ripoffs can be funny.
I always see this ripoff at winndixie that I want to mention but I always forget. I should take a picture. Anyways, in the mixers section, there is several different kinds of bloody mary mixes. One in particular stands out because it has a pirate on the front. It is called "Major Peter" brand. Its such a ripoff of Captain Morgan. Plus Major Peter sounds really really funny. Secretly.