this and that

Last night one of my patients kicked me repeatedly and then punched me in the stomach.

Also, she threatened to kill me. She said she was going to come to my house and tie me to the bed and set my house on fire and roast me like a pig.

She said if she had a stick she’d beat me to a bloody pulp (minus a lot of curse words).

Also, she is going to call the police on me and get me put in jail and sue me and Im not going to forget putting her in restraints until the day I die or longer.

I am so scared of 96 pound 95 year old women burning my house down in the night, but I deserve it, because she said I am literally an evil shedevil and I keep my tail tucked down the leg of my pants.

PS:

This is a secret, but I really wanted to say to her “alright then, come and get me!”

lol I did say “you dont know where I live” when she said she was going to burn my house down. Also, I told her that I didnt care if she got me put in jail because I could use some sleep and they have those beds in there.

people with dementia are both frustrating AND funny.

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