milk: not in my boobs or anything
264. Do you have a magic 8 ball: no and they are not magic plz
265. Name something that comes in threes: some lipsmackers packs
266. Ever worn black nail polish: yes
267. Do you have hairy arms: no
268. How many sheets are on your bed: one
269. Whats under your bed: like some drawers i dont use but should
270. Do you have your own tv and vcr: no
271. Do you believe in fate: no?
272. Do you see dead people: not really.
273. Are you a good speller: awesome (thanks amanda)
274. What is your lucky charm: i dont think i have one
275. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway:i choose to not answer this one
276. Do you like little kids?: not really
277. Are you talented: oh yes
278. If so, how: [no comment]
279. Ever hugged a tree: yes but only when being retarded
280. Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: sometimes
281. Do you ever steal anything from hotels: pens and stuff sometimes. that is all
282. Ever seen a ghost: no
283. How about an alien: only in a ufo
284. Do you beleive in either of them: aliens, yes.

what do you think about
285. Abortion: abortion is homicide/mean
286. Bill clinton: ew
287. Smoking: ew
288. Eating disorders: bad?
289. Rap: ew
290. Jerry springer: funny
291. Suicide: mostly bad i guess
292. South park: wonderful
293. Summer: only when it isnt too hot
294. Tattoos: hot
295. Peircing: hot
296. Make-up: not a massive fan
297. Drinking: [no comment]
298. Guys: why is it so hard to find one I like?(thanks amanda)
299. Girls: why is it so hard to find one I like?(thanks amanda)
300. Jennifer:
301. Leah:
302. Megan:
303. Brandon:
304. Christina:
305. Angela:
306. Courtney:
307. Jeff:
308. Mike:
309. Nikki:
310. Ryan:
311. Lauren:
312. Derek:
313. Lisa:
314. Kristi:
315. Matt:
316. Holly:
317. Jackie:
318. Cait:
319. Caroline:
320. Joseph:
321. Sebb: wtf?
322. Patrick:
323. Erin:

*~*~your friends~*~*

333. Friends: what about them?(thanks amanda)
334. Best friend: jacob kolb
335. Spend most time with: physically either Even or Steven currently
336. Best house: um this is hard but the only friend i have with a house sort of is Even so i guess his
337. Funniest: I have several
338. Smartest: Steven Scott or Jacob Kolb
339. Hottest: Victor although I dont suppose he is really my friend since I dont know him too well, Steven Scott, Sam Yi, Sam Yi’s brother, Lily, Amanda Berjeski, Lauren Sangrey…so many hotties
340. Strongest: i dont know
341. Most athletic: I dont know
342. Knows you the best: Chris Hoium
343. Most outgoing: Me
344. Most shy: I dont know
345. Always negative: i dont know
346. Which one let the dogs out: omg (thanks amanda)
347. Most trustworthy: i dont know
348. Most fun to be with: rickie and shellina
349. Biggest flirt: i dotn know
350. Best dressed: i like the way steven and even and shellina dress
351. Best eyes: steven although one is deformed
352. Most depressed: i dunno
353. One to gossip with: i dunno
354. Sweetest: sam yi
355. Who has the best room: i dunno
356. Who follows you: uh…everyone…duh (thanks amanda)
357. Who do you follow: no one (thanks amanda)
358. Who do you pretend to like but cant stand: lol cannot say
359. Do you make friends easily: yes
360. Are you intimidated by any of your friends: not really
361. If u were stranded on a desert island then who, out of your friends, would u want to be there with u: Hm…I dont know.
362.Who do u think would help u the most if u were in trouble: Sam helps me alot, Steven helps me a lot, not sure
363. Who do u think would risk their life to save yours: nobody
364. Who is the most popular: shellina.
365. Who is the most unpopular: me
366.Who do u want to go to college with: nobody i want to graduate plz
367. Who do u wish could be part of your family: sam yi
368. Who is the biggest junk food junkie:i do to know
369. Who would do anything for 1 million bucks: me maybe
370. Who do u think has the nicest siblings: i dont know
371. Who do u think has the nicest mom: steven’s mom is nice, i love jamie’s mom, i love josh sower’s mom
372. Who do u think has the nicest dad: i am not sure
373. Who do you have the most inside jokes with: steven probably

*~*~which way would you spell it~*~*
[emily inserts that this is retarded]
374. Megan or meghan: Megan
375. Lacey or lacy: Lacey
376. Steven or stephen: Steven
377. Kurt or curt: Curt
378. Caryn or karen: Karen
379. Mark or marc: Mark
380. Brandi or brandy: Brandy
381. Eric or erik: Eric
382. Corrine or carine: neither…that name sucks (thanks amanda)
383. Kari or carrie: Carrie
384. Jackie or jackqui: Jackie
385. Deseray or desirae: ugly name plz
386. Jayde or jade: Jade
387. Amy or aimee: Amy but i have a cousin spelled the other way
388. Bradi or brady: Brady but yuck
389. Chelsea or chelsey: Chelsea
390. Katelyn or kaitlyn: Katelyn
391. Ashley or ashleigh: Ashley
392. Geoffrey or jeffrey: Jeffrey but hate this name too
393. Their or there: There
394. Two, too, or to: too
395. Here or hear: Hear

&&&&this or that&&&&

396. Pierced nose or tongue? neither please
397. Be serious or funny? different times for both…totally love humor but serious times are a must sometimes
398. Single or taken? single
399. Simple or complicated? simple but complicated is ok sometimes when im up for it
400. Law or anarchy? law
401. Mtv or vh1? neither
402. 7th haven or dawson’s creek? ew neither
403. Sugar or salt? sugar
404. Silver or gold? Silver
405. Tongue or belly button ring? neither, both are sooo overdone plz
406. Chocolate or flowers? flowers, i love them
407. Angels or miracles? both?
408. Color or black-and-white photos? both
409. Sunrise or sunset? oh man…now bright eyes is stuck in my head
410. M&m’s or skittles? skittles
411. Rap or rock? rock i suppose
412. Stay up late or sleep in? Stay up late then sleep in
413. Tv or radio? tv
414. Hot or cold? hot mostly
415. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? taller…which is hard to find
416. Sun or moon? moon
417. What time is it? 4:48am
418. Diamond or ruby? diamond
419. Left or right? right
420. 10 acquaintances or 1 bestfriend? 1 best friend
421. Vanilla or chocolate? chocolate
422. Kids or not? not
423. Cat or dog? cat
424. Half empty or half full? doesnt matter
425. Mustard or ketchup? mustard
426. Newspaper or magazine? magazine
427. Spring or fall? i love both
428. Give or receive? give give give give give (thanks amanda)
429. Rain or snow? snow
430. Lace or satin? satin
431. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? Lifetime of friendship but man thats a hard one
432. Happy or sad? happy
433. Corduroy or plaid? um depends plz
434. Wonder or amazement? amazement
435. Sneakers or sandals? flipflops but i like both plz
436. Mcdonalds or burger king? GROSS PLZ but salads are ok
437. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
438. Mexican or italian food? mmm both but prolly mexican
439. Lights on or off? depends on what i am doing
440. Duct tape or scotch tape? duct
441. Candy or soda? soda
442. A house in the woods or the city? dont care
443. Pepsi or coke? coke
444. Nike or adidas? adidas

<333*~*~love life~*~* <333

445. Do you have a crush: sure
446. Whats his or her name: not telling
447. How old are they: not telling
448. How long have you liked him or her: well i have a few so like different times plz
449. If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: Johnny Depp
450. If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: Johnny Depp.
451. What is the biggest turn off: lying or drama (thanks amanda)
452. What is the biggest turn on: haha stomach hair
453. Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: dumpee
454. Do you think there is a person for everyone: maybe
455. If yes, do you know who yours is: no
456. Where is the best place to be kissed: mouth? haha
457. Where is the most romantic place to take a date: i am not sure
458. Do you believe in love at first sight: maybe in certain forms. real true love no….but like admirational love, sure
459. Have you ever been in love: yes
460. What do you think love is: man, im so not sitting here and defining this…ask me if you want to know. I could write you a book on it if you want
470. Do you have a b/f? no
471. Do you want one: sure if i found someone who wanted me and they were awesome etc
472. How long have you been together: n/a
473. What do you like about your crush or b/f: different things
474. When was your first kiss: like when i was 15 or 16

<3* 4 girls only!!*<3

475. What do you look for in a guy? intelligence.
476. Tough or hardcore guys? erm
477. Sweet or innocent guy? sweet over innocent i suppose
478. Smart or athletic guys? smart
488. Favorite cologne on a guy? that kind jamie wears
489. Best gift a guy could give? his honesty (thanks amanda), devotion to teh emily
490. Flowers. . . Sweet or wasteful? i love flowers
491. Sweetest guy you know?hm….sam is always terribly sweet, so is chris and rickie and cj and a few others

****4 guys only ****

492. What do you look for in a girl?
493. Describe your dream girl:
494. Long hair or short hair on a girl?
495. Straight or curly hair on a girl?
496. Best gift a girl could give?
497. Favorite perfume on a girl?
498. Would you go out with an older girl?
499. Girls with long or short nails?
500. Sweetest girl you know?

~*~*~past~*~*~

501. First grade teacher’s name: Ms. Crabtree. I still keep in touch with her.
502. Last word you said: "bye" to danielle on the phone
503. Last song you sang: I’d Rather Dance by Kings of Convenience
504. Last meal you ate: a wrap from subway
505. Favorite childhood cartoon: i dunno, i liked a lot of them
506. What did you hate most about school: requirements and restrictions…drama (thanks amanda)
507. Last person you flipped off: steven scott
508. Last song stuck in your head: hell yes by beck (thanks, Even.)
509. What line/verse: from the song? um "Hell Yes"
510. Last time you were burned: i burned my neck and i still have a mark like two months ago
511. How: curling iron
512. Last time you bled: my ear today by forcing my plug into it.
513. Favorite game show as a child: Price is Right, Lets Make A Deal, Double Dare, Family Feud

*~*~present~*~*

514. What’s in your cd player: lol who uses cds
515. What color socks are you wearing: none
516. What’s under your bed: same as last time
517. What’s the weather like: dark and warm
518. What is on your wall ? my harry potter calendar and some pictures
519. What time did you wake up today: 2pm
520. Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: i dunno

*~*~future~*~*

521. Who do you want to marry: someone who will never ever lie to me or mistreat me…duh (thanks amanda)
522. Are you going to college: yes, southern adventist university which sucks
523. If so, how long do you want to go: until i graduate next summer
524. Where do you want to go: not sure yet
525. What is your career going to be: mental health nurse…and i want to write and do humor too
526. Where are you going to live: not sure yet
257. How many kids do you want: 0, unless im like 30 something and my husband really wants some
528. Kids names girls:…
529. Kids names boys:….
530. Where do you want your honeymoon: anywhere with him
531. What kind of car will you have: a volkswagen.
532. What kind of house will you have: a neat one
533. Do you like this survey? It has given me something to do while wasting my life away sick and waiting for work
534. Is this one of the best surveys you’ve ever taken? not…just longest (thanks amanda)
535. How about the most unique? whatever (thanks amanda)
536. Have you gotten most of these questions on another survey? yeah
537. Do you like to answer questions? yes
538. Are you getting annoyed with this survey? yup
539. If you are, are you gonna delete questions off of the bottom cuz ur bored? nah…I’m bored enough to do them!(thanks amanda)
540. Whats your favorite kind of tree? the pretty flowery ones that the blossoms dont smell like semen
541. When you look at a person with lime green tights on, whats the first thing that comes to your head? pixyland.org

:::whats the first thing that comes to your head when you hear/see:::

542. A laptop: i am not sure
543. A mismatched person: me
544. A guy with long hair: hippie ewwwwwwwww
545. A guy with spiked hair: i dont know
546. A girl with spiked hair : dykes
547. A tree with no leaves : uh oh winter is coming
548. A couch with a sheet over it : ?
549. Ronnie: a fat kid
550. Raphael: NINJA TURTLES!! (thanks amanda)
551. A guy wearing a necklace: ew mostly
552. A girl wearing a hat: this is getting annoying (thanks amanda)
553. A mall: hate them
556. Abercrombie and fitch: I don’t think about it.
557. Aeropostale: ew
558. Hot topic: shellina
559. Pacific sun: ew
560. Saved by the bell: mario lopez lolol
561. Boy meets world: lol cute show
562. Beverly Hills 90201: nothing
563. A stereo system: small penised men
564. A gun: hicks
565. Someone shout out “i’m eating peanuts!!!”: what the fuck are you telling me for? at least you’re getting protein (thanks amanda)
566. Someone shout out “i have to pee!!”: tmi
567. Someone shout out “whats the answer?!”: 42
568. A desk: sit
569. A teacher: ms higgens
570. A doctor: stop acting like god you fag
571. What do you think of the questions they make you answer at the doctors office?: well im usually the one asking questions like that so yeah
572. Do you like the number 10? sure
573. What about 5? sure
581. Do you have to pay bills? no
582. Do you want to pay bills? no
583. How do you think your parents feel when they have to pay bills? fine?
584. Do you do your own laundry? yes kinda have to
585. Do you clean all the bathrooms in your house? no, it just stays filthy
586. How many bathrooms are in your house? 1
587. How many tv’s are in your house? 0
588. How many phones are in your house? like 2…cell and room
591. How many couches are in your house? 0
592. What are you thinking about right now? not wanting to go to work
593. How many desks are in your math class?:no math
594. Do you get a lot of math homework? no math
595. Do you hang out with your friends a lot? yah
597. Have you seen clueless? yes
598. What are your opinions of that movie? tis ok
602. If you had to pick a religion to be, what would you be? I wouldn’t.
604. What is your favorite store in the mall nearest you? starbucks or bi-lo
605. How long does it take to get to the mall nearest you? 10 minutes
606. What is the mall called? Hamilton Place Mall
608. How about a major sports store?: Sure?
609. Is there a pet shop? yes with bunnies you can pet!!
610. Whats your all time favorite font? the one i use on my website prolly
611. What do you like better, lap tops or computers? lap tops
612. Spaghetti or ziti? ziti, i dont eat spaghetti
613. Macaroni w/cheese or w/sauce? cheese
614. Paintings or photos? both
615. Stripes or solids? either
616. Basements or attics? basements
617. Looks or personality? personality
618. Life or no life? life
619. Individual or just like everyone else? individual
620. Loud or quiet? loud
621. Shy or rambunctious? happy medium plz
622. Refrigerator or freezer? either?
623. Carpet or tile? either?
624. Marble or wood? marble
625. Plaid or stripes? plaid
626. Stripes or dots? stripes
627. Dots or lines? dots
628. Now what time is it? 5:24 am
629. Monopoly or life? Monopoly. i dont play life
634. You’ve got mail or ever after? neither ew
636. Bsb or n*sync? neither
637. Dawn or sunny? sunny
638. Light or dark? dark
639. Top or bottom? top
640. Higher or lower? higher
641. Left or right? right
642. Big or small? big
643. Dad or mom? mom
644. Sitcoms or movies? movies
645. Tv movies or real movies? real movies
646. Scanner or xerox machines? xerox machines
647. Church or mass? church, im not a catholic
648. Boat or canoe? boat but i dont really like either
649. Ocean or lake? ocean
656. Do you have more younger friends or older friends? older
657. How many guys have you kissed? i think 18
658. Is this one of the longest surveys you’ve taken? yes
659. Is it the longest? yes
660. Is it interesting? Not really
661. Would you ever like someone 3 years younger than you? no
662. When you like someone, do you tell them right away? yeah
663. Do you wait for signs? yeah sometimes
664. Whats your favorite letter of the alphabet? e
665. Do you think that z is a cool letter? I don’t think any letters are cool.
667. So, do you have any final words? this was worse than i originally thought

i think its fantastically sad that i have to move everything i have out of one dorm to another and i cant find one person to help me.

they just told us yesterday we had until 7pm friday and then from 9-11PM saturday to remove everything we have from our old dorm rooms and the dorm would be locked for the summer. 

before the fire, i was planning on staying in my room all summer, so when i found out at 1pm yesterday, i had no boxes, no plans, and no help. I spent all afternoon packing and trying to move stuff. they assured me there would be volunteers around to help me.

about 3pm i have some stuff that is ready to be moved. i see one volunteer in the lobby and ask him for help. he notices i have 6 huge bags of trash and offers to take them out. he takes them out, never comes back. I go back out to the lobby, there are no more volunteers left, and its only 3 pm. It isnt like i waited til the last minute or it was really late or anything, and i needed help and there was nobody.

then i thought maybe someone would see me struggling and come help me, as i am only about 5′2" and only have little girl muscles. nobody stops to help. I got a piece of paper and wrote in big letters I NEED HELP PLEASE and taped it on the wall beside my door. not one person stopped and asked me if they could help. NOT ONE PERSON AT MY CHRISTIAN COLLEGE STOPPED TO HELP SOMEONE WHO NEEDED IT.

they are opening the dorm up at 9 for the last time before closing it for the summer. I have two hours to somehow get boxes and boxes of stuff to the 3rd floor of another dorm. by myself. i have tons of books and textbooks. I cant lift them. 

I spent all day thursday helping people move out of the dorm. I did it because I am nice. I try to do what I can for other people and i get CRAP or nothing in return.

something doesnt seem right.

what do you guys want 

i am laughing literally outloud.

IT IS SNOWING AT MY HOUSE IN OHIO

what a fag state

lololololol 

its like almost may 

i live in the one that says pike if you are interested