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you know, you live near me in marietta, ga, alton brown. we should be friends and you should let me on your shows on food network so I can be famous too

So this morning I saw something weird in Cuppy’s cage. Upon closer inspection, it was a dryer sheet. I have no idea how it got in his cage.

His stupid commercial is on tv all the time here in Atlanta, and its insane.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk 

I pass a billboard on the way home that looks just like that picture above.

Doesnt Grandaddy look pissed?

Its sooo hot here. Its been over 100 like all week.

I love my dog!

somebody buy me a new cell phone plz!!!

I currently have one of them pink Motorola Razr cell phones.

The battery sucks; last night I had it on the charger all night, and this morning it was fully charged, and after making a short phone call to change my cell phone number to verizon and a 15 minute call to Adam, it was dead. BY NOON.

Its pissing me off.

Here is my problem though! I want a new phone! But I have no money! I dont get paid til Friday and I have to use like, all that money to pay back bills (Adam has a car payment, ugh). BUT I WANT A NEW PHONE.

SO MY CONCLUSION IS THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO BUY ME AN LG CHOCOLATE PHONE.

Im sure someone reading my blog has like, some extra money laying around that they want to use to buy me a cute LG Chocolate phone. I dont even really care what color it is (but pink is my favorite, hint hint).

Seriously…think about it. I just had a birthday in June. I turned 22 on June 3, and YOU DID NOT GET ME A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Plus, I deserve a new phone because Im super cool and nice, but broke currently.

As compensation, here are some things you can pick from that I’ll totally give you in return for buying me an LG Chocolate phone:
My stupid pink razr with a crappy battery
A spiderman watch from walmart
Pictures of my dog
Roleplaying books
A Weezer Hat
A Power Rangers glasses case
A Ninja Turtles Troll Doll
Hello Kitty Uno game in collectible tin
A Hello Kitty Christmas Ornament
A brand new Verizon Bluetooth Headset (Verizon VBT 135)
Beavis and Butthead Season 1 on DVD
Chappelle’s Show Season 2 Uncensored on DVD
A glacier colored Gameboy Advance with case
Spongebob Squarepants game for Gameboy Color
DVDs from this list
A personal thank you phone call
A can of vegetarian diced chicken
Xanax
3 Guinea Pigs (not for consumption)
A lock of my hair (not for cloning purposes)
A pair of socks
Fingernail clippings
A personal thank you in my blog (here)
ETC

SO SOMEONE STEP FORWARD AND BUY ME A LG CHOCOLATE PHONE. I USE VERIZON IF THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

I NEED ONE PLZ

i want one but they are too stinky.

Im sorry my blog hasnt been updated as much lately. As you might know, I just started a new job and Im kinda busy now. I have to do all kinds of stuff all the time. It is a huge learning process; I dont know much about managing anything or sales. Part of my job is sales; I have to sell our service to potential clients that call. As far as managing, I just started answering the phone (third day omg) and Im having to learn all the employees and how to schedule them and whatnot, you know.

I answer the phone and I say “Good morning, Always Care. My name is Emily, how can I help you please?”. Then they say they are interested in hearing about our home health services, and I say “I can help you. I am a nursing supervisor here at Always Care. Let me tell you a little about our company.” [I havent had to do this yet. All the calls have been about other things.]

In other news, on my way to work, I pass through an area called Chamblee on Buford Highway. Its totally completely all Asian, mostly Korean and Vietnamese. It has the funniest and weirdest signs, including a store called “Bee Bong” and my favorite “My Dung” video store.

Im pretty sure that clown car lady should stop having kids. With 17 kids now, how can you really pay attention to all of them? I think its probably bordering on neglect.

I dont like that it takes me an hour to get to and from work in Atlanta traffic. Its awful.

I also dont like going to bed early.

Pepe is too big for his bathrobe:(

I survived my second day of work.

It went okay. I filled out so much paperwork I thought I was going to die. I have to get a TB shot tomorrow. I bought makeup and covered up my chest tattoo so I could wear a v-neck shirt to look fancier. I have to wear business clothes. Im one of two “nurse supervisors”. The other one is an older lady who is also the vice president.

That is her on the left. The guy on the right is her husband who is the President. Today I learned how to interview people.

I am tired