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Monday, September 29th, 2008
travis barker is in critical condition
his wikipedia entry said he has burns from the waist down.
Is it bad that the first thing that I thought of is that he will probably have trouble using his legs while playing drums from now on? I mean, cuz, there is also the problem that he might not live, or be able to walk, etc.
I guess that is what I thought of first being married to a drummer! Travis Barker is very talented, believe it or not!
Oh, and on the drumming note, Adam will have been playing drums for 20 years next month! His parents got him drum lessons for his 8th birthday. He’s really good too, if you didnt know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
this Oingo Boingo song is my ringtone on my phone.
this song is so catchy although i would say it is nsfw.
I spoke with someone recently that was talking about “dexter” being hot or something. I hadnt even heard of the show. I googled it later, and this guy is ugly. UGLY.

Seriously.
And then I started thinking about other mens that womens think are hot. I just do not have the same taste at all. Like, Michael Phelps. During the Olympics, all the chicks at work were like “omg I would do things to him”. Have you seen this man up close?

He kind of looks mentally retarded. Maybe its just his body.
Either way, I dont get it.
I think

Kevin Spacey is like the hottest evar.
Apparently I have bad taste in men?
If you google “hot man”, this is the first result:

Apparently, he must be gay and covered in grease.
I do not get it.
The other day I got a jones soda and it said like there was a contest and to text jones or something to a number and then like I got a next back today that I won so then I put in the code on jonessoda.com/utc and i won a sweatband lolz
Last night at Logan’s Roadhouse I said my first “yeehaw” for someones birthday. They dont sing for birthdays, they say 1, 2,3, yeehaw!
Ive never said it before in public being serious. I am becoming a true southerner.
1. I said yeehaw in public
2. I now know what cheese toast and sweet milk are
3. I also know what a “poke” is (it is a bag)
4. Ive gone to walmart in cut off sweatpants and didnt care
5. My father in law wears a biker bandanna and goes to Willie Nelson concerts
6. My neighbors scream at their goats
7. I feed the cows next door dog biscuits
8. My house doesnt have all of the siding on it yet
9. Sometimes I walk my dogs in the yard in a tank top and underwear and I dont care
10. Ive seen someone in person mowing the lawn with a pushmower on a four wheeler
this list will be continued
also i need to write about the crazy patients i take care of at work. im thinking about making some kinda nurse blog.
BEFORE:

I told them that his long face hair was getting in the way so they cut it shorter.
AFTER:


I didnt even recognize him…lol