Archive for July, 2008

i like to eat apples and bananas

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

and i still like Raffi


oh you crazy armenian! you cant talk on the phone with a banana!

When I was little, and my mom converted us to vegetarianism (I was a total vegetarian from age 6 or so to age 18), I naturally resisted. The way she got me to finally stop eating meat was that she told me Raffi was a vegetarian. I guess he actually is. But that is how much I liked Raffi, I stopped eating meat for him.

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Saturday, July 26th, 2008

maybe I should start saying terlit?

i live in georgia is it okay?

just because i live in the south is not an excuse?

i was raised in the north?

i should develop a real bad southern accent.

my accent has already changed just from living here for almost 5 years. i dont know how i feel about. at least not so many people ask me where i am from anymore. they usually tell me they only can tell im not from around here because i talk too fast and because i dont know what sweet milk or cheese toast is.

CHEESE TOAST???

looks like half of a grilled cheese sandwich to me, guys.

apparently i am soooo wrong though blah blah blah its not a sandwich it is freaking toast blah blah

if you didnt know i worked a 12 hour nightshift last night and i slept about 2 hours today and i feel just ridiculous

PP (stands for picture post, not urine you guys lol)

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

exibit A:

1. Pepe has all this extra stretchy skin on his neck. I finally captured a picture of how it stretches so far. Notice by the bored look on his face, it is not hurting him in any way.

2. Look at all the tags on his collar. Its way too many. He has:

1. Name and phone number ID tag
2. Catoosa County registration tag
3. Rabies Tag
4. Home again microchip tag

3. Notice the funny color they painted my living room and dining room walls. It is not at all the correct color from what we told them. It isnt even close.

4. Notice Adam still hasnt unpacked his clothes (the box).

5. If you look closely, you can see my garbage bags in the corner with my clothes to give to Goodwill.

exhibit 2 or b

My dogs play a lot and its really cute to watch but hard to photograph. One day I’ll take a video when I feel like it. In this photo, Toto was swatting at Pepe’s head with his fluffy armlegs.

THE END

2 things

Friday, July 25th, 2008

1. Last night a nurse said to a nursing assistant “Room 345 needs off the terlit”.

2.

40 adorable kitten breads to choose from!

estelle getty

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

RIP

Monday, July 14th, 2008

wtffffff

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Dead, Toothless Sharks Found on Rural Road

GRIFFIN, Ga. — State wildlife officials will try to learn Monday how a pile of dead sharks wound up on a rural Spalding County road.

Drivers spotted the six sharks Sunday afternoon on the side of Minter Road near Griffin. Wildlife officials said it appears the sharks died recently.

Griffin residents said they couldn’t believe their eyes.

“I thought they looked like sharks, but I can’t freaking believe it,” said resident Kara Davel. “I think it’s disgusting. People actually dump a lot of trash on this road.”

Wildlife officials said hunting sharks is a crime in Georgia, and could bring the hunter as much as $100,000 in fines.

Officials said they noticed something unusual about the sharks. Each of the six sharks had all of their teeth removed. Whoever killed the sharks had to break the animals’ jaws to get the teeth.

“That is very strange, very strange. I can’t even imagine how they would have ended up there,” said resident Terry Becker.

Officials will retrieve the sharks sometime Monday. Depending on what type of sharks they are, state officials could launch an investigation.

“The fact that they’re wasting all that meat and they’re not using them for anything, I don’t know if that’s legal,” Davel said.

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Monday, July 14th, 2008

I really like that Purina Beneful dog food bags now come with a resealable zipper top. It keeps my dog’s food fresh, and I dont have to roll the top down or clip it shut.

However, I dont understand why the package of socks I purchased at Walmart today come with a resealable bag top. They are just going in my dresser drawer, and I cannot think of any reason I would need to keep my socks fresh or airtight.

Toto in a cow hat sitting on the toilet (with the lid down)

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

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Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/wan/743976235.html

update

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
  • I re-crate trained Pepe. He doesnt whine in there anymore now that he has a friend (Toto). I LOVE my dogs.
  • We have moved into our new house. Like, a week ago. It isnt great yet, but we are slowly working on it. The dude from the company renovating our house had to go and break his back and cant do anything, so some of the stuff we are doing ourselves (installing light fixtures, putting up blinds, installing phone jacks, etc)
  • Work is going just fine.
  • I just got homeowners insurance today for the first time.
  • I bought a new iPod.
  • I have way too much stuff to do.
  • There are cows next door.
  • There are goats across the road. And a donkey.
  • I hear the crowing of roosters all day. I dont mind it at all.
  • I found some snakeskin stuff outside where a snake shed its skin or whatever and Pepe tried to eat it and it was gross.
  • Adam’s mom’s skanky nasty stupid boyfriend’s daughter’s baby is dead. They are doing an investigation and I think its just awful that they killed that baby but I hate her boyfriend so I dont care too much.

i think that is it.

hmm

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

I just realized I dont take pictures anymore.

I didnt even break my camera this time. I just havent taken any for no particular reason. I have lots of things I could take pictures of.

Im scared that when I am old I’ll be sad I didnt document more things.

Also sometimes when I am under the influence of pain medicine I wonder what I’ll be like when I am old. Do you think I’ll be a sasspants like I am now? Or will I get all old and crotchety and mean and give my nieces and nephews bad presents for holidays like socks or crocheted extra toilet paper roll cozies? Or maybe I will move into a nudist camp. Or maybe after I retire I’ll get tattooed head to toe. Or maybe I’ll have a stroke at 40 and spend my the rest of my life at a nursing home crapping myself and drooling on my shirt.

Dont worry, Im not taking pain medicine just for the sake of it. I slipped in an “unknown substance” in the hall at work and hurt myself and had to go to the ER. I has teh pains.

Please enjoy the photo below of crocheted extra toilet paper roll cozies.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

I wasnt gonna say anything, because Im not sure about HIPAA laws and if Im allowed to just say this, but Im gonna, cuz it isnt like Im going to use his name or exact details or anything.

We had an inmate admitted to my unit this weekend at the hospital. I did his admission assessment and talked with him for a little while. He told me he was arrested earlier last week.
When I got home, curiosity got the best of me, and I had to look up his name to see if it said what he had got arrested for anywhere online. He has some pretty serious charges against him, one of which is that he is the top suspect in a recent murder case. The day he told me he was arrested match up with the news article.
Im kinda weirded out a little. He like, killed someone most likely. I touched him on his fat and stinky body.
A deputy sits in the room with them and stuff, so I doubt most inmates would ever try to harm us or anything, but still. His fat stinky hands could have got me, and such.

UPDATE: DUDE, IT issssss HIM! I FOUND ANOTHER ARTICLE ONLINE WITH A MUGSHOT!

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

el starbucks

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) — A teenager died Saturday when he was decapitated at the Six Flags Over Georgia theme park outside Atlanta, authorities said.

The 17-year-old park visitor was killed after scaling two 6-foot fences around the Batman roller coaster, said a statement issued by park spokeswoman Hela Sheth. He was struck by the coaster and killed, she said.

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/28/theme.park.fatality/index.html

ew

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/wan/742973159.html

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/act/732968621.html

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

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