this and that

She loves it!

Theodore is sooo funny. I recently discovered he really likes bananas. I give him little pieces and he takes them so daintily with his little hamster paws and shoves the whole thing in his mouth and will continue to look at me for pieces of banana until his cheeks are full. Then he runs and hides with these HUGE cheek pouches, sometimes so big that he can hardly fit in his tube. lol. here is my theodore for all of you who are behind:

Theo say: GIVE ME BANANAS

I bought my cat a magenta pink “pet nightgown” with lace at Target. Its so funny, I cant even believe it. When I put it on her she wouldnt even walk with it on. She just sprawled on the floor. It was awesome.

There is a server at IHOP that looks like the lead singer of The Killers. He’s very funny though. He looks ridiculously goofy but its like he takes his job sooooo seriously with this fluffy moustache and whatnot. I think his name is Matthew or something. I hope he’s reading this. You need to relax. And remember my ketchup.

his hair is slightly fluffier.

He is hot. I like to watch him talk. He’s adorable. I love him in the Sprint commerical even.

He’s always making faces.

Does not everybody else see the same John Mayer I do? The man is horrifically ugly. How on earth did he even get a foot in the door at a record label office?

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He looks like the hunchback of Notre Dame or something.

I mean, I suppose he has a “pretty” voice or whatever, but COME ON.

I had a patient whose first name was “Murl”.

One of my other patients was confused and wanted me to sleep with him in his bed last night and was all rubbing on my arms and flirting with me. I ended up having to catheterize him. He wasnt as friendly after that.
Another one’s colostomy bag exploded last night and the night before last all over his abdominal incision with staples and retention sutures. Thats right, folks. Liquid green feces all over a fresh incision. Plus, retension sutures are too hard to explain to you here but they have lots of little holes on them doctors can use to sinch up incisons, if you will. Therefore, I had to clean feces out of tiny little holes and everywhere else for an hour. TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW.

I am not sure if my pay is worth what I have to put up with. Srsly.

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[ ] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll
[ ] You love the beach
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tan
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan
[ ] You have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone, sock)
[ ] You know what a slogee is
Total = 2

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[ ] You don’t believe war is the answer
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some french
[x] You love Tim Horton’s (i miss tim hortons so badly…we dont have it here in the south)
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch degrassi
Total = 4

I guess Im some kinda retard

going to hell, i know, i know.

I think its funny what cats can pick up.

For instance, every so often, I give Keykey some of the canned wet cat food. She really likes it. I dont eat food out of cans very often, so those are the only cans she sees me open. Yesterday though, I made some vegetable soup from a can. When she saw me opening a can, she started meowing excitedly like she does for the soft cat food.

I just thought it was funny that she’s conditioned to think she gets a tasty treat when I open a can. Poor kitty.

(thanks to bryan)

nsfw blog entry…that is yucky.

I’d marry Kathy Najimy.