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Hooray for categories! 

So I was super stressed out about my mental health test today since my last one was horrid. It was so bad, in fact, that I only got a 73%, and you all know I am not that stupid. Everbody else did really bad too and the questions were awfully worded. So I studied for this one and I totally got a 91%. That means if I do ok on the final I AM GOING TO PASS. You have to get a 78% in the test section to pass, btw. That is why I was so scared with that 73%. I think I am going to be ok now though.

Next item of greatness: I wasnt going to say anything but I am pretty sure my room mate doesnt know about my website so its ok. Evelyn, if you are reading this, I am sorry. Sort of. But not too much. It is just that I HAD to say something. Something of this magnitude cannot go without showing and telling the world. 

Ok–here it is–my room mate is going to class today in her Jedi costume. She is actually going in public, in front of her classmates, in a Star Wars costume. Her star wars fan club meetings and get togethers, I maybe understand. But not infront of college classmates. Apparently she is doing a speech today having something to do with sci-fi. She was sad she cant wear her daily baseball cap to cover her shaved head because Jedis dont wear baseball caps. And now, the best part….I actually secretly took pictures. Too bad they arent great since she kept moving, and its hard to secretly take pictures of someone when they are only 6 feet away from you, but they will do. AND NOW FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE…..my room mate evelyn in her home made Jedi costume!

also note the piles of trash lolololol

Man, this was the best morning evar. Cept that one morning where we were in England and we were checking into our hotel (that didnt have air conditioning but did have heated towel racks. apparently air conditioning isnt a standard thing there. fags) and my sister katie started watching tv and there were these pay per view channels at the end of the regular stations of programming and it said what it was and you had to put your room number it to buy it and she didnt know what that meant and so she thought to watch tv you just had to put room numbers in and put them in several times and then we had to go do something and when we came back later she was flipping through channels again and i was watching with her and all of the sudden it comes onto one of those last channels that she’s bought but we dont know that yet right and so like i had gotten distracted and was looking at something other than the tv while she was flipping through and i hear a funny noise but keep doing something else and then she says to me "hey emmy, what is this?" and I look over and its totally porn and not just regular porn, its two FAT black ladies completely nude bending over onto a hot tub and a normal sized white man smacking their butts with his erect penis.

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