this and that

her back is like one big bad flash

or a lesson on bad tattoos/what not to get especially not all together

I am having an allergic reaction to something and I am going crazy!

My nose is running and it itches like crazy like all up inside and my eyes are watering and I cant stop sneezing and it is making me not be able to sleep!

Also my septum piercing is getting mad at me and getting irritated since I keep blowing my nose so much!

im gonna go nuts!

This person clicked “Yes” that they want to meet me on hotornot.com.

Frankly, I think they are kinda scary…see for yourself.

His picture is a mugshot, and his profile states that he’s an ex convict. He also has keywords such as “beatings”, “arson”, “assault”, etc.

DO NOT WANT

That job interview I wrote about went okay, although there was a snag, so I’m reinterviewing with someone else this coming Monday.

Im interviewing for a different position though; its really easy but I make a bit less money. Its still livable, and Im not too worried because Adam is insisting he get a part time job as well.

They said they needed an RN to work in the office and were having trouble staffing the position and couldnt find an RN who had decent computer skills. It would be a 9 to 5 job,  and I’d have to input stuff into the computer system, sign up new patients and determine what Home Health Care level they’d need, answer the phone for patient questions, and also to be a resource for workers who are doing their home health, etc. I’d be on salary and I think I would get almost all weekends off (if not all of them), and paid holidays I also believe.

I might do it because it seems easy.

I dont know. Job hunting sucks, I dont know where I want to work. I have another interview next Wednesday as well. And probably another one next week too, I havent scheduled it yet. Nobody will leave me alone for jobs and I dont know what I want.

-so confused-

Adam was trying to get me to get out of bed, and was pretending he was going to jump/fall on me, and Pepe jumped up and quickly put his arms over my face like he was shielding it and kept them there until Adam moved. It looked like he was trying to protect me! Even Adam said so, it was weird.

Is this a coincidence? He’s never done it before. I dunno. Either way, it was cute.

I just bought this

online from someone who makes these kinda necklaces.

Isnt it just the cutest evar?

I cant wait for it to get here.

I have a really promising job interview tomorrow. Im pretty sure I really want the job and that I’ll like it better than my last one. I really need this job! It makes a lot of money! My mom did it when she was younger and made $50-$75 an hour! Thats a lot! Omg! Everybody cross your fingers for me or pray for me if you do that! I’ll love you forever!

my mom ordered me a subscription for the magazine Dog Fancy.

I got my first issue in the mail today. lol.

If you DO NOT want a job, don’t post your resume and phone number on Monster.com.

I did last night, and I got 9 calls today between 8am-noon.

We have a dollar store here called

“Dollar on my Mind”.

If you dont get it, I guess its like the whole Georgia slogan thing plus the added dollar store necessary word.

dollar stores are funny.

During today and yesterday, I have gotten injured three times on the left side of my body.

First, I was opening something plastic and my left thump slipped and partially ripped away from the nail bed and bled everywhere.

Second, I was drying off a knife and sliced my left pinkie finger open horribly. Blood dripped all down the side of my hand and it was neat but it hurt really bad and hurts to type.

Third, the dog jumped up on my chest for me to hold him and totally ripped a literal hole in my left nipple with one of his feet nails and it also was bad enough that it bled everywhere and I have to have a bandaid on it too.

RIDICULOUS

Nothing makes me happier than sitting with my dog. I dont even have to be doing anything. Just cuddling with him makes me so happy.

Pink sheets/2 brown pillows/1 pink pillow/1 navy pillow/1 reversible red and black comforter/1 Navy blanket/1 brown dog.

I could fix it. I have several sets of sheets and bedding, but I dont care.

I love my dog more than anything, except Adam. I couldnt live without my dog. Everyone should have one. He makes me happy. He follows me about; he keeps me company when Adam is at school; he naps with me every single time I lay down; he cuddles with me and is nice and warm; he wears little shirts that amuse me; he’s fun to play with; and just wonderful in general. He’s so awesome.

I guess I couldnt live without Adam either. He makes me happy when I am blue. Also he paints my toenails for me and cooks me food every day. Additionally, he has big muscles from drumming and has lovely arms and legs. AND HE IS HAIRY. MMMM HAIRY MENS

I dont know what I’d do without my two favorite boys.

But does Shakira purposely wait until she has 2 inches of black roots before making music videos or appearing in public?

Does having a dog lessen the chance of my apartment being broken into?

I just got home and Pepe has gotten into a bag of Dove chocolates.

He ate like a fourth of the package, including most of the foil wrappers.

I called the vet and they said that although chocolate can be toxic to dogs, they have to eat an ounce per pound of body weight for it to kill them.

They said in the meantime, to watch to make sure Pepe hasnt clogged his intestines with the foil, and if he hasnt, he is going to have ultramegasuper diarrhea.

Everytime Pepe has diarrhea, he freakin poops all over the carpet. Im not looking forward to this evening.

WHY DO DOGS HAVE TO GET INTO AND EAT EVERYTHINGGGGGG?

Seriously, Pepe eats EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. He will eat the guinea pigs food pellets; their Timothy Hay, any sort of paper (paper towels and toilet paper are his favorite to tear apart and eat), he rips the heads off his stuffed animals and eats the fluffy innards, styrofoam, hair from the drain, any strings he can find, rope (i had to pull a 12 inch rope out of his butt because he couldnt poop it out, gross, i TOTALLY KNOW), dryer sheets, straws, dessicant gel or whatever (those little packets that come with shoes and whatnot to absorb moisture), Abreva cold sore medication, Triple antibiotic ointment, toilet water, fleece blankets, the little plastic attachers on tags (ive had to pull these out of his butt too), etc.

Im surprised he’s lived this long.

Ok so I make my guinea pigs salad twice a day. Guinea pigs cannot make Vitamin C, just as humans cannot. Therefore, I must feed them fresh vegetables high in Vitamin C, such as peppers. The other day I cut a pepper open and IT HAD BABIES INSIDE

First I just saw this three-toned baby. It is even shaped sorta like a fetus!

Then I discovered a second, phallic baby! Maybe its the baby’s weiner!

Those are not my hands btw.

Tonight I got bored and saw Pepe sleeping in a silly fashion. Dont look at his dingaling or non-balls.

I woke up up and he was grouchy. He is like “Come on guys, just let me sleep”, you know.

PLEASE I JUST WANT TO SLEEP EMILY (can you spot Pepe’s eyelashes?)

FINE I AM UP

MY DOG’S GOT BIG EARS

Camera+flash= ASIAN PEPE

Pepe is toasty in his hooded jacket.

The end!

I hope you enjoyed my pepper c-section and Pepe!

that I think Danny DeVito is kinda handsome

I know this guy who is ugly

and I found out that he dated a blind chick!!!

I dont have anything against blind people at all, I promise. It is just funny to me since he is fug.

WORST PHOTOSHOP EVARRRRRRRR

The 4th of July Twilight Zone marathon is on.

So we have all the money to pay for Adam’s school down payment, but if you guys want anything there is still tons of dvds and games left. The updated list is a couple posts down, all edited up. We realized we have tons more room without dvds about, and most dvds we watch we have on our hard drives.

So, if you want anything, tell me before I take them somewhere and sell them.

Oh, uh, *cough* we also have some role-playing books available if anybody is interested. I’ll post the info if anybody wants them. 12 sided dice not included.