this and that

And billy idol is hot!

And Amanda Berjeski, if youre reading this, Im sorry I smeared Tim Miller’s dog’s poop all over your house and on your cats and on your iPod in my dream last night!

So cute!

I have no idea what this is, and I cant decide if its kinda cute or really creepy.

Blobfish! I think he’s kinda cute.

This is horrifying. It looks like a science fiction thing.

I have the square sushi necklace in the upper left corner.

Im working on Georgia Sex Offenders 2006 page for my website. If it isnt up within 2-3 weeks, bother me about it.

I’ll be busy next week so I probably wont have time to finish it. My problem is that, upon checking my schedule for the week, I realized Im scheduled to work 60 hours, which is not gonna work. Im trying to get ahold of my unit coordinator today to sort it out, but she hasnt gotten back to me as of yet. Oh well. This grownup stuff isnt fun.

Funny thing is though, if I worked all those hours, next week I would make $1,190. That is a lot of money.

ps
Im totally tired of seeing this dude (nsfw) on the internet. It seriously pisses me off. It was funny for like a while but now it makes me feel gross.
The other night I made Adam and myself a Polish dinner. I dont know how to cook yet, so I tried real hard. It was aweeeeessommmeeeeee. I made the most amazing cabbage and pierogies also. Oh man, it was delicious. Amanda, if you ever come over and want me to make it for you, I totally will.

I dont supposed I have mentioned much about Adam. He is the fellow I am dating. We have been dating for something like 2 months now (I dont know. I dont keep track of these things. We started dating one of the first days of May), and havent really spent a day apart, literally. We are pretty close already. He is my good friend Rickie’s brother. That is how we met, even though I’ve known Rickie for 2 years. He just recently decided to introduce us, mentioning how perfect me and Adam would be for each other. We are, and it is gross.

Pictures:

Adam and Emily while Adam is trying to beat Emily’s high score on tetris

Adam smiling like Emily (if you know me in person and have ever asked me to smile you will know what I am talking about. If not, my fake unenthusiastic smile looks just about like this)

We is two dorks.

Also, Ive started my job as a Registered Nurse. So far it is going pretty well. No complaints, really. Not quite used to working so early in the morning or 12 hour shifts, but Im sure I’ll be ok after a few more. It feels really good to sign my name with RN behind it instead of SNSAU (student nurse, sau=southern adventist university). Also it feels good to be able to do my job without so much supervision. Its annoying to go give an IV drug and have to be watched, etc.

Being a “grown up” is gay though mostly. Im not used to that either. Im trying to learn how it all works, and while I am learning, Im making mistakes. At least I am learning though. One of these challenges is cooking. So far Ive been able to make delicious enchiladas, lasagna, cabbage, pierogies, and chicken nachos. They were all really good, ask Adam. I cant make cookies or brownies well yet though. I keep burning them. Also I tried to make an omelet and overcooked it and also it just looked like a pile of crap cuz I couldnt turn it over right. I GUESS IT COMES WITH TIME! At least I am trying to learn. Gosh.

Keykey is doing well. She loves Adam more than me though. It is weird. Maybe it is because I torture her:

Look, she sits with him while he reads Dungeons and Dragons books on his laptop:

NOTE: THAT IS NOT ME. THAT IS ADAM. I say this because someone viewed this and said I should shave my arms. Mens are allowed to have hairy arms though.

The cat is really funny. Im pretty sure she is nuts. She runs around like a retard and falls off the couch a lot. She is about as annoying though as she is crazy. I cant even sleep with her in my room. She will sleep nicely beside me for a little while, and then wake up and lick my face or put her cold nose on my nose EVERY TIME. Im told this is adorable. It isnt. It is annoying. Currently, I am laying down and she is sitting on my butt, kneading my lower back with her paws. It feels nice. It is like a kitty massage. She is very friendly. Come over to my house and meet her. She will love you.

Well, this is a lot of words. I hope you have enjoyed reading it.

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this is my fat swollen bruised toes (gross)

This is my wrist/arm.

If you have looked over my tards page (which is currently down AND SOMEBODY WONT FIX), you are sure to have seen a crossdresser who goes by the name of Jennifer Merrill. He/she/it takes tons of pictures of himself, much to my delight. I was browsing myspace and I noticed he had a myspace profile with a link to his/her/its personal website, Jen’s Diva Den (lol). I thought I would post a link so you guys can see all the pictures yourself, because if you are like me and find crossdressers hilarious, you will love it.

ON TO JEN’S DIVA DEN!

He/she/it always has such a goofy look on their face. It cracks me up.

Yesterday drew sent me a shot of his new desktop. I realized how horrible mine looked and took a shot for him. He was horrified.

I sure have too many programs running.

http://pics.livejournal.com/celaeno/pic/000yb57e
I think fingerprints are neat. I have mostly loops on all my fingers, except for my index fingers. They have whorls. Beside every one of the loops or whorls though, there are tented arches on every single finger. Weird. What about everyone else?

im not sure i’d be willing to do this…but ok.

nsfw things inside of condoms…totally random idea.

mental picture

had to be ohio…

i almost laugh out loud at this.

uh…this seems pointless but some kinda neat idea. i want carbonated milk next.

I seriously dont believe it.

25 eh?

were they having trouble with that kinda thing?

finally, the sport for me!

oh man these are awful

you dont know how long i laughed at this. 30 seconds. now you know.

nsfw those crazy asians!

i can think of not one caption for this.

he must really have needed money.

all sfw by the way (unless otherwise noted) even if the link address looks silly:

Bunnies

Tours

Batman 

i like cats

duck hunt 

Hope 

i must have this kitten

btw, the picture is a link to the site i got it from…which is awesome….dailykitten.com. omg. too many cute animals for me to look at. i looked at every one though.