this and that

I just got the news that my Uncle has cancer.

Im giving the President of my company Powerpoint lessons tomorrow.

haha

I am horrified

I got a job interview with my #1 choice of hospital!

It is on Monday!

They are going to pay me so much better than Ive ever gotten paid so far!

whoopee!

it is snowing

:(

My dog is obsessed with humping his stuffed buffalo (bison, whatever, dont even say anything) toy.

He even always humps it from behind properly, and bites down on its head while humping it.

It looks like this:

As I posted before, I am moving back up to the northern part of Georgia.

My company has asked me to start and run a branch of Always Care Nursing Service up there for them. It would be sort of my own business; and I would get 50% of all profits, so I have the potential to make a good bit of money if I work hard to generate clients.

The only thing is my start up cost. It is expensive to start your own business.

So…give me office supplies.

1. We are moving back to Chattanooga/North Georgia (Ringgold to be specific) in 3 months!

-Ive wanted to move back ever since we got here
-I dont get paid enough at my job for the amount of work I do
-The mexicans here drive me bonkers
-We dont really like the city now that we’ve lived here since May
-My job requires a 13 week notice and I put it in Friday
2. We got a house!
-It is in Ringgold, GA
-It is small (1 bed and bath and one livingroom and one kitchen and one walk in closet and one linen closet) but that is okay since we dont plan on having kids
-It has a front porch and a back porch
-It will cost us less than our current rent for a tiny apartment
-The house is on an acre of land in the country
-There are goats across the road
-The whole inside will be brand new, as it is being remodeled now
-It will be our own and we’ve wanted a house forever!

adam just spit on the dogs fur

My dog just ate a whole loaf of bread.

Remember he only weighs 10 pounds. I seriously dont know where he puts it.

I know at least a couple pieces he stashed around the house at first, because I saw him go and find them and eat them. He buries treats and food under any clothes I leave on the floor, blankets, in his bed, etc. and eats them later.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH

HOW DID HE EAT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN LIKE 3 HOURS WHILE I WAS GONE??? I couldnt even do that I dont think.

I didnt mean to leave the bread where he could eat it, just so you know…but that dog can climb.

PS

Today we went out to eat at On The Border Grill and I left my phone there. Luckily, the people here are nice and didnt steal my brand new phone (oh by the way, I got the LG chocolate I wanted) and I went and picked it up! Also, me and Adam had eye doctor appointments. He has to get glasses! Dork! I picked them out though. We both have astigmatism. OMG matching eye problems, how cute! jk. Can you tell that I have had no sleep?

and adam just had a lasagna sandwich

Today while standing in line at Target, I had an experience.

Child behind me: “Mom, why does that lady have a staple in her nose?” *stares and points at me*

Mom:  *horrified, jaw drops*

Child: (before mom can answer, looks up at me and says to me) “My mom taught me how to use a stapler, but she told me to keep it away from my face”.