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Man, I really wanted to take a picture of something to show you all today, but it wouldnt work. I was reading the phonebook and there is a whole section of people with the last name "Buttram".

i am laughing literally outloud.

IT IS SNOWING AT MY HOUSE IN OHIO

what a fag state

lololololol 

its like almost may 

i live in the one that says pike if you are interested 

the mexicans have sign language. lol!

The Holocaust.

 lololol

Hooray for categories! 

So I was super stressed out about my mental health test today since my last one was horrid. It was so bad, in fact, that I only got a 73%, and you all know I am not that stupid. Everbody else did really bad too and the questions were awfully worded. So I studied for this one and I totally got a 91%. That means if I do ok on the final I AM GOING TO PASS. You have to get a 78% in the test section to pass, btw. That is why I was so scared with that 73%. I think I am going to be ok now though.

Next item of greatness: I wasnt going to say anything but I am pretty sure my room mate doesnt know about my website so its ok. Evelyn, if you are reading this, I am sorry. Sort of. But not too much. It is just that I HAD to say something. Something of this magnitude cannot go without showing and telling the world. 

Ok–here it is–my room mate is going to class today in her Jedi costume. She is actually going in public, in front of her classmates, in a Star Wars costume. Her star wars fan club meetings and get togethers, I maybe understand. But not infront of college classmates. Apparently she is doing a speech today having something to do with sci-fi. She was sad she cant wear her daily baseball cap to cover her shaved head because Jedis dont wear baseball caps. And now, the best part….I actually secretly took pictures. Too bad they arent great since she kept moving, and its hard to secretly take pictures of someone when they are only 6 feet away from you, but they will do. AND NOW FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE…..my room mate evelyn in her home made Jedi costume!

also note the piles of trash lolololol

Man, this was the best morning evar. Cept that one morning where we were in England and we were checking into our hotel (that didnt have air conditioning but did have heated towel racks. apparently air conditioning isnt a standard thing there. fags) and my sister katie started watching tv and there were these pay per view channels at the end of the regular stations of programming and it said what it was and you had to put your room number it to buy it and she didnt know what that meant and so she thought to watch tv you just had to put room numbers in and put them in several times and then we had to go do something and when we came back later she was flipping through channels again and i was watching with her and all of the sudden it comes onto one of those last channels that she’s bought but we dont know that yet right and so like i had gotten distracted and was looking at something other than the tv while she was flipping through and i hear a funny noise but keep doing something else and then she says to me "hey emmy, what is this?" and I look over and its totally porn and not just regular porn, its two FAT black ladies completely nude bending over onto a hot tub and a normal sized white man smacking their butts with his erect penis.

I also have a cousin named Rodney. He has this skank girlfriend or wife. Dont care. Anyways they had this kid. So then she is all "well it aint yers" after he’d been taking care of it for a while. So then it turns out that this kid that he’s been raising as his own’s father is another cousin of mine. Plus this woman has like another kid by an even different cousin of mine down from the holler and another that is Rodneys. I think she also has a few other kids other than that but they got taken away from her lolololol

http://spamusement.com/

on the funniest thing i think ive ever seen. i went to a basketball game. not just any basketball game. i went to a basketball game in which my school played against a team in wheelchairs. thats right, my school played against a handicapped team. so they had to be in wheelchairs too. I didnt even realize people in wheelchairs could even play basketball. it was crazy; the handicapped team was like super good and intense and beat our bottoms. I couldnt believe it. at half time they even gave us 20 extra points and they still beat us by like 20. it was crazy and they would crash into each other and one person flipped over backwards and broke his wheelchair and others fell out of the wheelchairs and it was nuts. i tried to take pictures with my phone but my phone pictures turn out crappy unless they are from close up, but i tried, just for you:

http://egal.progoth.com/Pictures/basketballgame 

also on my phone i found these pictures i thought you might enjoy:

this picture is my foot when i was bored at church. notice my second toe is disgustingly longer than my big toe, its genetic. all my dads family have it. weird eh

this is in the back window of the drivers side of my car. brad asked to see it, so here it is. the colors have faded so bad the picture looks ugly here.

and these are some ratty sneakers ive had for too many years that i wear all the time and they smell real bad.

enjoy! 

Jacob asked me today if I still get hate mails from my website. Of course I do, and I was showing him some when I decided I’d just make a post about it. Some of them will be altered to be made more readable, some might have comments, and some will be shortened, etc. Oh, and I am not even going to bother saying who they are from, because most of them are just stupid made up stuff such as YOU SUCK or something stupid and lame like that.

General Hate mail:

 "you are a retarded fuck head grow up loser"

"your really rude i bet your a fat ass your self so you should shut the fuck
up and get a life because your not funny you dumb bitch"

"It’s funny. You spend your whole site dissing pretty much everything about
everyone there can be, but expect yourself to be some kind of
perfectionist. What you need to do is stop with this site, so people like
myself will no longer have to read about your bitching of patheticness
about your likes and dislikes of other people! " [what is funny is that people totally dont understand the point of my website]

"you suck fat ass" [with the subject your are a queer]

"god damn i fucking hate you gay ass little shit face! why the fuck do you
have to trash descent people just to make yourself feel better? grow up?
fuck you man…. FUCK YOU!"

"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCK YOU WHORE"

"ithink ur web is sucks! not intresting at all. ha ha! looser!"

Random Retarded mail: 

"drive by buttplugging"

Goth Hate mail: 

"Yes I’ll say something. Your a supid freaking dumb ass. For writing all
that stuff about how to be Gothic. God if you live in America im not going
to say anything but if you live in Europe then you’ll get your ass kicked.Your simply trying to teach wannabe’s how to be something that their not you have to choose to be who you want to.
Operation: Gothic came from Europe a long long time ago during the middle
ages, you dont know what your talking about and if you went out more often
you’ll notice that only teenagers (13,14,15,and 16) who try to be Goth are
the ones who listen to that Manson and crap. Nine Inche Nails isnt a
Gothic band either you moron (falls out laughing at you).Stay out of my territory, I run a huge Gothic Organization in London, onethat you can never compare to anything else."
[this guy totally missed the point of that site…i laughed a lot. especially at the "falls out laughing at you" part. what exactly fell out? also i enjoyed the intimidation at the end.]

"You see, I am a GOTH and I am OFFENDED at your terribly horrible and
offensive comments on my PEOPLE.  If you don’t understand the DARKNESS in
our souls (or lack thereof) then you are obviously one of the sad
creatures of LIGHT.  You cannot POSSIBLY understand at all.  Here is a
poem I created for the occasion.

This website()

A parasite on barren lands,

Hopeless, blind in meaning

My life()

Woe, black, deep oceans

Crawling from the earth, sated

The END (RIPdeathdeath)
[this email is from a person calling themselves "Vampyra".]

"why the fuck r u dissing goths on ur dumb ass site bitch…u need to stop
fucking doing that…u stupid cumslut bitch… you dont know shit. so shut
the FUCK UP BITCH!" [this person emailed me the same thing 4 times]

"UR A FUCK BAG. Oh wow Lets make fun of "goths" ur a fucking prick jsut like
all the rest of these damn fucking people in this world. I dont know why
the world has to be so cruel to eachother. I’m "gothic" i dont call myself
that though. Its clothes i feel comfortable in. You need to stop with the
labels shit asshole. No one is labeling you. So fuck off and get a life
besdies making stupid bullshit websites like this." [i like how she says nobody is labeling me but proceeds to give me several.]

ive gotten about five million other gothy whiner emails too. I got tired of gmail acting up and you get the point.

People are stupid.

People seem to enjoy mine. Especially Mister Kolb. Check the comments on the "im feeling better also" post for what Im changing my name to.

Anyways, I wrote this in response to steven’s comment on the story about the leopards: Im thinking about writing a book about growing up with a brother with ADD, because people think of it as this HORRID syndrome, which it really isnt, if you know how to deal with it. It sort of explain about the disorder first, and then not make fun of him, but tell stories of things that have happened in our lives and how we dealt with them, etc. I think it’d be a useful tool for other people struggling with raising or having a brother with ADD.

What does anybody who reads this think? I know I have at LEAST 4 solid readers. lol. The only thing is that if I actually got it published, my brother might be upset with me. Maybe I could think of an elaborate plan for him not to find out, or use a different name. Also leave comments with suggestions for a fake name. Anyways, the book would basically explain about the disorder more in depth for anyone reading who doesnt know what the disease is about, and share personal examples of how my brother has displayed this behavior. The theme of the book would be to you know, have a sense of humor, and I would bring this about with stories while not being mean or anything (I love my brother dearly, of course). Its just that he says funny things. He doesnt know he says funny things. He mishears lyrics and its hilarious. Some are funnier than others, but it still makes me die laughing. Maybe when he gets older I could tell him and it might be slightly flattering to have a book written about you. He’s a funny kid.

For example when I was home at Easter I was telling my mom about how I had gotten As on both of my essay papers so far in Composition class. Then Alex was saying how he got As on some kinda research paper he had done for some class too. Then Katie was saying how she got As on some kinda tests or something. Richie was visibly upset. After Katie and Alex left the room he started yelling about who knows what and then mom was trying to calm him down and he stopped for a second and then all of the sudden yelled "ITS JUST NOT FAIR! THE ONLY A I EVER GET IS IN A.D.D!" bursts out crying, and runs to his room.

While we find that a funny story, I think the book would be a humorous relief to anyone who is/has struggled with a child with attention deficit disorder.

Opinions plz? And do you think anyone would publish it? Should I even bother?  

oh, also, i am a nursing student and plus by the time i’d be done with it i’ll be a nurse so having that in the book gives me like some credibility on writing about A.D.D. I mean, we’ve already studied it. I know more about it then I even want to know. In fact, we had a quiz over it one day in class and I had forgotten to read ahead of time and we hadnt covered it yet but I knew all the answers since my brother has it. Funny stuff. Anyways, leave comments. Or emails. 

I remember once when my brother was a lot younger, he, my mom, and me and it seems like some other kids were talking about animals in the bible. I remember it involved felts as well. Anyways, so kids were suggesting things and yelling them out and my mom would put them on the felt board and talk about the stories and all the wonderful creatures God had made. It went sorta like this:

Mom: Who can tell me about an animal that is in the bible?

Child: A donkey!

Mom: Good, Jesus rode through Jerusalem on a donkey. (puts donkey felt on felt board)

Child: A lion!

Mom: Yes, Daniel was thrown into a den of lions but he survived because God was there with him. (puts lion on felt board)

Child: A snake!

Mom: Yep, Satan temped Eve in the Garden of Eden as a snake. (puts snake on felt board)

Richie: A leopard!

Mom: Hm….I dont remember any leopards in the Bible.

Richie: Yes huh! There were ten leopards.

Mom: Im not sure I remember that story.

Richie: Yes, Jesus healed the ten leopards but only one of them thanked him!

Mom: lolololololol No those are lepers retard

It didnt exactly end like that, she didnt call him names. But, I still like the story of how my brother thought Jesus healed leopards. 

I always see this ripoff at winndixie that I want to mention but I always forget. I should take a picture. Anyways, in the mixers section, there is several different kinds of bloody mary mixes. One in particular stands out because it has a pirate on the front. It is called "Major Peter" brand. Its such a ripoff of Captain Morgan. Plus Major Peter sounds really really funny. Secretly.

Ok so in my composition class there is this kid named Ben. Ben looks normal unremarkable boy until he opens his mouth. When Ben talks, he sounds sooooooooo stereotypically gay. I mean its horrible bad. The lisp and everything. And he talks really loud which makes it worse.  So anyways I am pretty sure this guy is actually gay because of the topics Ive heard him discuss and the voice and stuff.  Today he walks into class with a homemade tshirt that says I (heart) women.  I cant think of anything funnier. The worst part was that in class he was in my group for the class activity and he volunteered to read the entire thing we had to do outloud. While wearing the shirt. I heart women….maybe he means he hearts them cuz he wants to be one.

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.