this and that

I graduate in one week.

I saw two ducks having sex today in the middle of the road. It was really weird.

I totally passed my test.

I had to get at least an 850, and I got an effing 965. I am amazing.

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also i got all my work done in time today. nice break now until sunday at 2pm when i have a test. blarg.

Isnt he a handsome little man?

posing for the camera like that…what a ham.

ok

so im like too  busy for words

I had to do about 1300 questions today. About the same tomorrow, maybe slightly less. Maybe only 1000. Then about 500 or so on Friday.

My babies are sick. We had our first visit to the vet yesterday. They got a checkup and also I noticed they have mites, so thats why I took them. Muffin had them and Cuppy ended up getting it too. They had to get shots! In their little legs! They have to get another set of shots in 10 days, and then another in another 10 days after that. Cuppy weighs 9 ounces, and Muffin weighs 10 ounces, exactly. Dr. Knarr thinks that Muffin is probably 8-10 months old.

Yesterday Ellen and I were talking about what she is going to do with her hair. She said she wanted it to be more “piecey” but I thought she was saying “PC” (as in politically correct). It sounds the same. We couldnt figure out what one another was talking about. It was funny.

10 days until graduation. I passed all my classes, by the way. I knew I’d pass Pediatrics, but Adult Health was close. I had to study ALL WEEK for it for hours. Thats all I did. After class…just study. I went to a 2 hour school study group and then a 3 hour study group with some friends every single night. Not only that, but the rest of my free time also. I was taking my notes with me to the cafeteria and reading them in line. I studied hard. I had to make an 80 on the final. I made exactly an 80.

So yeah I had to get an 78 to pass the class. I passed with a 78.21. Hahahahaha.

Im done with those two classes. Now I have “seminar”. We have lecture from 8a-4p. Sucks. All I do is sit there and color and drink sweet tea and make jokes. Dont ask. Well, I suppose you can if you want, but call me to ask me cuz its a lot of words.

Im trying to think of other new things…uhhh…

Im getting a dog…

if you live in chattanooga and want to come to my nursing pinning ceremony to support my large fanny, let me know…

Lily Allen makes great music…you should check it out. LDN and everythings wonderful are my favorite, but they are all great and cheerful and fun…

I decided I dont dislike black people this week. I only dislike the annoying ones…

I like canadian boys in pirate outfits…

Time is flying by.

Mr. hedgehog turned out to be a Ms. Hedgehog.

Richie told me he saw a penis, so I didnt bother to check last night. This morning when handling her, there is no penis.

Therefore, her name is Muffin. Sorry guys. If I ever let Muffin and Cuppy make babies, I’ll need your help again for boy names, cuz im sure there would be some boys popping out (for some reason hedgehogs have more boys in litters than girls).

So yeah, Muffin is the word.

He looks to be the same variety as Cuppy, but darker. He has a much darker nose and his quills are cream, banded with dark brown. Cuppy’s are banded with light brown and his nose is a medium color.

I cant decide what to name him. He is a boy, by the way. Here are some potential choices:

Jez (Jezzie as a nickname. Pronounced like Yez/Yezzie. Jez=Polish for hedgehog)
Theodore (Teddy as a nickname?)
Alex
Leonard (Lenny for nickname)
iPoke (ahahahaha)
Taffy
Peepi (pronounced like peepee. invader zim reference)
Mr. Doom
Harold
Charles
Poopsykins
Valentino (it was my great grandfather’s name)
Princess Grouchybutt
Marsha
Jerry
Horace
Gulliver
Oliver (Ollie for short)
Cynthia
Nicholas (Nicky for short)
Latte
Apple
Bambi
Mickey
Ralphie (Daddy’s going to kill….)
Yuri
Cotton
Plippy
Lippy
Vlad
Scurvy
Yes
No
Harrison (close to “herrison”…french for hedgehog. not that i care for the french, i just like the name Harrison)
Dinsdale (hedgehog from monty python)
Dennis
Fluffy
Albert (after the latin Albiventis for the african pygmy species of hedgehog’s scientific name)
Wally
Conan
Doofy
Sigmund Pricklepox (Siggie for short)
Norman
Dexter Huffenfeffer
“the wee beastie”
Sir Needlepants
Pancake
Hershey
Cocoa
Salutations
Wendell

So yeah leave comments and tell me which you like. And leave suggestions for other ones, by all means. He needs a name by tomorrow, so vote now.

this made me laugh a good bit

I forgot that when I tried to post about the new hedgehog, the server timed out because something is wrong with it.

Anyways, I got a call from my aunt when I was home a couple of weekends ago. She said that someone had dropped a hedgehog off at the shelter where she works and that she couldnt find a home for it because everyone was scared of it and didnt know how to take care of a hedgehog. She told me that some stupid parents had bought it for their kid for christmas, and they had no idea how to take care of it, and the kid wouldnt touch it or even feed it and the parents were tired of trying to remember to. They didnt even know whether it was a boy or a girl or how old it is. She asked me if I’d take him in, and of course I had to. If I didnt, then who knows where the poor thing would end up.  Im probably going to have to take it to a vet because my aunt told me it looks like its feet are messed up from them not ever clipping its nails, and that everything was covered in poop when they got it.

Anywho, so my mom is taking care of it now and me and my brother are going to drive half way and meet in Kentucky for me to pick him up. It will be an adventure. There is a very good chance this new hedgehog will not even be tame enough to ever hold or play with. It took me about a month to get Cuppy to the point where he trusts me and is very comfortable with me, and he was not abused or traumatized. It is sad. This hedgehog will probably be a grumpy old fart for the rest of its life because stupid parents buy their stupid kids exotic pets they dont know anything about.

Anywho, if I check and its a girl, her name will be Muffin. If I check and it is a boy, his name will be Jeż (prounounced like Yez) which is the Polish word for Hedgehog. I will call him Jeżżie for a nickname though. Im fighting between that and Theodore, because calling him Teddy for short would be adorable. I also like the name Alex.

I dont know anything about the way the new hedgehog looks other than that it is “darker than cuppy”, “kinda fat” “kinda dark brown” and has longer quills than cuppy apparently. Im guessing he is like 6-8 months old since Richie says his quills are long…meaning it has all the adult quills already.

So yeah I’ll post pictures of my new grouchybutt as soon as possible. Its just going to suck though, because he is wild and taming is all hard and stuff.

Yesterday there were nice little easter bags outside everyone’s door in my hall except mine I think someone is trying to tell me they dont like me.

Getting the new hedgehog Thursday.

Cuppy’s stomach hairs are all over my black shirt.

I love vitaminwater too much.

19 days until graduation.

Kylemotron is working on new shirts, for any of his fans that read this. hotttt.

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen. but i laughed for like 4 days.

To Cuppy!

He’s going to be 4 months old tomorrow. We took easter pictures today.
CUTEST EASTER PICTURES EVAR

Cuppy kept sniffing the peeps and getting blue sugar on his nose like a blue cocaine addict. It was cute.

1. People who refer to Wednesday as “hump day” piss me off.

2. Tennis is hard to play when drunk.

3. She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly.

Oh Sledge hammer!, you complete me.

If you might get sunburned and are putting on sunscreen on your chest tattoos to avoid them fading, dont be in a hurry and make sure you outline the tattoo exactly and not get it in weird shapes or you’ll look like this.

slow the fudge down.

i got a 94% on my nursing test today. I was scared to death I wouldnt pass, but it was easy.

Me and Ellen are going to my house in Ohio today.

My teacher always says “you are diabetes” instead of “you are diabetic”. Thats funny to me.

There is this girl in my class named Maria. She is a moron. I have no idea how she’s gotten this far in nursing. She is seriously dangerously stupid:

1. Last semester when we learned about AIDS, the teacher told us that you could get it by vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, oral sex, etc.

Maria: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes?
Maria: What is oral sex?
Teacher: *Just looks at Maria*
Maria: Is that where you kiss with your tongues???
Teacher: *visibly embarrassed*

etc etc

2. Today in class we learned about how coke causes chest pains, blah blah blah drug users come in thinking they are having heart attacks.

Teacher:”…so we have to teach our coke users to stop doing it.”
Maria: Drinking coke can give you a heart attack??
3. When men come into the hospital with heart attacks, we HAVE to ask them if they use viagra and if so, when is the last time they did. If not, because of the vasodilation viagra causes, you can kill them if you give them more vasodilators.

MARIA ASKED THE TEACHER WHAT VIAGRA WAS FOR.

Mrs. Moniyung was soooo embarrassed.

my long post is coming soon.

I havent forgotten. I’ll post something long and dramatic and truthful and serious and non-interesting here soon though. In the meantime, please enjoy this picture:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/porkdisco/IMG_0579.jpg

and this

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/porkdisco/kungfucuppy.jpg

and this

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/porkdisco/IMG_0580.jpg

and this

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/porkdisco/tattoonight09.jpg

(the boy is my friend john michael, and emily (not me…the other one) took the picture with toms camera, just so everybody gets credit here in case they read this)

words will come though, i promise.