random happenings
I hate that I always see weird stuff. It bothers me. Does everyone else see weird or stupid thinks taking place all the time? Or is it just me? Here are a few things I have witnessed lately:
Today in the cafeteria a boy walks in yelling in a sing song voice “VEGETABLES ARE MY FAVORITE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD”, over and over.
A black girl walks into worship tonight. She’s obviously in the process of getting her like…how do you say it, I am not familiar with this crap….like those weave things put in? Fake hair braided into her real hair? Her real hair was very short. The only part braided was the back bottom, and it looked like she had some sort of black person mullet. It was hilarious and I am sure Im the only person who thought so.
In the hair salon today, a man was there with a woman getting her hair cut. The man mentioned he worked for XM radio, installing them in people’s cars. One of the hair salon employees ask him a little about it. She asked how much it cost, and he replied that he didnt know, he just installed them. She stated that she thought it cost $70 a year for the radio service. He was like “thats a better deal than I thought, I thought it was $5 a month”.
Also at the hair salon, two chicks were talking about John Kerry. A third tries to join the conversation, and seriously asks “who is john kerry again?” and they explain that he’s running for president. She remarks “I thought that was George Bush.” Then they explain that more than one person can run at a time.
I hate how nobody can spell “bonfire”. Its not that hard. On the posters announcing the events for my school’s Fall Festival, one of the events is listed as “bondfire”. Ok. Once someone at Academy spelled it “Bombfire” and refused to believe they were wrong.
Today a small black cat walked up to me and meowed loudly. I pet it on its head. It was soft.
Today I saw a car with an anti-Bush sticker on the left side of its bumper and an anti-Kerry bumper sticker on the right.