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The dog is named Pepe. I decided.

We picked him up yesterday. He is sooo cute and SOOOO tiny. The extra small sweater I bought him to keep him warm could fit two of him in it.

He’s doing so well, I am seriously surprised. He rode quietly in my lap on the way home, occasionally jumping up to lick my face or to look out the window; and slept all night last night in his crate without making much more of a 30 second wimper at first.

He’s awesome. He has his first vet visit today at 3.

I am getting this dog

This is the last animal I am allowed to get. Unless one dies then I can replace it cuz I can have 6 pets total.

I will kill the ones I dont care for anymore so I can get new ones JK JK JKJKJKJKJK

He is a baby chihuahua and he is 7 weeks old. He only weighs 1 pounds and 8 ounces. How tiny! We are moving soon to a bigger apartment so I will be getting him in about two weeks unless something goes a wrong. Here is pictures of my baby darling:

He is a little boy dog and he needs a name! HELP ME GIVE HIM A NAME.

I wanted to name him Peepee but that sounds too much like Keykey and they’ll get their names mixed up.

“Here Comes Old Vodka Tits”

I saw the lead singer from Fallout Boy in the airport around christmas.

Just so you know, we’ve set the date to be some time in May, but thats as far as we have gotten.

You make my heart beat faster.

I LOVE her.

her mouth turns me on when she talks.

Ok so Keykey’s newest habit is sitting in the window watching birds. She used to just get excited when she saw them wanting to chase them or eat them you know…but then I noticed her making weird noises at them.

I talked with Adam, and we have come to the conclusion she is actually trying to mimic the birds. It sounds REALLY weird.

I love keykey.

Ive always loved her; more with No Doubt though, dont tell her.

BUT

I had been worried about her lately, and now I know she has gone hopelessly insane after seeing the “Wind it Up” video.

At first I was like “poor gwen.” but then I remembered she makes 1000 times the money I do.

Oh, and whats with her new hair???

I swear Im not trying to be over critical or catty. But seriously, that looks like a bad weird wig also. Plus, she could cut you with that jawline.

I forgot to tell you.

The other day I tried to mess with my vacuum and dust went everywhere and we were choking and so I told Adam to CRACK the front door. He opened it too far though and kitty escaped!! It took a little while to find her and get her back inside, but we did succeed. When we got inside, kitty sat at the door and meowed her freaking head off. I dont mean “meow meow meow” a little at the door, I mean “MEOWRRRRRRRRRRRR” over and over. I could not stand it. I already had bought the cat a harness and leash to see if she’d walk, but she wouldnt. I decided to try it since she wanted to go back outside. She let me put it on her with some resistance. Then we went outside and kitty had to learn how to walk on the leash, but now she does a very good job. She kinda walks around like a little dog; she sniffs at things and looks around and walks around. It looks ridiculous to the other people in my apartment complex, I am sure. We take walks now.

So I sat down this morning to have a bowl of cereal on the couch. I sat down with my legs up on the couch. If you know me in person, you know what I mean about how Im sitting.

Anyways, I put my foot up on the couch and I felt a sharp pain on the left bottom side of my left foot. Like stinging yucky pain. I looked down and there was a half inch piece of GLASS sticking out of my foot. I removed it and blood went everywhere. I managed to get it on the kitchen floor trying to throw it away and all over the carpet as well.

What I need to know is how on earth glass got on the couch. The other thing is, Ive been sitting in the same place on the couch for 2 hours playing xbox 360. I think I would have noticed it. I somehow managed to cut the top of my foot too. I am not very happy. I have to work tonight and I cant imagine it will feel nice to walk on that. Nurses walk too much anyways. They told us at work that we walk like 4 hours per shift. It doesnt seem possible until I really think about it. We really do. If I didnt eat like a piggy, I would lose weight with all that walking around and lifting fatties in bed. Speaking of fatties, a few months ago a HUGE man was in the hospital and he wasnt my patient so I dont know how much he weighed but I could guess easily over 400-450. It was awful. He had to have a special bed and stuff and we had to move him up in bed and it took 10 people to do it. It was really heavy.

My cat is weird; when I was holding pressure on my foot wound with some toilet paper she kept trying to get me to move my hand so she could see it. I let her and she wouldnt stop sniffing at it and got mad when I put pressure back on it. I think she put the glass there. I asked her if she did, but she just looked at me. We are silly though; a lot of times I’ll talk to her like I would a person and when the other person would respond she meows. It makes me laugh. Adam only laughs sometimes.

Me: Hey Keykey, how are you doing today?
Cat: Meow.
Me: That is good. What have you been doing?
Cat: Meow.
Me: That sounds awesome.
Cat: Meow.

She really meows back!!! Its amazing!!!! She is very vocal. I think she maybe learned to respond to me like that from watching me and Adam talk? I dont know. She is fun though.
Anyways, I guess I need to go figure out how to get blood out of carpet.

and so this isnt text only:

If you think its racist then quit cuz it is only racial humor and plus I dont want to hear it. Its boring when you lecture me about that stuff.

I didnt get to go to Amanda’s funeral though. It is tomorrow and Ive already missed two days of work. I found an online news article about it for you to view. They took her off life support yesterday.

Here is the car she was driving. Click the picture to go to the article.

Text, for when the article expires:

Crash sends Point Pleasant woman to hospital

By Michelle Miller
Saturday, January 6, 2007 4:13 PM EST

CHESHIRE, Ohio - A Point Pleasant woman is in critical condition after the vehicle she drove collided head-on with a delivery truck on Ohio 7 near the Gen. James M. Gavin Power Plant at 7:40 a.m. Friday.

According to the Gallia-Meigs Post of the State Highway Patrol, Amanda Shay Duncan, 18, was traveling northbound on 7 in a 1992 Chevrolet Sport Van.

Troopers said she attempted to pass another vehicle also traveling northbound and was struck head-on by a southbound 1995 Ford C7700 delivery truck driven by Scot A. Bichard, 38, of Cambridge, Ohio.

Trapped in her vehicle, Duncan was extracted by mechanical means and transported to Holzer Emergency Room by Gallia County EMS, the patrol reported.

The van she drove suffered severe damage to the center front.

Bichard reported non-incapictating injuries and the delivery truck suffered disabling damage to the left side.

Responding to the scene in addition to the patrol were Meigs County rescue personnel, Middleport Volunteer Fire Department and Gallia County EMS.

At approximately 8:30 a.m., Duncan was airlifted by HealthNet of Huntington from Holzer Medical Center to Cabell Huntington Hospital, where she was listed in critical condition by hospital officials Friday afternoon.

So my grandpa died last night at 4:15pm. I called my mom today to tell her my stupid work will only let me have one funeral day off for grandparents, when she told me more bad news. My cousin Amanda (Im pretty sure she is 19 now) was hit by a semi truck and had just been pronounced brain dead.

I called work back and just had to take an extra day. So anywho, now I have two funerals to go to and I’ll be back on Monday.

I cant remember how much about my Grandpa Ive posted on here, since its been a while, but I’ll do a short rundown with the new bad news.

My grandpa was having really bad stomach pains last year around spring. He went to the doctor and they couldnt figure out what was wrong. He then came to my stepdad to see him and they thought it was his gallbladder. He then had it removed in December. The stomach pains went away for a little while but then came back. He tolerated it and then in June went back to a specialist and found out it was Pancreatic cancer. They did scans to see if they could remove it, but found it was growing also around his mesenteric artery (large artery in the abdomen). My grandpa decided not to get treatment. They gave him 6 months to live.

December was six months, and he’s been doing really badly. I saw him this summer, and he was just slightly skinnier, and pretty weak. I saw him at christmas, and if I didnt know it was him, I might not have recognized him. It was awful. He looked like a rack of bones and could hardly walk. Every day he is getting worse. I guess it wont be long now, as he is unable to walk at all and just lays there with his mouth open and cant completely shut his eyes or hardly talk. Today though, he told my mom that he wanted today to be the day he dies. This is one of the first times I wished someone close to me could just go. He is so tired and miserable. He is also very upset because two people in my family had babies today and he knows he wont live to see them. He talked with my mother about how there are now new lives and he can go. Apparently a week ago he was saved, as well. He was always a good man, but he didnt know how to be saved, he said. He will be missed, but I just dont want him to be in pain anymore.