Kanye West is a liar
Sunday, December 30th, 2007
So I saw a strange sign tonight.
It was the Ace Hardware in Roswell on Holcomb Bridge Road. The sign said:
“FREE BUTT RUB WITH GREEN EGG”
Does this mean something I dont know about, or was it vandalized?
I typed a big long post about going to Ohio for Christmas and telling you guys merry christmas and stuff but then firefox shut down and i lost it. it is my fault for not saving, but i am still pissed.

for some reason when I saw this i have no idea why but i was like hmm i bet sammy would think this is cute (do you?)
It is a Sony Vaio.
im kinda serious
anybody have a computer that i can have plz?
neither of ours will work and im getting sad.
Mine wont turn on at all, and Adam’s will stay on for about 15 minutes at a time.
so i need one plz. it doesnt even have to be awesome, it just has to turn on and be able to stay on for more than like 15 minutes plz.
and my job doesnt pay enough (i know, im working on getting a different one, gosh) and im poor!
help me or you wont get any more blog posts from me and I’ll be a sad panda too. and sad emily.

amirite??

From http://neverbashfulwithbutter.blogspot.com
My friend Emily is an awesome artist and has been doing tattoos now for like a year, and is getting really good. She posts flash doodles every so often on her myspace, and she posted this one recently:

She said she really wants to do the ham tattoo, and I told her I thought it was kinda cute. She said she’d do it free for me.
YES OR NO?
lol
Pepe is my best friend, almost equal with Adam. He will be ONE YEARS OLD on December 12!
It seems like just yesterday that he was an awkward teeny tiny little puppy.

Aww, how cute. He weighed less than two pounds when this picture was taken. I got him in January, and he was freezing cold, but there was no clothes at any stores small enough to fit him. I had to make him a shirt out of a sock, that was how little he was.
Now he’s huge. He has big long legs and is very muscular. He weighs about 10 pounds, but isnt fat. In fact, he’s lean even. He loves to eat. He will eat anything, including:
Vegetables: peppers, carrots, broccoli, peas, potatoes, corn, and cauliflower.
Fruit: Melon, apple, strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, oranges, pomegranate, honey dew melon.
Inappropriate things: Aluminum foil, clothes hangers (he actually chews them apart and eats the plastic), plastic forks/spoons, strings, the fuzz inside of stuffed animals, candles, carpet, goose turds, pine needles, my lipgloss, and the corner off of our futon (wood).
Pepe is crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy and my cuddlebunny.
Boss: “Youre such a good….little person!”