Comments on: I cant decide http://www.porkdisco.com/blog/2008/06/10/i-cant-decide/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:22:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: jwb http://www.porkdisco.com/blog/2008/06/10/i-cant-decide/#comment-29025 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:43:28 +0000 http://www.porkdisco.com/blog/2008/06/10/i-cant-decide/#comment-29025 Good actress, doesn't know what she wants to do with her (minimal) fame. Great in NBK and Cape Fear. Music ain't it. Good actress, doesn’t know what she wants to do with her (minimal) fame. Great in NBK and Cape Fear. Music ain’t it.

]]> by: JFK http://www.porkdisco.com/blog/2008/06/10/i-cant-decide/#comment-28219 Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:53:57 +0000 http://www.porkdisco.com/blog/2008/06/10/i-cant-decide/#comment-28219 No. 1. She is fugly. Curiously, this is why she has a career. This is Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome. You can make anyone "smokin hot" if you slather them with enough product and photoshop and proper lighting etc. (btw: I always gauge the aesthetics of celebrities on a relative scale -- if you walk about on any college campus, for example, you'll find that the average girl walking about is a brazilian times hotter than any celebrity, for the most part) 2. Her music is lame derivative unimaginative wannabe alt-rock/punk ear rape. Does this answer your question sufficiently No.

1. She is fugly. Curiously, this is why she has a career. This is Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome. You can make anyone “smokin hot” if you slather them with enough product and photoshop and proper lighting etc. (btw: I always gauge the aesthetics of celebrities on a relative scale — if you walk about on any college campus, for example, you’ll find that the average girl walking about is a brazilian times hotter than any celebrity, for the most part)

2. Her music is lame derivative unimaginative wannabe alt-rock/punk ear rape.

Does this answer your question sufficiently

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