this and that

wtf is wrong with this kid

ohio is the lamest place evar. look at some of the suggestions of things to do at the bottom.

amazingly stupid hairdo

nsfw…contains the word niggerfaggot in a spelling bee.

I saw a lady in the parking lot of walmart with a tattoo on her lower back. At first, I thought it said “Cupcake”. I thought that was a little odd. When I got closer to her though, I realized it actually said “Slut cake”.

only in the south.

So im like sick. I went to work LAST thursday and got sent home for vomiting. I was also freezing cold. I am NEVER EVER EVER cold like ever. I came home and put on layers of clothings and layed in bed with blankets. Then when my fever broke it was all high and I was hot and Ive been hot ever since.

Then I got a really really terrible, abnormally bad sore throat. Since Im a nurse and have penlights laying around, I checked it in the mirror. Lo and behold! White spots. Also I felt all hot so I figured I had a fever but I didnt have a thermometer. I went to walmart and bought throat stuff and a thermometer and I had a fever of like 102. I tried to take tylenol and tough it out but I ended up calling Dr. Roddy (my stepdad) at like…2am. He put me on a course of Biaxin, an antibiotic, for 4 days, once a day.
So like ever since then, the throat has gotten better but Ive developed a terrific sinus infection and cough. My snot is green and yellow and plentiful. Today I was blowing my nose and blood came out. There was still snot in there so I blew it again and a LOT of blood came out. Then the blood wouldnt stop. I let the blood drip all in the nasty filthy dirty sink (dude…I dont want to hear anything else about it. Your sink looks just like mine or worse. Or at least most of you.) to look like a murder scene. I took pictures.

So anywho, I was supposed to go to work today. I was planning on going to work today. Last night I took my shower and got out and realized my last plastic retainer for my lip was gone. We searched everywhere. It was gone. So then I like couldnt go to work. I was trying to think of an excuse and then I realized I hadnt gone to an actual doctor to get any kind of note proving I was sick, and made some plans to just go and show that I’d seen a doctor.

I went to urgent care today. After 3 and a half hours, I learned that Im still way too sick to work, Im contagious, I have a sinus infection, likely strep throat, and have to be on a freakin antibiotic course (augmentin this time) for TEN days twice a day. I am not allowed to go back to work til monday. I havent worked since the thursday before today.

hamster+ds=suparcute

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go see new pictures of my Teddybear hamsterpants.

Im not that much of a loser really, am i?

so i was bored the other day at the store and i was smelling random body washes while my friend was looking for something and i came across caress brand “tahitian renewal” body wash.

omfg, this stuff smells so good that I had to buy it even though i didnt need any. smellgasms.

Keykey today:

Theodore today:

My friend Malady is one of this week’s choices for myspace girl of the week on g4tv.com. She looks like this:

VOTE FOR HER NOW AS MYSPACE GAMER GIRL OF THE WEEK!

and dont you dare vote for those other two hookers.