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I got a B+ in microbiology!

Jack Osbourne is the only person who can lose 50 pounds and still look just as ugly.

In fact, I think he was cuter in the pudgy form.

 
Not cute as in attractive, but cute as in a dog that is so ugly that its cute kind of cute.

The weight loss is evidence that this boy will never be attractive. 

all sfw by the way (unless otherwise noted) even if the link address looks silly:

Bunnies

Tours

Batman 

i like cats

duck hunt 

Hope 

This isnt the only school like that in Ohio, either.

Its pretty sad. In high school there were tons of girls pregnant at any given time. I actually thought it was normal until I said something about it to somebody and they laughed. Also, once, someone outside of school in the area told me that our county had the highest teen pregnancy rate in America. 

The girl that had the new years baby one year a while ago was in my math class. She would always puke in class and she sat two seats behind me so I was always scared I’d get hit with it in some way. She would throw up every morning that she brought breakfast, but she would anyways. Then the janitor would bring that pink sawdust stuff and clean it up. You would have thought he’d have gotten tired of that at some point and they’d make her stop eating in the morning, but they didnt, it went on all year. Man I knew so many pregnant girls/girls with kids. Crazy. 

Sorry for the lack of posts and my site/blog being unavailable for a while. Steven moved and something happened or something. I dont know. Steven, comment on this post with the right words. Anywho, Ive been having blog withdrawal symptoms from not being able to post my every fleeting thought.

I finally finished microbiology yesterday. I had a lab test and my final. It was horrible. This was like the worst and hardest 5 weeks of class evar. I have seriously never studied or worked so hard in my short little life. Last friday I spent 10 hours in a row studying. I didnt even eat lunch or dinner until like 10pm when I mostly finished studying for the day. That was like a marathon or something. I almost didnt make it.

Somebody I know died and I am not sure what to write about it other than we are going to his funeral today. It is a very sad story.

So yes I have been wanting to post many things but I couldnt and it wasnt my fault and I wasnt trying to keep you from the brain of Emily on purpose. 

The Luther Burger

I know this guy who is 19, but looks and acts like a 13 year old. His name is Kenneth Donald Tozer and his penis is this |——————|* big.

* not drawn to scale. 

This is what he looks like:

He thinks its funny to call people at 1 am, while drunk and high out of his mind, and talk to them about his miniscule penis, which he assures me is mammoth in size. He also thinks its funny to repeatedly call people, even after they tell him that they are sleeping and have to get up early and study for a hard class’ quiz, and be a dick to everybody 24/7, even when they arent sleeping.

He is a fag. Evidence:

He also has a pet guinea pig he takes with him everywhere and thinks he’s awesome because he has plastic things on his car to make it look lower to the ground that he has attempted to spraypaint the same color as his car, but has failed miserably. He does gymnastics and has gymnastics trophies in his room. He has a picture of him and his family on his wall. He whines like a little girl, constantly.

In conclusion, he is 5′4" inches of retard whose myspace address is http://www.myspace.com/kendawg500 .

steven sent me a link to this and i put it on my computer. how cute!

also the sign is still up by the elevator! 

there was this ugly girl in my class. she was ok i guess, but oh so ugly. she had been mistaken for a long haired boy before. she wasnt feminine at all. she was tons taller than us and built like a man who will one day be a linebacker.

anyways, she never went to the bathroom at school. i mean not even one time. i dont see how someone didnt pee during the hours of 8-3 but whatever. the rest of us girls noticed this.

we were sure she was a robot.  

You can stop trying to put viagra advertisements on all of my posts’ comments. It is useless, as I simply mark them all as spam and they are deleted, and nobody is going to see them but me, and I dont even have a penis. You are wasting your time.

 No Thank you,

 me.