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I got my 10,000 contributions banner on wikianswers.com!

it looks like this:

look, I see a little cleavage! How scandalous!

But I do have sore titties after my first mammogram today! They suck!

But hoorah! Sore boobies is better than cancered boobies!

If you dont know what they do, check out this NSFW picture. They smash your boob between two things like super flat. I had no idea they could go that flat!

im making a lot of posts because im nervous about tomorrow

1. Im having my first mammogram tomorrow to be sure I dont have cancer. Im scared, everyone says it hurts, cuz they smash your boobies flat.

2. I just broke 10,000 edits on wikianswers.com! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Do not continue reading if health problems, including weird boob issues, bother you. Or if a personal post would bother you.

So today I went to the Doctor because I have boob problems. I have Fibrocystic Breast Disease, which was already established. It is pretty much just where you have some benign lumps in your boobs. However, Ive been having a weird new symptom that is gross and weird. Ive been having different colors of discharge (clear, white, bloody, ew) coming out of my nipple on the right boob. It apparently could be cancer. I have to go get a mammagram and possibly a biopsy this week. Scary stuff.

Anyways, while I was there, we also followed up on my asthma stuff. While I was there, I mentioned that I’d been having some chest pain and a bit of trouble breathing. She checked my oxygen saturation level (should be 100% for a young person) and it was only 90%, which is quite low for a young person. We want even old people in the hospital to be at least 95%. So that was a problem, obviously. She did a chest X-Ray and it looked ok. Then she did an EKG, and another problem surfaced.

So aparently my EKG was abnormal as well. For some reason, I had a Depressed T wave, which means instead of the last peak on my heart rhythm being there and normal, it is just flat. She is worried because than can mean ischemia (kinda like heart damage to some part of it). Additionally, when she listened to my heart, the doctor says she hears a “click”, which she thinks could mean a heart valve problem.

So pretty much this week Im going to be at the hospital a lot getting tests done both on my hot knockers and my heart both. She upped my asthma medication, so hopefully that should take care of that.

Let me know if there is anything of mine you want in case I die, so I can put you in my will.

He’s Jay from Jay and Silent Bob etc if you didnt know

right here

how dare you! you used to be so cute!

i got the job i interviewed for a few weeks ago!

it was my first choice, hooooooorah!

Im training my replacement at work. She started Monday. She is doing pretty well, better than I expected.

If all goes as planned, I’ll be in our new house between 6-8 weeks, when its finished. Then I will have my own business as well as work at Hutcheson Hospital.

Then Im getting another dog! I want a little girl chihuahua to keep Pepe company and to dress up in cute pink girl clothes. Also, I’ll have a yard, so I will be able to get one of those invisible fences so they can run around outside and get all that energy out.

I cant wait!

I swear, he gets into anything he could possibly get into.

Today he got into my sleeping pills. I have no idea how, as they are kept in a cabinet. Since he ate some Dramamine a few months ago, the vet told me to keep hydrogen peroxide on hand, and make him drink it if he swallows anything bad to make him throw up.

So when I saw the pills all over the floor, I made him drink a bunch of hydrogen peroxide. Now he’s puking all over the house. I dont see any pills in it. I counted the amount of pills left, and he couldnt have gotten ahold of more than 1 or 2. I called the vet and he said he might get a little sleepy if he did take a few but shouldnt die.

He is seriously the most mischievous dog ever. If I didnt love him so much, I’d sooooo get rid of him. He is constantly in everything. I had to make makeshift lids for my trashcans so he’d stop eating and shredding things from it. He thinks its ok to rearrange anything small enough for him to move in the house and put things wherever he wants them. And he snores.

too bad i love him so much!

babies tasting lemons is hilarious

one of my close friends needs to have a baby so i can mess with it and make it lick lemons.

the backstroke of the west

Seriously, I can draw better than most of these.

This one looks like a 9 year old’s drawing of Jesus.

I dont think this sketch artist was even trying.

Worst evar.

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