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I didnt throw up anymore. They sure did serve us those some freaking red skinned potatoes again for dinner today. Im getting so sick of them serving us the same crap over and over. Infact, they served us the exact same meal yesterday for lunch as they did on Saturday. Same disgusting vegan chicken nuggets, same disgusting creamy sauced dog meat patties, same disgusting frozen peas, same disgusting cooked carrots, same disgusting instant mashed potatoes, and same disgusting gravy that tastes like it was created by mixing urine, ground up dog fur, and turds. Also they must mix in some saliva cuz that is what the consistency is like. I cant believe my parents pay for that crap. I wouldnt even feed it to animals.

My sister and her room mate told me I look hot today. Steven must have made me ugly because now a days everybody thinks I am hot. Its amazing how people like give you compliments if you start paying attention to the way you dress and actually fix your hair in the morning. Im better looking than I remembered. Ive got hot, fat lips.

I am looking for a rich man to give me some dollars or take me to Africa please. I would like to go to those places with the animals and take pictures of them to post on the internet. I would like to see hippos; baboons with blue bottoms; them birds that stand about; elephants; water buffalos; leopards; cheetahs; bears; lions; giraffes; zebras; storks; big snakes; and monkeys. Oh wait, we already have monkeys walking all over the place here in the south lolololol jkjk i am not racist promise. I dunno I might be but Ellen G. White says its OK.

I dunno. I feel like taking a trip on an airplane to go somewhere and take pictures. The problem is that I dont have any money cuz I dont have a job or care to have one but I think I am going to get one soon cuz I want to live off campus next year even if I switch schools. I am tired of teh dorm life, and need some dollares to do this. I think I am going to see about working at Cumberland Hall with the mental children. Yeah, read that all you "haters" who keep sending me emails that only say that I am hitler and I am a bad person and I should go to hell and that I am a b-word. I work with mental patients. Im practically Mother Teresa, really. Anyways about this vacation stuff I want one so I need someone to donate to me some dollars like a couple thousand or a million will do. Sam can come too if he wants cuz he likes to take pictures. There has to be some lonely rich man out there who feels like going to Africa too and wants to take me along. If you know any please let me know. Especially if they are asian.

So I am thinking about writing a book or something. I am in the mood to write stories. I like writing stories especially if I get to illustrate them poorly as a please. I want to make a book completely illustrated with sad MS Paint pictures or sad photoshops I make.

I had to do this supergay thing for nursing today on a computer and its soooo funny cuz there was all these typos in the program and like alllllll the illustrations look like they were made with MS Paint. I took a screen shot to show all of you my friends: 

Also this is what i would look like if I were hitler:

Jacob made this. He is becoming the photoshop master. He also made me this:

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