funny stuff
I got this idea from http://www.davidpean.com/translation/ . Basically what you do is put some text in the translate box and translate it to another language, and then back into english. Its very funny so I decided to put in a few things of my own to see what I could come up. Also, it is a lot of fun to put in movie quotes and stuff like that.
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A COUPLE OF NAPOLEON DYNAMITE QUOTES
Kip:
Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes
all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Kip: Napoleon, are not jealous, which I chatted on-line with babies all day. In addition we know both that I train, in order to be a framework fighter.
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Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times.
Rex: To Rex Kwan, we use the system of the companion. More single flight. You have need of someone that watches always your posterior part.
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bow staff.
Dynamite De Napoleon: You know, you have as a butt-load of the groups in this school. This a group was remained to want to join me because I am good pretty with a team of employees of the curve.
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Kip: Your mom goes to college.
Kip: Its breast goes to the university.
Napoleon Dynamite:
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!… Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
The Napoleon the die it will be born thu: The Tina it spreads out and the pig flag lum, it comes, it gets, el the E for formal dinner! The Tina eats. Food. Eat the food!
RANDOM QUOTES
Princess Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope.
Princess Reads: She helps Me, Obi-Obi-Wan Kenobi; you hope is mine only.
Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up…half-witted…scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Leia king woman: Were you…… why attached on the half witted which the nerf-herder the scruffy is seen?
(star wars of course)
Stacy’s mom has got it going on.
The breast of Stacy has it ignites.
(Stacy’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne)
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Friends, Romans, and Countrymen! Lend me your ears.
Friend and building rice field person of Romans! Your ear lend me!
(Shakespeare)
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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”
Small Horner Cat seated in a corner,
eating empanada of Christmas;
It put in his thumb and removed a plum tree,
and said, “what good boy is I”
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feel free to add some in the comments section, if you make any funny ones.
March 2nd, 2005 at 12:59 pm
OK this is the Raleigh Theodore Sakers Soliloquy part 1 from English to Spanish to English:
We must to him in this excrement film to exterminate all lunitics of once with a system of filtration of the God. We are the semantic police psycho, you we cannot even see us. How in the taken one can you make any thing on him? We are intellegence pure, you we are not. You are a biological product of a cosmological universe. You are molecular matter, I constructed to him, veto to the excrement. I did to him for above, you I did not become for above, you I have it the other way around. You know who you are? You are semantic excrement obstruction, of which what it for above is done. You are named excrement programmer Christine Gontara. You took for above. It inhaled my hammer, she fell in love, and inside they united it. She is going to be able his second occasion to inhale my hammer again. If it gives return me swallows, it is going to go right to hell, she will not happen go, she excrement triumph never of the will. It is the shell that the thought she was God, but that one is ACCEPTABLE, I does not give an excrement. While it aspires to me dull when I say to him. Because she is my zombi. I captured that fucker of the mother, and it is my cassette. It wanted that that pig of the hammer sent at least fifty-thousand the dollars to me of excrement. If she cannot do it I will try ten. If she cannot do that, I will try five, but that is he. If you obtained a dowry of five thousand dollars, she leaves here and she aspires to me dull, does what I say to him of now ignited, later you you can assemble to me per eternal time.
March 2nd, 2005 at 1:08 pm
English version, dear:
We’ve got you in this fuckin’ movie to exterminate all the lunitics all at once, with a filetering system of God. We’re the psyco-semantic police, you can’t even see us. How in the fuck can you do anything about it? We’re pure intellegence, you’re not. You’re a biological product of the comological universe. You’re molecular matter, I constructed you, fuck you. I made you up, you didn’t make me up, you’ve got it backwards. You know who you are? You’re fuckin’ semantic blockage, that’s what made you up. You’re a fuckin’ programmer named Christine Gontara. You fucked up. She sucked my cock, fell in love, and she was locked in. She’s gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again. If she turns me down, she’s gonna go striaght to hell, she won’t pass go, she’ll never fuckin’ win. She’s the cunt that thought she was God, but that’s OK, I don’t give a shit. As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. ‘Cause she’s my zombie. I captured that mother fucker, and she’s my cassette. I want that cock sucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin’ dollars. If she can’t do it I’ll try ten. If she can’t do that, I’ll try five, but that’s it. If you got a dowry of five thousand dollars, come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, then you can join me for eternal time.