this and that

Bad news:

One of the ducks at the pond thing infront of my school was laying dead on the road with tire marks on it today. It was so sad; ducks are nice, they dont deserve to die. I actually said "oh no" outloud. I hope you all are as teary eyed as me, especially steven, cuz we used to love to feed those things til they were fat.

Britney Spears is pregnant. Its official now. I saw it on a news article, and you can go to her website and see that she’s put a little thing saying so too. btw what the crap is up with her website?

I am not doing well in one of my classes and it isnt my fault. My teacher sucks. I have a test in it on Friday and its so much information, I’m pretty sure I am going to fail the class, which puts me graduating a semester later. Maybe I wont fail though, hopefully. I suppose I should think positively.

My research paper is due tomorrow. I so dont feel like finishing it up.

Good News:

I lost 8 pounds in 9 days.

 

I got this hot new athf shirt on Friday and I am wearing it today and I like it.

 

 

I only have two weeks of school left.

 

I dont have lab tommorrow.

My ears are looking sexay. They are great conversation starters. Even my physical therapist asked me about them today. Then she told me my problem with my shoudlers is that they are like double jointed or something. Im having trouble sleeping since they are sore and I cant sleep on my side and I usually do so I have been tired the last two days. bleh. wait that goes in the bad section nm

 
General Things/slight upsetments:

I had a doctors appointment today to follow up on my physical therapy and I had to wait a freaking hour and a half before I even saw him. It ticked me off. I read every single magazine that wasnt about golf in that stupid room and ran out before he even got there. The only magazines his office provides is some baby magazine, two dumb magazines filled with celebrities, and like 15 types of golf magazines. Anyways, so I read these two stupid celebrity magazines. It was like….People  and something else. I realized right there while I was waiting that those are the stupidest, biggest waste of money in the whole world. I mean, those things dont even have any articles about anything interesting. I know its called "People" for that reason but come on. Oh wait, if they did add articles worth reading they’d have to change the name of the magazine to "People and also boring articles which only shallow people/housewives/people waiting at the doctor read out of sheer boredom". People magazine is catchier. Its soooo lame though! Its like "ooooh look how [insert 5 famous retards] are wearing coral this season…its hot!" or "oooh look at how so and so famous person looks like a tramp on the red carpet". Who really cares??? Who really pays for those magazines?? NOBODY SHOULD WHAT BRAD PITT IS DOING TO HIS HAIR OR WHAT COURTNEY LOVE ISNT DOING TO HERS.  Anybody who pays for that crap should all be round up  and shot. Gosh! And Paris Hilton! There are like 50 thousand pictures of her in there. Can that woman even move her face? In every single picture it looks exactly the same. I hate celebrities and how everybody holds them as like gods and what not. Its ridiculous. And they like tell you what exactly it is that each celebrity is wearing and what designer made it, and often the cost too, as if people who read People are going to go purchase a $5000 Gucci gown for themselves on the way home from buying the magazine at walmart. Suddenly I feel like picking apart and making fun of every celebrity I dislike the most. Maybe I’ll try that one day. Its probably a good exercise to let my feelings out. Seriously though. If you read my blog and also pay for people magazine or like it, please stop. Do not encourage them.

Im legally changing my name. Im still coming up with final plans but was wondering about suggestions from any viewers.

Somebody asked me if I was an art student today. This is the 7th time somebody has.

Even worse, in the last month, Ive been told twice I look like Kelly Osborne. I used to get that alllll the time but havent in a while. I seriously dont look like her. I mean, we are both chubby, have black hair, and arent nice people but other than that we dont really look like each other or have anything in common.

I hate camouflage.

8 Responses to “this and that”

  1. Kathryn Says:

    Aww poor duckie. Britney Spears should not spawn, and You are not like Kelly Osbourne. I once got People magazine for free from my mom, but I drew on the faces of people because I was bored and had a sharpie.

  2. Emily Says:

    lol i so totally did that once and like it was in public and someone told me I should be an artist.

  3. ham Says:

    You look like Kelly Osbourne.

  4. Emily Says:

    No, I dont, fag.

  5. Emily Says:

    and stop talking about ham you turd

  6. amy Says:

    I can’t believe Britney is pregnant…that is all

  7. Jen Says:

    How’d you lose 8 pounds in 9 days???

  8. Emily Says:

    isnt it awful? I hoped she’d never reproduce either.

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