this and that

I peed and when I started to flush the toilet, I noticed it was a very bright, abnormal, neon, radioactive looking pee. My brain immediately went into nurse mode and thought about why it would be like this. Then suddenly I remembered in nutrition class learning about now Vitamin B makes your pee bright yellow. Then I wondered if the juice I just bought had vitamin B in it. Sho nuff, when I looked at the bottle, I realized it was called “Blueberry B Monster Vitamin B Smoothie”.

Realizing vitamin b was the culprit ahead of time, I now pronounce myself a genius for the nth time.

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