this and that

I think Larry Bird was very ugly. IS very ugly.

it looks like his mouth is sucking in his face.

finally, a place for me!

remember all those wonderful 16 popsicles that i bought that i wrote about in my last post?

Somebody stole all of them.

This isnt the first time someone has stolen crap from me.

The first time someone stole some leftovers, which is freaking nasty.

The next time, someone stole the last two icecream bars I had in the freezer and just left the box in there.

The third time someone opened a new box of little italian ice cups I had and took two.

I told my RA about it cuz I am pissed off, and she told me a story. Her friend had made a pie in the oven to take to church the next morning and had it sitting in the fridge to take with her and someone took a slice out of it and left it there.

Peple are so mean.

Our cafeteria has monthly minimums. As in, there is a minimum amount you HAVE to spend, and if you dont, you are still charged that minimum. Its fine to go over, and you are charged the extra, but you have to at least buy the minimum or your money is wasted and the school gets more of your money for nothing.

I never make the minimum, and on the last day or few days of the month, I always have to buy tons of food.

This month’s minimum was $174.oo.

As of today, I had used $84.oo.

It took me so long to gather almost $100 of food. I have enough food to feed every single starving child in africa.

I ended up buying so much crap, including, but not limited to:

10 Simply Asian Shiitake Mushroom Rice Noodle Bowls
12 packages of Nacho cheese Easy Mac
2 Cans of Campbells Tomato soup
1 Can of Campbells Potato soup
4 boxes of Reese’s Swoops, bonus size
4 boxes Hershey Swoops, bonus size
4 Sara Lee Chocolate chunk brownies
2 packages of Little Debbie chocolate frosted donuts, 6 pack
1 package Starburst fruit chews
1 box Chips Ahoy thin crisps
1 Little Debbie Star Crunch snack
10 containers of Yoplait yogurt, various flavors
2 cans Fresca soda
1 half gallon container of orange juice
1 vegetarian chicken salad sandwich
1 Propel water
1 Dole juice of some flavor
5 packages of Little Debbie Honey Buns (I hate these. They are for Steven.)
3 Milky Way Midnight candy bars
2 packages of Van-O-Lunch cookies
1 package Choc-O-Lunch cookies
4 packages Cheese on Wheat crackers
3 packages Cream Cheese and Chives crackers
3 packages Doritos Jalepeno cheese crackers
2 packages Real Wisconsin Smokehouse Cheddar Crackers
4 packages Grilled cheese flavored crackers
5 Hershey’s Milk Chocolate bars
6 packages Doublemint chewing gum
3 Lick-a-color popsicles
7 Twix icecream bars
2 Bomb popsicles
1 Good Humor Reese’s peanut butter cup icecream bar
1 Mayfield icecream sandwich
2 Klondike bars
I think thats it.

That is what you can buy for $100 dollars at my school.

we just turned the heater on…

and our room smells like burnt animals.

i wish i had eye lazzzzzzzers.

Im just going to put numbers in the boxes, instead of X. That is easier to count.
(1)Pirates of the Caribbean
(2)Boondock Saints
( )The Mexican
(3)Fight Club
( )Starsky and Hutch
( )Neverending Story
( )Blazing Saddles (only parts.)
(4)Garden State
(5)The Princess Bride
( )Young Frankenstien
(6)AnchorMan
(7)Napoleon Dynamite
(8)Saw
( )White noise
( )White Oleander
( )Anger Management

( )50 First Dates
( )Jason X
( )Scream
( )Scream 2
( )Scream 3
(9)Scary Movie
(10)Scary Movie 2
(11)Scary Movie 3
(12)American Pie
( )American Pie 2
( )American Wedding
(13)Harry Potter
(14)Harry Potter 2
(15)Harry Potter 3
( )Resident Evil I
( )Resident Evil 2
(16)The Wedding Singer
( )Little Black Book

(17)The Village
(18)Donnie Darko (and i hate it)
(19)Lilo & Stitch
( )Finding Nemo
( )Finding Neverland
(20) 13 Ghosts (one of the worst movies ive ever seen)
( )Signs
(21)The Grinch
(22)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(23)White Chicks
(24)Butterfly Effect
( )Thirteen going on 30
( )I,Robot
(25)Dodgeball
( )Universal Soldier
( )A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( )Along Came A Spider
( )Deep impact

( )KingPin
(26)Never Been Kissed
(27)Meet The Parents
(28)Meet the Fockers
( )Eight Crazy Nights
( )A Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( )Passport to Paris
(29)Dumb & Dumber
(30)Dumb & Dumberer (so disappointing)
( )Final Destination
( )Final Destination 2
( )Halloween
(31)The Ring
( )The Ring 2
(32)Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (dumbest movie evar)
( )Practical Magic
( )Chicago
(33)Ghost Ship (THE VERY WORST MOVIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD)
(34)From Hell (johnny depp gives me a total boner)
( )Hellboy
(35)Secret Window (see #34)
( )I Am Sam
(36)The Whole Nine Yards
( )The Whole Ten Yards
(37)The Day After Tomorrow
(38)Child’s Play
(39)The Bride of Chucky
( )Ten Things I Hate About You
(40)Just Married
(41)Gothika
( )Nightmare on Elm Street
( )Sixteen Candles
( )Bad Boys
( )Bad Boys II
( )Joy Ride
(42)Seven
( )Oceans Eleven
( )Oceans Twelve
(43)Identity

( )Lone Star State of Mind
( )Predator I
( )Predator II
(44)Independence day
( )Cujo
( )A BronxTale
( )Darkness Falls
( )Christine
(45)ET
( )Children of the Corn
( )My Boss’ Daughter
( )Maid in Manhattan
( )Frailty
( )Best bet
(46)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( )She’s All That
( )Calendar Girls
( )Sideways
( )Mars Attacks

( )Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(47)Forrest Gump
( )Big Trouble in Little China
( )X-men 1
( )X-men 2
( )Catch Me If You Can
( )The Others
(48)Freaky Friday (not the lindsay lohan one)
( )Reign of Fire
(49)The Hot Chick
( )Swimfan
( )Miracle
(50)old school
( ) Ray
( )The Notebook
(51) K-pax (i like this movie. it is cute)

(52) Lord of the Rings:The Fellowship of the Ring
(53)The Lord of the Rings:Two Towers
(54)The Lord of the Rings:The return of the King
( )A Walk to Remember
( )Boogyman
( )Hitch
( )Back Door Sluts 9 (lololol)
( )Anal Acres 1 (lolololol)
( )Anal Acres 2 (lolololol)
( )B-Cup Divas (lololol)
( )The Fifth Element
(55)Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
(56)Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
(57)Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
(58)Star wasrs episode IV a New Hope
(59)Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(60)Star Wars episode VI Return of the Jedi

( )Troop Beverly Hills
( )Swimming with Sharks
( )Air Force One
( )For Richer or Poorer
( )Trainspotting
( )People under the stairs
( )Blue Velvet
(61)Sound of Music (unfortunately)
(62)Parent Trap
(63)The Burbs
( )The Terminator
( )Empire Records
(64)SLC Punk
( )Meet Joe Black
( )Wild girls
( )A Clockwork Orange
( )The Order
(65)Spiderman
(66)Spiderman 2
( )Amelie

(67)Mean Girls
(68)Shrek
(69)Shrek 2
(70)The Incredibles (I AM A WHORE)
( )Collateral
( )The fast and furious
( )2 fast 2 furious
( )Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
( )Closer

(71)Titanic
( )Saved
(72)Bowling For Columbine (unfortunately)
( )Farenheit 9/11
(73)The Sixth Sense
( )Artificial intelligence (AI)
( )Love actually
( )Shutter
( )Ella Enchanted
( )Princess diaries 1
( )Princess diaries 2
( )Constantine
( )Million Dollar Baby
(74)Envy
(75)Eurotrip
(76)Malibu’s Most wanted
( )Big Daddy
( )Black Sheep
(77)The Breakfast Club
( )West side story

(78)A Christmas Story
( )Spanglish
(79)Pulp Fiction
( )Sleepover
( )The Evil Dead
( )Killer Klowns From Outer Space
( )The Seed of Chucky
(80)Vanilla Sky
( )Nightmare Before Christmas
(81)Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MInd
( )Interview with the Vampire
( )The Crow
(82)Purple Rain
( )Reservoir Dogs
(83) Wayne’s World
(84)Waynes World 2

( )21 Grams
( )Blow
(85)Edward Scissorhands
(86)Clerks
(87)Beauty and the Beast (i hate it. it is traumatizing.)
( )Guess who
( )Monster in-law
( )Elf
( )stuart little
( )stuart little 2
(88)Mall Rats
( )Chasing Amy
(89)Dogma
(90)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

( )Beetlejuice
( )The Last Samurai
( )The Amityville Horror
( )The Aviator
(91)Romeo and Juliet
( )Barbershop
( )Beauty Shop
(92)Legally blonde
(93)Legally blonde 2
(94)The forgotten
( )Confessions of a teenage drama queen
( )The Grudge

I AM A MOVIE WHORE

racist family, ahoy!

10 years ago:
I was ten. I went to a gay christian school. I was 4′9″ with C cup boobs. I looked a lot older and got hit on all the time by men. It was awful. I used to beat up a kid who sat infront of me named Brandon Hoyme (pronounced like hoy-mee). Like every day.

5 years ago: I was 15, and a sophomore at Waverly High School, in Ohio. I didnt have any friends and sat at lunch by myself in the hall reading whatever book I was into at the time. I hated being at that school. I got my driving permit and stuff that year. I pretty much started dating at 15 too. My first real boyfriend, Jeff, broke my heart after breaking up with me two days after christmas, the day my grandma died of cancer, because “I was too moody and upset about my sick grandma”. Butthole. I also had my first “long term” boyfriend at age 15. I dated Chris for almost 3 years.

1 year ago: 19 and at this stupid school in my second year. Probably miserable.

Yesterday I was: At Parkridge hospital from 6:30am-noon. Then I was in my bed taking a nap. Then I was at Standard Ink getting my heart touched up.

5 snacks I enjoy: plain chocolate, chocolate covered expresso beans, plain cookie dough, vegetarian or beef jerky, NOT RAP SNACKS

5 things I would do with 100 million dollars: buy a VERY comfy bed, a sexy automobile, a powerbook, and a sexy apple computer with a great big huge studio screen. oh and liposuction.

5 places I would run away to: my bed, chickfila, japan, and nowhere else.

5 things I would never wear: Scrunchies, Ugg boots, leather pants, toe socks, them retarded looking pumps with long toes and are super high

5 favorite TV shows: Forensic files, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad

5 bad habits: surveys, ponytails when i am lazy, not bathing, lying, pissing people off on purpose

5 biggest joys: the fact i am done with school in 6 months, junk food, bunnies/kitties/puppies/most baby animals, world of warcraft, apple products

5 favorite toys: razr cell phone, ibook, ipod, steven, dynaflex powerball!

the postal service makes me happy

1.Ever been given a ring?
no

2. Longest Relationship?
the one i am in now, probably.

3. Last gift you gave?
lily

4. How many times have you dropped your cell?
all the time. its too skinny.

5. Last sport played?
is shooting guns a sport?

6. Things you spend a lot of money on? lipgloss

7. Three things you ate last?
noodles, salad, slushie.

8. What do you notice first about the opposite sex:
hair.

9. One favorite song:
vexed and glorious by kenna

10. Where do you live?
in a piece of crap dorm in TN

11. High school you attend(ed):
Southern Adventist University (sucks)

12. Cell phone service provider:
piece of crap cingular

13. Favorite mall store:
I hate the mall.

14. Longest Job held:
i guess it would have to be a reader/lab assistant for the science department at Mount Vernon Academy, since ITS THE ONLY JOB IVE EVER HAD. Other than sitting on my fanny and looking sexy.

15. Do you own a pair of dice:
no

16. Do you prank call people:
maybe

17. Last wedding attended:
eric anderson’s, a few months ago.

18. First friend you call if you won the lottery:
steven. but i am not dumb enough to play the lottery.

19. Last time you attended church:
few months ago

20. Favorite fast food rest.:
chickfila prolly.

21. Biggest lie you’ve heard:
Aunt Teresa: Hey Emily. Your dad’s wedding was really nice.
Me: My dad’s WHAT??
Aunt Teresa: Yeah, why werent you there?
Me: I’ll call you back.
[I call my dad]
Me: Dad, are you married?
Dad: Me? No…why would I be married?
Me: Dad….are you married?
Dad: No! Why?
Me: DAD. Are you married?!?
Dad: I said that I wasnt, what makes you ask?
Me: DAD! ARE YOU MARRIED???
Dad: What are you talking about??
Me: Dad, either youre lying or Aunt Teresa is lying and all the fingers are pointing at you.
Dad: Ok, I am married.
[click]

22. Where do you work?
emily does not work.

23. Where do (did) you go to college?
sau?

24. Can you cook?
i am not sure. but i like to. ask steven.

25. What kinda car do you drive?
a gay civic

26. [is super gay]

27. Last time you cried?
i laughed so hard i cried a few days ago. i forget why though.

28. Most hated food:
sweet potato literally makes me throw up. just the smell makes me feel sick.

29. [gay]

30. [gay]

31. Have a secret you can’t tell?
maybe

32. Longest work shift worked:
12 hours. all nursing shifts are 12 hours.

33. One favorite movie?
super troopers

34. Can you sing?
no

35. Last concert attended:
forever ago….Cursive

36. Favorite Restaurant:
any good mexican or indian

37. Last movie rented:
i dont even remember the last time i rented a movie. i hate renting movies. it pisses me off immensely.

38. [gay]

39. Thing you never leave home without:
cell phone, chapstick

40. Favorite vacation spot:
my bed

41. Reason you did this survey?
because I am depressed and bored and now I am bored enough finally to sleep

Two Names You Go By
emily and…emily

Two Things That Scare You:
spiders and thinking about being sticky for a prolonged amount of time

Two of Your Everyday Essentials:
my ibook and lipgloss

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
underwear. and thats it. ha!

Two Truths:
1) I am scared of the class I am in now for nursing. Its the class that everybody fails. I am not stupid, but I am lazy. I am scared I will fail.
2) I lie too much.

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You:
1) stomach hair
2) nice teeth

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1) world of warcraft
2) sleeping

Three Things You Want Really Badly:
1) To not gain weight by just smelling food
2) A powerbook.
3) Lots of money.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1) I dont really like going places…but i might not mind Japan cuz of all the cool vending machines and awesome stuff to purchase
2) im content to stay in my house.

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1) be happily married
2) Hug Johnny Depp

2 Things You Normally Wouldn’t Admit:
1) i admit
2) most anything

lol dogs in costumes

fall break is all over with. I am sad.

this is cute though.

pop star or porn star?

because:

i am done with school for the week and its time for fall break;

this;

and my friend chris.

interpol=sex

the part with the type of car he was driving made me laugh outloud

I hate the word “frothy”.

Especially when talking about vaginal discharge.

That is only of the only things that makes me feel grossed out.

“green frothy discharge”. ew.

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nsfw bad roommate of the day

cute asian food of the day

dork with religious themed balloon art of the day

britney and kevin art of the day

nsfw black lady joke of the day

cat feeding of the day

wtf halloween costume of the day

lolawww animals of the day

stuff on my cat of the day

baby chicken of the day

o rly owl of the day

Uses for old cell phones of the day

dog costume of the day

nsfw awful swimsuits of the day

cute hamster of the day

somebody at my school took this picture. i recogize it as being right outside our campus shop. he is very upset. i am laughing my fanny off.

this

i love asians so much…

Tonight at lab I got to see another c-section. The black baby that was born had 6 fingers on each hand. The extra finger was beside the pinkie finger and had no bones. It did have a fingernail though. It was super weird. If you would like to see a picture of sort of what it looked like and arent grossed out by weird medical stuff, click here. Also, its mother had gestational diabetes, so he was really fat and fluffy and had huge boobs. So big that the nurse practitioner even said he looked like he could use a bra.

A different black baby girl at the hospital got named Bixby. That is SO awful.

why do they make us, college students, take freaking gym class?

one of the activities today was crabwalk soccer. in the words of steven, am i in middle school still or what?

i dont think the real point of this class is to teach us how to be physically fit. i think its just to humiliate us.

omg i finally redid my site and its all up and running and great!

CHECK IT OUT IMMEDIATELY

If you ever have to throw up, just do it. Dont try to hold it in when you do that heave thing or it will go out your nose and mouth both. There isnt too much more Ive experienced that were more uncomfortable. It is like the water in your nose feeling but with stomach acid. And it hurts for hours.

but ive had to change the comments to you have to register and be logged in to comment, because some spammer thinks its ok to leave me 100s of spam comments about products he wants to sell, now along with bondage porn comments. I got tired of deleting 15+ a day, so please humor me and register and log in to comment.

Yesterday, twice in the same day, two people told me my hair was beautiful. One was my friend Angie who said I look like I should be in a hair commercial and that it was sooooo beautiful and shiny. The other one was my patient last night. She said it was gorgeous.

I am awesome.

In nursing, our level of nursing student is split into two groups. One is taking one nursing class half the semester, and the other is taking the other. Then at midterm, we switch.

My friend Krystal is in the other class. She told me a story of a girl in that class named Maria. Maria is stupid.

Apparently they were learning about some STD process when the teacher mentioned that not only is it spread through sexual intercourse, but oral sex as well.

Maria raised her hand and said “What is oral sex? Is that were a man and woman kiss with their tongues?”

I guess everybody tried not to laugh as then the teacher asked if she needed to explain what oral sex was. She did, infront of the class.