i am bored

buy me things plz

http://amazon.com/gp/registry/29F177K61GD7N

3 Responses to “i am bored”

  1. jfk Says:

    If what you want is any genuine insight into who you are as a person, then……. lololol

    I’m not making fun or anything, well, sort of, not really, and I’m certainly in no position to judge or make fun, but, a 5 lb. wheel of gouda? Seriously, gouda sucks. I’ve only been able to eat 8 oz. of cheese in one sitting, and that was cheddar for Christ’s sake. Eating Gouda — 5 lbs., no less — is like being castrated by having boiling lead poured all about the nutsack.

    You sure do like candy and lip gloss and flowers. And Johnny Depp. And anal sex advice. However, I think some things are best learned from experience, besides.

    I do still have some money on my Wal-Mart gift cards, so I’ll see what I can get you from walmart.com.

  2. Emily Says:

    Was it not obvious that the massive wheel of cheese, the book, the diamond, and the reebok shoes are a joke?

  3. jfk Says:

    No.

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