Archive for November, 2004

I got a jesus candle from the mexican food section at bi-lo

Monday, November 29th, 2004

I just sat down in my chair and I didnt realize that there was a piece of bubble wrap under the leg and when I sat down I got scared and though I was being shot at. I find this funny for an unknown reason.

thanksgiving 2004

Sunday, November 28th, 2004

here are the pictures I took: http://egal.progoth.com/Thanksgiving2004

I donated blood today

Monday, November 22nd, 2004

Look this is my arm where I donated the blood I’d take it off but I was told to leave this pink thing on for an hour so when after its been an hour I will be sure to take it off and take pictures for you I am sure it will look neat

bds

Also please note my clutter

WARNING TO ANYBODY WHO HAS THE MISFORTUNE OF ATTENDING SOUTHERN ADVENTIST UNIVERSITY, IF ANYONE FROM HERE ACTUALLY READS THIS

Monday, November 22nd, 2004

DONT BUY A BREAKFAST BURRITO FROM THE CAMPUS KITCHEN

They are nasty. I was hungry this morning and thought “hey, I like burritos. Breakfast burrito, hmm..that sounds ok.” So I bought one and began to eat it on the way to Winn-dixie. The first bite was ok. Mostly hashbrown flavor. Two bites later, I realized that this breakfast burrito was composed of scrambled eggs, Prosage (vegetarian sausage…not bad, usually.), tator tots, and white gravy, in a tortilla. It was so absolutely disgusting that I threw it out my window.

So dont eat them. Unless you like to eat things that look/taste like someone ate a disgusting breakfast and vomited it in a tortilla and you are willing to pay for that.

Mc Chris 0wnz

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

Mc Chris 0wnz
I wanna go to an Mc Chris show but he dosen’t tour so in the meantime
Im gonna memorize all of his lines

mcc

Sometimes I think Carrie Fisher looks like a cross dresser

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

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lyrics o’ the day

Friday, November 19th, 2004

You’re the only one for me
I tell you three or four times a day
When you’re with me I’m happy
I’m lost and lonely when you’re away

Every night I have to spend without you
My suffering grows ever more and more
I wouldnt suffer like this for just anyone
You’re the only one I wanna suffer for

You’re the only one

Now we’ve established something precious
But chances are it could go awry
When we find how weak the flesh is
Shattered, scattered hung out to dry

It’ll all come out when its discovered
Clearer than the tear drop in my eye
But I dont wanna get screwed over by just anyone
You’re the only one I wanna get screwed over by

You’re the only one

My heart is a mess, yes it’s true
I’ve tried to fix it up, just for you
It’s not done yet, but it will have to do
ooooooooh

I know there are so many others out there
Who might like a chance to get a crack at it too
But if my heart’s gonna get broken anyway
I’d rather have it get broken by you

You’re the only one x a whole lot of times

-You’re the Only One by The Mr. T Experience

I got a new plugs

Thursday, November 18th, 2004

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this ticks me off

Tuesday, November 16th, 2004

yeah so i got home on sunday night and there are two small puddles of water in front of my sink. I check to see if the pipe thing is leaking under the sink. Nope. I check the carpet beside the wall to see if water is leaking from under the wall from the bathroom. Nope. I check to see if its dripping from the ceiling. Nope.

So this morning its even wetter, to the point of saturation. I stepped in the puddle in my socks and they turned light orange, as if the water is rusty or something.

Here is a picture, notice how the carpet next to the wall isnt wet. Also notice the black rag beside the puddle. The night before I tried to sop up some of the water and left it sitting in the puddle and now its saturated and dripping like the floor.

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MVA story time

Tuesday, November 16th, 2004

Once in the cafeteria in academy there was an incident.

I used to drink water with my meals every day in the cafeteria. There was a water thing where you could put your cup under it to get water. One day I got some and it tasted really strange. I decided to dump it out and just get juice instead. The next day the same thing, funny tasting water. Everyone else that usually drank water mentioned its odd taste as well, but most people continued to drink it. After a few weeks of nasty water, I finally mentioned the problem to the maintenance man at school. He got back to me about why it tasted funny: there was antifreeze leaking into it.

If you dont know why thats bad then look it up.

im bored, i made this.

Tuesday, November 16th, 2004

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salvation army vs kiss army

Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

Today was my 6:30-noon lab. Nothing like getting up at 5am to make you feel like crap all day. At least it didnt rain today. I hate walking around or driving in the rain. I like rain only when I am sleeping and dont have to walk in it and get my pants wet on the bottom. My legs are too short.

I’ll continue this later.

new computer

Saturday, November 6th, 2004

I am on my new computer! It is a new 14″ iBook. It is very nice. Here is a picture of one:

ib

It is hotter than your mother.

Yes, I sold my eMac Thursday night to a nice girl named Melissa. It was hard to let it go, but now I love my iBook and I am getting over it.

Also I wanted to mention some other things:

-Tuesday night when I was coming home from Steven’s parents’ house I approached a stoplight near my school. I sat and waited about 7 minutes because the stupid driver wasnt even up anywhere close to the white line. You know how often you can see a square in the asphalt that triggers the light to change? She wasnt even close. I finally got mad and got out of my car and tapped on her window. She looked really scared like I was going to kill her and asked if she could help me. I said yes, and asked her if she could see the white line and the trigger on the road infront of her. She replied yes, that she did, and I informed her that the light was never going to change unless her car was at that white line to trigger it. She said ohhhh I see and hung up her cell phone and pulled up. Retard. I hate people who cant drive or use their cell phones and dont pay attention to things. I thought it was common knowledge that you needed to pull up to the white line. Stupid people never cease to amaze me.

On the Walgreen’s sign outside their store it advertised a sale on Nicorette and Huggies diapers. This made me laugh.

On my Nursing test thursday night, one of the word problems included the doctor’s name “Dr. Harry Johnson”. This made me laugh.

Reply to a comment

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004

I received a comment on my last entry, and here is my reply for everyone to see.

HERE IS THE COMMENT:

“I guess if you’re supposed to vote for a candidate because of the way he looks you come across as pretty shallow, don’t you think?

Personally, I’d rather have an intelligent as well as competent person as president, and I don’t care if he’s hideous. Don’t tell me Bush comes across as a smart guy. Or goodlooking.”

HERE IS MY REPLY:

#1- Turn on your joke detector.

#2- Bush is smart, and he has a higher IQ than Kerry. He might not be a good public speaker, but he is very intelligent.

Im sure John Kerry is plenty intelligent, but he’s a puppet. He doesnt take a stand on anything, and that makes me confused as to why anyone even takes him seriously.

Election Day Greeting for the people

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

Hey guys, have fun voting today.

If you vote for John Kerry, youre a moron. I mean, even if you dont “like” Bush, trying to elect a man into office who doesnt take a stand on anything and supports killing babies is stupid.

Besides, Bush flips people off on camera and is much better looking than John Munster. I mean Kerry.

Oh, and if youre angry with Bush because of the war with Iraq, you should talk to this guy Jessie who is in the army who goes to Steven’s church. This week he told us about all kinds of good things going on over there that you dont hear in the news, and I didnt know. He mentioned something about how you hear “5 soldiers were killed today in Iraq” on the tv, but that isnt that big of a massacre. More than 5 people are killed a day driving to work. He told us about great things happening there, like thousands having electricity for the first time. Thousands being able to have fresh clean water for the first time. Little girls were not able to go to school in Iraq before, and now they are allowed. Good things are happening there, and the media ignores that and only shows us the bad stuff. Like he said, if they’d only do a thing on all the great things happening there, it could be the feel good story of the year.

Oh, btw–I have my clinical today and have to be at the hospital at 6:30 am. If that isnt ridiculous, I dont know what is.

In skills lab last night we had to give each other injections. I was scared to be on the giving and receiving end both, but we did ok.

Yes

Monday, November 1st, 2004

I had a pretty good weekend. Steven and I fed the ducks in the pond in front of my school. I am sure they were stuffed, as we fed them 2 loaves of bread. Now they are ready for eating and come pre-stuffed, for you.

My a&p lab wasnt too bad today. It was all math, though. Its usually 3 hours long, but I was the first person done and got out at 1:05 instead of 3:15 because I am a mathematical genius.

I keep having this thing happen to me every morning 4 minutes before my alarm goes off. I like wake up, startled or something because I see this weird pop up window in my head right before I jump up. Odddddd…..Its not like a popup ad, its like a windows pop up error box or something like that. Just another downside of windows; It gives you error box nightmares. I need to make more friends and stay off my computer. Right.

I have my first 6:30-12 lab tomorrow. I go to the hospital and I am assigned a patient, and basically just take care of them for 5.5 hours. This includes bathing them, feeding them (if needed), changing their bed, and all that great stuff. I just pray that mine doesnt need an enema. I dont actually have to do the enema; the nurse I work under will, but I’d still have to assist. I just dont think I am ready yet. I hope I actually go to bed tonight, or I’ll be so miserable tomorrow.

Someone please buy my eMac, Ive reduced the price to $600.