this and that

This is the only picture I’ve ever seen of Paris Hilton where she looks FAT

fat fatty fat fat

Mom gave me a Christmas present early!

She got me a GPS! It is so much fun and neat! It has changed my life!

I got this Garmin one.

I really like Victoria Beckham.

I liked her in the Spice Girls first, and I still do (side note: Ive always liked the Spice Girls.)

She is so hot; she just always looks so fierce. And I want her hair.

I love her even though her boobs are awful.

btw-

I did NOT go shopping today for fantastic deals. There was no way I was battling the rest of Atlanta to save a few bucks.

I stayed at home all day and slept (im sick! remember?) and watched forensic files. Court Tv had a Forensic Files marathon all day.

Im sick.

I went to the doctor yesterday because I felt like dying. I woke up and I had stabbing awful pain in both ears, couldnt swallow, my body hurts all over, especially my joints.

I apparently have strep throat, an ear infection in both ears, and bronchitis.
After taking antibiotics yesterday and this morning, I already feel a lot better. Im able to swallow a lot better and my ears arent hurting as much.  However, the body aches persist. My right shoulder hurts so bad I cant hardly use it.

Now though, I have this awful cough that just started today. I am coughing and coughing and the phlegm is abundant.

I picked like the worst holiday to get sick on. I am supposed to stuff my face and get fatter but I couldnt eat much.

Oh, and it actually rained in Fort Oglethorpe! Which is in North Georgia! Where my mother in law lives! I used to live there before I moved to Atlanta! I had thanksgiving there! Cuz my own family is in Nashville! At my aunt’s house! They drove there from Ohio!

Today I got my nails done by an elderly vietnamese man that was wearing blue glasses with rhinestones on them that I couldnt understand or communicate with at all.

He did a great job. Especially for an old Vietnamese man wearing rhinestone glasses. My nails look fantastic.

Ive never had a man do my nails before. Let alone a 70 year old man. Wearing rhinestone glasses.

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He ate ALL of my emery boards.

and I know someone reading this wont know what emery boards are, so its like, a nail file. he ate ALL my nail files.

We turned on the water faucet and nothing came out for a few hours.

Is the drought here going to like going to get worse and like no water will come out for long times??

The rules:
1) Answer questions and type into google image search
2) Post pictures from first results page

1. Age at next birthday:

2. A place you’d like to travel:

3. Your favorite place:

4. Your favorite objects:

5. Your favorite food:

6. Your favorite animal:

7. Your favorite color:

8. The town where you were born:

9. The town where you live now:

10. Name of a past pet:

11. First name of your current love:

12. Best Friend’s nickname:

13. Your screenname/nickname:

SN-

Nickname-

14. Your first name:

15. Your middle name:

16. Your last name:

17. Bad habit of yours:

18. First job:

19. Grandmother’s name:

and

20. Your college major:

• Do someone know what kind of micro- chips I had in my body that can be manipuleted by a mobile then gives me a headacque and burs my body loike i had shaved and put an aftershave?
• Where is she?
• How to say your dog has no nose in different languages?
• How many ants are in Egypt?
• Are crop circles the work of a cereal killer?
• If you drive a Porsche 911 through a swamp will your warranty still be valid?
• Would it be a good idea to genetically engineer giant turkeys and ride around on them?
• What are the effects of chocolate melting?
• Do wild deer eat chocolate buttons?
• How is HIV transmitted?
• How many civil war veterans are still alive?
• What is the best way to roast a tomato?
• How far does time go back?
• Why did he scratch your car?
• Why are clouds still white?
• If a dog sweats through his tongue, what are his armpits for?
• Can animals be racist?
• Is narcolepy different than narcolepsy?

And billy idol is hot!

And Amanda Berjeski, if youre reading this, Im sorry I smeared Tim Miller’s dog’s poop all over your house and on your cats and on your iPod in my dream last night!

I have the stinkiest feet in the whole world.

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