this and that

New prank on my school, no idea who did it:

On the lawn infront of our duck pond, someone took that grass/weed killer spray and sprayed “SAU SLUTS” in the grass.

potty trained cats of the day

ms paint cartoon of the day

nsfw strange hurricane katrina picture/comic of the day

this makes me dizzy picture of the day

nsfw creepy pornish picture of the day

the ultimate cute animal picture of the day

hurricane katrina supplies of the day

dork product of the day

fat person of the day

dork band of the day

i need it product of the day (second entry down)

In hillary’s (my room mate) sylabus for golf class it says that todays activity is “working the balls”.

So I was thinking of starting a stuff of the day thing. Tell me how you like it (meaning my first stuff of the day post below).

wtf video of the day

nsfw weather pattern of the day

dumb ebay auction of the day

stuff on a cat of the day

silly names of the day

unneccessary product of teh day

nsfw headline of the day

recipe of the day

ridiculous name of the day

livejournal icon of the day

nsfw wtf dork picture of the day

nsfw strange cartoon thing of the day

nsfw lol animation of the day

kitten bouquet of the day

you are . . .
[] really short under 5′2
[x] short 5′2-5′5
[]…or 5′6 5′7
[] in between 5′7″ - 6′
[] tall

[] blonde
[] redhead
[] brunette
[] dirty blonde
[x] black
[] other

[] blue-eyed
[] brown-eyed
[x] green-eyed
[] hazel eyed
[] gold/gray-eyed
[] blue green eyed
[x] glasses
[] contacts (rarely….so no.)

[] braces
[] freckles
[x] piercings
[x] tattoos

[] long hair
[x] short hair
[] med. hair

your nationality includes . . .
[] samoan
[] chinese
[] indian
[] taiwanese
[] japanese
[] hispanic
[] nicoya
[] puerto rican
[] chicana
[] italian
[] scottish
[] filipino
[] armenian
[] dutch
[] french
[] german
[] irish
[] greek
[] portugeese
[x] polish
[] korean
[] jamacian
[] canadian
[] lithuanian
[] native american
[] russian
[] british
[] swedish
[] african
[] spanish
[] hungarian
[] thai
[] jewish
[] guamanian
[] czech-slovakian
[] you aren’t sure
[] other

your favorite color(s) are . . .
[] red
[x] pink
[] yellow
[x] black
[x] green
[] blue
[] white
[] silver/gray
[] purple
[x] brown
[] orange

your favorite sports are . . .
[] soccer
[] cheerleading
[] lacrosse
[] field hockey
[] hockey
[] football
[] softball
[] wrestling
[x] gymnastics
[] track/cross country
[] basketball
[] baseball
[] golf
[] hiking
[] kayaking
[] camping
[] horseback riding
[] tennis
[] volleyball
[x] swimming
[] surfing

your personality is sometimes . . .
[x] annoying
[x] talkative
[] shy
[x] funny
[] serious
[] bubbly
[] spazzy
[x] fun loving
[] laid back
[] strict
[] hyper
[x] weird
[] ditzy
[x] sarcastic

the music you like is . . .
[] classic rock
[] rap
[x] rock
[] pop
[] country
[] hiphop
[] r&b
[] slow jams
[] christian
[] classical
[] techno
[] oldies
[] punk
[] metal
[] reggae
[] hardcore
[] ska
[x] 80’s
[x] indie
[] reggaeton
[x] other: crap

the pets you have had . . .
[x] cat
[x] dog
[x] lizard
[] rat
[] ferret
[x] rabbit
[x] fish
[x] hamster
[] ducks
[x] chickens
[x] horse
[x] bird (i killed them because i hated them. this is a sign that i have a mental problem)
[x] frog
[x] hermit crab
[] prairie dog
[] snake
[] spider
[] none

clothes you wear . . .
[x] plain tshirts
[x] vintage tshirts
[x] sweatshirts (hoodies)
[] stockings
[x] high heels
[x] sneakers
[] jeans
[x] pj pants
[x] boxers
[x] underwear
[] boxer briefs
[] dresses
[] mini skirts
[x] med skirts
[] long skirts
[x] watches
[] hoop earring(s)
[] long earring(s)
[] toe socks
[x] flip flops
[] halter tops
[] stilletos
[x] band shirts
[] shorts
[] boots
[] arm-warmers
[x] naked. who isn’t naked at least some of the time?

you’re labeled as . . .
[] surfer
[] goth
[] prep
[] punk
[] ghetto/ gangsta
[] rudeboy
[] hippie
[x] nerd/dork
[] hyper
[] happy
[] slutty
[] suicidal
[] poser
[] evil
[] everything
[] i hate labels
[x] i have no idea
[] emo
[] scene
[] none

you eat . . .
[x] dessert
[] no meat
[x] diet stuff
[x] healthy foods
[x] junk foods
[x] a lot of carbs
[x] meat (only chickens)
[x] salad
[] seafood
[x] cheese
[x] ethnic food
[] don’t know
[] everything

a typical friday night . . .
[] mall with friends
[x] partying
[] go to the movies
[] going to the club
[x] staying home
[] babysitting and getting $$
[x] hanging out w/ my friends
[x] hangin out w/ your bf or gf
[] working while your friends are out having fun!
[] playing x-box
[x] masturbating for hours on end

online, you use . . .
[x] lol
[] sup
[] =D
[] lmao
[x] stfu
[x] ty
[x] jk
[] jp
[] ttyl
[] lylas/lylab
[]g2g
[] ^^
[] T_T
[] XD
[x] OMG
[x] OMG HAX
[x] omw
[x] other: like so many you dont even know
[] i don’t know what half those mean

the end

ps
people who i dont know who read my blog please message me on AIM. My screen name is iusemyseatbelt or porkdisco. If you insist on using MSN then reply to this message and I’ll give you my email for that even though I hate it.

I like to get to know people who read my stuff.

I will be nice, I promise.

With the extra questions graded on my nursing test now, she put up a grade sheet with the final test grade.

98% 4tw!

I passed my nursing test!

She put 3 extra questions on the test though and those arent factored in yet, so I probably did better than what it showed me I did (nursing tests are all taken on computers so you get an instant score).

I am so freaking smart that I got a 92%, hoorah! Maybe higher than that if I got any of the extra questions. I know I did though….I just checked one of the extra question’s answers that I wasnt sure about and I got it right. So I at least got a 94%. If I got all the extra questions I could have gotten up to a 98%. Probably not, but I at least got a 94% and that is super awesome to the max because its an A! I am excited for myself.

Everybody please pat me on the back.

 [Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don’t think I’m gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I’m a human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not till I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I’m sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin’
Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Da-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
 

Eminem- Ass Like That

Eminem is such a nerd. His voice is so high and nasally. Im sorry, but writing that anybody makes your "pee pee go da-doing doing doing" is totally retarded, even if he is joking. 

dick surgery

btw its supposed to say "disk" surgery, if you didnt figure it out. I didnt. thomas told me. i am dumb. also its 3am. 

my mom just called and told me that my uncle died.

 he was teh awesome

In a span of 30 seconds walking down the main big sidewalk at school, I saw:

A skinhead punk kid with his little rolled up pants and boots riding a unicycle. He sees a friend and nazi salutes and continues down the sideway nazi style.

Then I look to the left and see a guy (I actually know who he is…he is in the nursing program so that is how I know. yes.) wearing a nice complete tux on top and then a red kilt on the bottom.

why plz 

I put my name in one of those slogan maker things. Apparently:

HAPPINESS IS EMILY SHAPED. 

Finally! My blog is back! My whole site and all of the sites Steven hosts were broken but I dont know anything about computers and stuff but he fixed my blog! hoorah!

Before it was weird though cuz some of you could access it and some couldnt, including myself. That is why if you have been viewing my blog lately, it hasnt had updates. I simply cannot update it if I cant get to it.