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I hate the word “frothy”.

Especially when talking about vaginal discharge.

That is only of the only things that makes me feel grossed out.

“green frothy discharge”. ew.

And it really pisses me off when youre riding on an elevator and when it arrives at your floor to get off of (particularly if its the main floor of a building) and people either try or do rush on before you can even get off. For some reason, now that kids are starting school they’ve forgotten their elevator manners:

1. Dont fart unless youre with your enemies and you have to.

2. Only hit the button for the floor you want to go to and not all of them to be obnoxious.

3. When getting on, wait for everyone else to get off that is getting off.

The first two the kids are doing ok on….its just that last one. Even the cleaning lady ran into me head on when I was getting off the elevator the other day. That is just so rude and one of my biggest pet peeves. How hard is it to stand back from the entrance and wait a half second to see if anyone is getting off? I put up with this for forever now, until tonight, and I have decided to make a sign to post on the main floor, because this is where I have run into this problem the most.

Click here to view. 

Yeah so I am just not sure when to put it up.

I just got the idea to hang it beside the elevator door on the main floor when I get up at 6 something tomorrow morning. I figure then nobody will see me be the one posting it and deans prolly wont see it for a while to release no staff member put it up, and kids will see it then later on in the day also.

Oh, and I put it in plastic because I felt like people would be less likely to take it down and throw it away if its in plastic….so lets see how long it lasts.  

Although Ive gotten quite lazy about my website, Ive found making "pages" on here is fun and easy. You may remember the "I hate celebrities" one? If not, its over there under "Pages" on the right side of your browser. I have now added one where I made fun of fat chick lingerie.

I LOVE PICKING PEOPLE APART AND WHINING/MAKING FUN OF THEIR APPEARANCE.

I have gotten like 39000000000754 emails saying "you have no right to make fun of anybody because youre fat and ugly and you look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome"….and yes, someone did say fetal alcohol syndrome…but seriously. I do not care; I do not care that people say I am fat and ugly etc…and it is quite obvious since I post pictures of myself online. THEREFORE: if I was just making fun of random retards’ appearances online but did not have my own picture up, that would be dumb. So yes, I do have a right to make fun of you for posting a picture of yourself looking stupid online. If you stick it online for public review, especially on hotornot.com, I can make fun of you. Afterall, that is what I put it there for. 

Sure, I might be "mean", but God wants me to be happy and making fun of other people online makes me happy.Seriously…for some reason picking apart people’s appearance, including their face or clothes or whatever just amuses me to no end.

I am thinking of (in addition to having my "tards page") posting different pages like I talked of earlier of people that get my goat. I also enjoy the phrase "gets my goat". My mom says it.

I just thought I’d tell you about it incase youre also amused by ugly people and would want to view it. 

I am.  

Just dont click on it if youre easy offended or whatever. If you see something that is titled "Ugly people" or something like that and youre offended by that kind thing just dont look at it. Save me the hassle of having to open up and read your dumb emails complaining about how I am "the female version of hitler" or even worse, that i am "a meanie". I dont listen to you. Im going to continue doing it anyways. It is wasting your time to email me crap like that. Promise.

Sorry about the bit of a rant there. I recieved like 5 emails today with whining….3 from goth kids, 2 just from turds who get mad cuz I make fun of people and abuse "innocent people" over IM. I dont really read them and most of the time dont even bother to reply so it isnt that big of a deal, but it is just obnoxious when I get several in a day whining about similar things.

tards 

hearing the phrase "might could".

Bad news:

One of the ducks at the pond thing infront of my school was laying dead on the road with tire marks on it today. It was so sad; ducks are nice, they dont deserve to die. I actually said "oh no" outloud. I hope you all are as teary eyed as me, especially steven, cuz we used to love to feed those things til they were fat.

Britney Spears is pregnant. Its official now. I saw it on a news article, and you can go to her website and see that she’s put a little thing saying so too. btw what the crap is up with her website?

I am not doing well in one of my classes and it isnt my fault. My teacher sucks. I have a test in it on Friday and its so much information, I’m pretty sure I am going to fail the class, which puts me graduating a semester later. Maybe I wont fail though, hopefully. I suppose I should think positively.

My research paper is due tomorrow. I so dont feel like finishing it up.

Good News:

I lost 8 pounds in 9 days.

I got this hot new athf shirt on Friday and I am wearing it today and I like it.

I only have two weeks of school left.

I dont have lab tommorrow.

My ears are looking sexay. They are great conversation starters. Even my physical therapist asked me about them today. Then she told me my problem with my shoudlers is that they are like double jointed or something. Im having trouble sleeping since they are sore and I cant sleep on my side and I usually do so I have been tired the last two days. bleh. wait that goes in the bad section nm

 
General Things/slight upsetments:

I had a doctors appointment today to follow up on my physical therapy and I had to wait a freaking hour and a half before I even saw him. It ticked me off. I read every single magazine that wasnt about golf in that stupid room and ran out before he even got there. The only magazines his office provides is some baby magazine, two dumb magazines filled with celebrities, and like 15 types of golf magazines. Anyways, so I read these two stupid celebrity magazines. It was like….People  and something else. I realized right there while I was waiting that those are the stupidest, biggest waste of money in the whole world. I mean, those things dont even have any articles about anything interesting. I know its called "People" for that reason but come on. Oh wait, if they did add articles worth reading they’d have to change the name of the magazine to "People and also boring articles which only shallow people/housewives/people waiting at the doctor read out of sheer boredom". People magazine is catchier. Its soooo lame though! Its like "ooooh look how [insert 5 famous retards] are wearing coral this season…its hot!" or "oooh look at how so and so famous person looks like a tramp on the red carpet". Who really cares??? Who really pays for those magazines?? NOBODY SHOULD WHAT BRAD PITT IS DOING TO HIS HAIR OR WHAT COURTNEY LOVE ISNT DOING TO HERS.  Anybody who pays for that crap should all be round up  and shot. Gosh! And Paris Hilton! There are like 50 thousand pictures of her in there. Can that woman even move her face? In every single picture it looks exactly the same. I hate celebrities and how everybody holds them as like gods and what not. Its ridiculous. And they like tell you what exactly it is that each celebrity is wearing and what designer made it, and often the cost too, as if people who read People are going to go purchase a $5000 Gucci gown for themselves on the way home from buying the magazine at walmart. Suddenly I feel like picking apart and making fun of every celebrity I dislike the most. Maybe I’ll try that one day. Its probably a good exercise to let my feelings out. Seriously though. If you read my blog and also pay for people magazine or like it, please stop. Do not encourage them.

Im legally changing my name. Im still coming up with final plans but was wondering about suggestions from any viewers.

Somebody asked me if I was an art student today. This is the 7th time somebody has.

Even worse, in the last month, Ive been told twice I look like Kelly Osborne. I used to get that alllll the time but havent in a while. I seriously dont look like her. I mean, we are both chubby, have black hair, and arent nice people but other than that we dont really look like each other or have anything in common.

I hate camouflage.

I didnt throw up anymore. They sure did serve us those some freaking red skinned potatoes again for dinner today. Im getting so sick of them serving us the same crap over and over. Infact, they served us the exact same meal yesterday for lunch as they did on Saturday. Same disgusting vegan chicken nuggets, same disgusting creamy sauced dog meat patties, same disgusting frozen peas, same disgusting cooked carrots, same disgusting instant mashed potatoes, and same disgusting gravy that tastes like it was created by mixing urine, ground up dog fur, and turds. Also they must mix in some saliva cuz that is what the consistency is like. I cant believe my parents pay for that crap. I wouldnt even feed it to animals.

My sister and her room mate told me I look hot today. Steven must have made me ugly because now a days everybody thinks I am hot. Its amazing how people like give you compliments if you start paying attention to the way you dress and actually fix your hair in the morning. Im better looking than I remembered. Ive got hot, fat lips.

I am looking for a rich man to give me some dollars or take me to Africa please. I would like to go to those places with the animals and take pictures of them to post on the internet. I would like to see hippos; baboons with blue bottoms; them birds that stand about; elephants; water buffalos; leopards; cheetahs; bears; lions; giraffes; zebras; storks; big snakes; and monkeys. Oh wait, we already have monkeys walking all over the place here in the south lolololol jkjk i am not racist promise. I dunno I might be but Ellen G. White says its OK.

I dunno. I feel like taking a trip on an airplane to go somewhere and take pictures. The problem is that I dont have any money cuz I dont have a job or care to have one but I think I am going to get one soon cuz I want to live off campus next year even if I switch schools. I am tired of teh dorm life, and need some dollares to do this. I think I am going to see about working at Cumberland Hall with the mental children. Yeah, read that all you "haters" who keep sending me emails that only say that I am hitler and I am a bad person and I should go to hell and that I am a b-word. I work with mental patients. Im practically Mother Teresa, really. Anyways about this vacation stuff I want one so I need someone to donate to me some dollars like a couple thousand or a million will do. Sam can come too if he wants cuz he likes to take pictures. There has to be some lonely rich man out there who feels like going to Africa too and wants to take me along. If you know any please let me know. Especially if they are asian.

So I am thinking about writing a book or something. I am in the mood to write stories. I like writing stories especially if I get to illustrate them poorly as a please. I want to make a book completely illustrated with sad MS Paint pictures or sad photoshops I make.

I had to do this supergay thing for nursing today on a computer and its soooo funny cuz there was all these typos in the program and like alllllll the illustrations look like they were made with MS Paint. I took a screen shot to show all of you my friends: 

Also this is what i would look like if I were hitler:

Jacob made this. He is becoming the photoshop master. He also made me this:

Ok so I just watched the movie "Taking Lives". It sounded ok on imdb, so I said hey why not and watched it even though I dont even like angelina Jolie (she is too dramatic with the whole dark makeup, tattoos, blood around the neck bad girl thing, she kisses her brother, looks just like her dad and is all manly in the face, her boobs are fake, and her lips look like bad plastic surgery. too fat, and she sticks them out like a fish too).

 Dont watch this movie. Its beyond stupid, and horridly cheesy. why?

1. Angelina drives a mustang. FBI agents dont drive mustangs.

2. Angelina cant just know things like she does in the movie. Apparently if you feel a breeze with your hand it means there is a secret door behind a bookcase in a house you have just arrived at for the first time.

3. Real FBI agents dont lay in places where dead people were buried.

4. Apparently you can now enter a woman’s house and mount her and thrust away without giving any thought to foreplay, lubrication, or even unzipping your pants at all.

5. There is wayyyy too much Angelina nudity in this movie. It isnt necessary and takes away from the actual movie idea. Seriously, and the whole love scene with Ethan Hawke I just talked about above wasnt even that necessary, and lasted foooorrrrreeeevvaaaaaar. And to any retard that is reading this that is saying "huh huh huh angelina boobs huh huh huh hot youre stupid for saying her nude scenes are dumb" needs to grow up and think more with your head that is not in your pants.

6. Its all just too predictable. It isnt a "thriller" if there isnt any element of surprise.

7. Ethan Hawke kills his own mother in the elevator in a public building. I think if in real life you killed somebody in an elevator, there would be either someone in there with you and her or someone would her her scream. Also, how did he get out at the bottom with the blood everywhere without people being like omg and calling the cops? And even more than that last question I want to know how on earth he removed his mother’s head and had it off by the end of the elevator ride. I mean, come on people. He didnt have a saw or anything. How did he get it off that quick? How long IS an elevator ride? Even if it was like 100 floors, it would still take him forever to get it off.

8. The end sucks. They pretend she gets fired and moves to some old house in the middle of nowhere. She also wears a fake pregnant thing under her dress. So of course Ethan ends up at her house and is like thems my babies and she tells him to go away and she kills him and then takes out the pregnant thing and says eff you and he dies. worst ending ever.

 the whole thing is unbelievable. the underlying plot thing is alright, since its like a man who kills people and takes their life over and becomes them. that is why i watched it, it sounded interesting. however, the movie doesnt even center around. its all about angelina and what she is doing and not wearing. she sucks and so do you for thinking she is hot you fags.

I HATE being here. I hate my school more than I hate Rosie O’Donnell. So I just started Mental Health class, since nursing classes are only half semester classes. Our labs are on Tuesday and Thursday both, which sucks. So since we havent had enough class yet to know how to deal with mentally ill patients, tuesday and thursday of this week have just been regular class periods–but with lab hours. Yeah, thats right….I had to sit though 4 hours of the most boring crap ever today. The worse part was that most of it was like common sense stuff, aka "If a patient gets out of hand, remove yourself from the situation", "Dont give patients personal information such as your last name or phone number", or "Mentally ill patients need attention". For FOUR hours. Me and this girl named Emily in my class who is also from Ohio made jokes though. That was the only part I liked. Like there was this part and its like "What do you say to your client if they say they want to kill themselves because of this and that blah blah blah etc problems?" So we were all "if its that bad, just do it" and it was funny.