Archive for January, 2005

i am better than you

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

So I had my conference today for my composition class. Every essay we write we have a conference with our teacher personally for 30 minutes instead of class that day.  In this conference, she reviews our paper and points out some things for us to fix. Nothing too in depth, of course, since she has tons of students to deal with and little time, but she points out big structural errors and some topical ones for us.  So anyways, I had my conference today. My teacher read over my paper and unlike other papers, I didnt see her really make any marks on my paper. She then told me that my paper was the best one she’d read so far, that it was a huge improvement, and that she was very proud of me. Yeah, you heard me, I am THE BEST.

faces of meth

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

OregonLive.com: Photo Galleries

This is superweird/sad.

darth tater

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

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is this not the silliest thing you’ve ever seen?

also a baby tapir:

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cute?

hotness

Monday, January 24th, 2005

http://www.porkdisco.com/g2/main.php/v/worldofwarcraft/

hoorah for blood

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

In skills lab today we had to start IVs. It was my first time doing it to someone else. It was sort of like doing a blood draw. I got it on the first try. My partner had to stick me twice, once in each hand. 

tv people

Tuesday, January 18th, 2005

Thomas and Steven and I were watching tv and I was flipping through the channels and we saw a man named “Dick Tiddy”.

Yes, Thomas came and visited this weekend.

I was just thinking….

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

Do you remember Babar?

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I found these in my schoolbook

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

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heart.jpg

prostitute.jpg

antidiarrheals.jpg

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also this. I saw it as an advertisement on myspace.com

SORRY ABOUT THE POOR PICTURE QUALITY I HAD TO TAKE THEM WITH A CAMERA CUZ MY SCANNER WONT WORK

but do they taste the same?

Monday, January 10th, 2005

Today I went to the health food store on campus to get a beverage and I saw a sign by the cashiers that said “Pretty Grapefruit, 3 for $1″. I thought to myself, “that is a weird way to refer to grapefruit” and then remembered that there is a fruit called uglyfruit and maybe its like that. Then I read the sign below the one I just read that said “Ugly grapefruit, 6 for $1″.

i am upset

Monday, January 10th, 2005

because I no longer smile when I hear the word “coccyx”.

nursing makes you stupid.

omg

Friday, January 7th, 2005

he totally sent me a message on my school profile thing….

Remember me from Comp class? We should be friends because life is such
a quom.
I just found this website and think it is for kupas.

Your Friend,

Matthew Huggins

and its real

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Friday, January 7th, 2005

jesus.jpg

i didnt make this btw…i found it on shawn’s profile on myspace

coolest accessory ive seen today

Tuesday, January 4th, 2005

http://www.humanbeans.net/powerpizza/

Male Models arent too smart

Tuesday, January 4th, 2005

Last night I watched that “Weakest Link” show. It was a special show including an all male model contestant spread. They were stupid, mostly. Even the guy who ended up winning had the question “What is the name of our galaxy?” pondered and pondered and guessed “pluto?”.  Another guy named Tony took FOREVER answering his questions, especially 2 of them. He must hold some sort of record for taking the longest. If you dont know how the game goes, speed is important because you only have so many minutes to answer as many questions as possible. Usually when someone cant recall an answer immediately, they say pass or guess any answer to keep the game moving. Anyways, the same guy had the question “What is 12 divided by 4?” and answered 4. Another guy was asked “What is the name of the man in the popular hymn that is asked to row the boat ashore?” I thought most people had at least heard of the name of the song, Michael Row the Boat Ashore, but he guessed Tom. Who’d put the name Tom in a hymn?? I cant remember any more examples of dumb answers….but those should give you a good idea.

im just bad news

Monday, January 3rd, 2005

I just found out today that someone I know died. Her name was Mrs. Kritzweiser. She was my teacher for 5th and 6th grades, and pretty much my favorite teacher Ive ever had. I really liked her, she was awesome. She even sent me a graduation present when i graduated High School.

My pastor fell out of his attic and broke 4 ribs.

My brother had surgery today. A few months ago he had fallen into some briars and one broke off in his side and he didnt think he had gotten it all out. At my grandparent’s house I accidentally hit him on the side and he showed me it and it seriously looked like he had a big red nipple on his side. Like BIG though, like a nursing mother. It was really strange. Dr. Rooney (he is related to ted turner!) looked at it and surgerized him and ended up removing 1.5 inches of briar from his side. Gross. It looked so infected when I saw it, Im surprised he was not sick. I guess he’s on antibiotics now.

bleh

Sunday, January 2nd, 2005

I am sick. It sucks. I vomited a lot, but I didnt take pictures.