I watched a man die today.
We went to take his vital signs and we thought the machine wasnt working properly. Then we checked his pulse and noticed he wasnt breathing, and he had just stopped. Then he was just gone.
I just used the sentence “I will go to hell for my caffeine sins.” in conversation.
While driving down the road, in Ohio, I saw a blank billboard. On it, in spraypaint, it said:
BLING! JOHN TRAVOLTA
What could it mean?
I have made a new page on my blog, of ugly Russian Mail Order Brides. Its over there on the right, or you can click here, if you cant figure that out for some odd reason.
I saw a billboard at an automotive store and it said “All Handsome Employees, Today only”.
The first song I heard on the “All new All the time” radio station was Def Leppard- Pour some sugar on me. And I enjoyed it.
There is already tons of snow here.
The sky is never blue.
My brother gets several days off for hunting season. We did in HS also.
I saw a truck with EIGHT ribbons supporting various causes on the back.
I saw a new restaurant and the sign on the building simply said “FOOD BEER”.
today, this little 2 year old girl at my church touched my face and told me i was pretty.
lol
Today, me and my cousin were whining about being hungry, and my aunt said she was hungry enough to suck a niggers nose til his head pops off.
last night the wind was so strong that it was rocking one of our cars and setting its alarm off. repeatedly.
jack black (if you read my blog), you can marry me anytime you want.
Ive never had blood drawn from my wrist until today.
There is a family at my church (yes, at my church) that is totally screwed up. This is one story illustrating why. It was told to me by my mother.
One of the people in this family’s name is Suzie. She has three children; A.J., Justin, and Nancy.
Background on A.J.: He’s been kicked out of 3 kindergartens when he was 5. Burned down part of his apartment complex. Broke out the windows on 5 cars in a parking lot with a baseball bat. Steals everything all the time. Him and Justin live with their Aunt Sherry and Uncle Randy (actually good people at my church) because their mother doesnt want them.
Background on Justin: He burned down his dad’s house this weekend.
Background on Nancy: She’s like less than a year old and smells like an ashtray.
This weekend the two boys visited their mother. They came back and were telling Sherry what all they did with their mother. A.J. mentions that they went down to the corner to buy pills with her.
Sherry gets very upset that A.J. has been exposed to a drug dealer and goes over to Suzie’s apartment. Sherry tells Suzie how upset she is to hear that he was exposed to that. Suzie then starts yelling at A.J. and says he needs to stop lying about her. She yells and yells about how he needs to quit making things up. She then says “A.J., tell your Aunt Sherry the truth. Tell her I did not go to the corner to buy pills. Tell her your mom doesnt do pills, only pot. Tell her that we bought marijuana, NOT pills!”.
Like thats any better. Apparently she’d been sending him to the corner to buy the pot for her. Sad, but funny. It just cracked me up that she was so pissed that he said she bought pills, and it was marijuana instead.
my teacher emails us later in the day after our test and tells us our final score after any corrections have been made or questions dropped. I ended up getting a 93%.
hottttttt
FOUR QUIZ THINGY
FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Reader in the science department at Mount Vernon Academy
2. n/a
3. n/a
4. n/a
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Jurassic Park
2. Super Troopers
3. Office Space
4. Ghost World
FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Columbus
3. Waverly
4. Otway
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Forensic Files
2. Family Guy
3. South Park
4. American Dad
FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Alaska
2. England
3. Spain
4. Hawaii
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. fark.com
2. google.com
3. snid.us
4. myspace.com
FOUR OF YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
1. Any indian restaurant
2. subway
3. any (almost) mexican restaurant
4. any place with delicious sandwiches
FOUR COSTUMES YOU’VE WORN ON HALLOWEEN:
1. wonder woman
2. strawberry shortcake
3. batgirl
4. daria
FOUR SCHOOLS YOU ATTENDED:
1. Southern Adventist University
2. Mount Vernon Academy
3. Waverly High School
4. Pike Christian Academy
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. indian food
2. mexican food
3. caesar salad
4. pasta/bread/too many carbs
I got a 90% on my nursing test. I am so awesome I cant even believe it. I about peed my pants.
Also, I am riding home with my sister to Ohio today. This means I have to sit on my fanny for 8 hours or so. If you know me, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CALL ME. Im going to be sooo bored.
If you dont know me, you can call me anyways if you want. I’ll turn AIM on my phone on. message me on iusemyseatbelt and I’ll totally give you it. Thats how bored I will be.
I cant even stop at Adult World XXX massive warehouse in northern TN cuz of my sister. Its like the biggest porn store Ive ever seen. It even has ADULT ARCADE GAMES. I have to visit it one day.
If travel is searching
And home has been found
I’m not stopping
I’m going hunting
I’m the hunter
I’ll bring back the goods
But i don’t know when
Thought that i could organise freedom
How scandinavian of me
You sussed it out, didn’t you?
You could smell it
So you left me on my own
To complete the mission
Now I’m leaving it all behind
I’m going hunting
I’m the hunter…
You just didnt know me.
Mike from Asia sent me an email and apparently there they have CARBONATED MILK BEVERAGES. Click to see!
I must visit asia.
Thanks, Mike, for the info also. I am jealous.
I spent the whole day with people. It was good. I ate delicious mexican food and saw Willy Wonka again. Then I watched UFC for forever. Not my first choice in shows, but its halfway entertaining and if I am going to live in the south I suppose I better get used to it. I am mostly joking.
I caught something in Willy Wonka that I didnt the first time. In the scene where he is getting his hair cut, he is looking at the gray hair and he says it made him realize he needed a heir. He pronounces it “hair” though. It made me laugh.
The hot sauce you can ask for on the side at the mexican restaurant in Hamilton Place mall is ++++excellent. It is all fresh tasting and super hot, so try it, anyone who lives in or visits chattanooga. I was almost crying, it was so hot.
today, at the doctor, they weighed me and I weigh less than I have in a while.
and I was wearing plenty of clothing including a huge heavy hoodie and shoes.
I think I lost some weight.
This is good….cuz I have been trying for seriously.
Yesterday drew sent me a shot of his new desktop. I realized how horrible mine looked and took a shot for him. He was horrified.
I sure have too many programs running.
makes me so happy.
I would marry him.
I overhead a conversation between two foreign dorks. I have no idea as to the country of origin of the one I am going to speak about, geek #2. They were talking about some contest having to do with computers. Geek #1 says he is going to win by doing whatever the contest is with his mac. Geek #2 said he would be the winner and he was going to use windows, but when he said winner, it came out weiner. He repeated himself while arguing with the other foreign boy, and he kept saying that he’d be the weiner by using windows.
This made me laugh.
Oh, and in other news, a small black child spoke to me today. Well, tried, at least. He was too young to make words sound like words when he opened his mouth.
http://pics.livejournal.com/celaeno/pic/000yb57e
I think fingerprints are neat. I have mostly loops on all my fingers, except for my index fingers. They have whorls. Beside every one of the loops or whorls though, there are tented arches on every single finger. Weird. What about everyone else?
im not sure i’d be willing to do this…but ok.
nsfw things inside of condoms…totally random idea.
mental picture
had to be ohio…
i almost laugh out loud at this.
uh…this seems pointless but some kinda neat idea. i want carbonated milk next.
I seriously dont believe it.
were they having trouble with that kinda thing?
you dont know how long i laughed at this. 30 seconds. now you know.
