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arent my eyes beautiful?

I am selling my eMac for to buy an iBook. If you live near chattanooga, TN and want to buy it, here is some info:

•Apple eMac, 1 GHz
•Mac OS X 10.3(Panther)
•256 MB RAM
•40 GB Hard Drive
•DVD/CD rom drive and CD Burner
•17” Built-in monitor
•2 Built in speakers
•Modem & Broadband
•3 USB ports (two additional USB ports on keyboard)
•2 Firewire ports

Comes with standard white/transparent keyboard and mouse. I’ll even throw in a pink iSkin keyboard cover if you want, for free (It cost me $30). Also comes with original box, all cds and documentation (receipt and all). This beautiful computer is less than a year old (bought in February) and is in excellent condition. Own the computer of your dreams now for only $700 o.b.o. go to:

http://www.progoth.com/auctions/show_auction.php?id=11

and bid, right now!!!!!!!!!!

I hate that I always see weird stuff. It bothers me. Does everyone else see weird or stupid thinks taking place all the time? Or is it just me? Here are a few things I have witnessed lately:

Today in the cafeteria a boy walks in yelling in a sing song voice “VEGETABLES ARE MY FAVORITE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD”, over and over.

A black girl walks into worship tonight. She’s obviously in the process of getting her like…how do you say it, I am not familiar with this crap….like those weave things put in? Fake hair braided into her real hair? Her real hair was very short. The only part braided was the back bottom, and it looked like she had some sort of black person mullet. It was hilarious and I am sure Im the only person who thought so.

In the hair salon today, a man was there with a woman getting her hair cut. The man mentioned he worked for XM radio, installing them in people’s cars. One of the hair salon employees ask him a little about it. She asked how much it cost, and he replied that he didnt know, he just installed them. She stated that she thought it cost $70 a year for the radio service. He was like “thats a better deal than I thought, I thought it was $5 a month”.

Also at the hair salon, two chicks were talking about John Kerry. A third tries to join the conversation, and seriously asks “who is john kerry again?” and they explain that he’s running for president. She remarks “I thought that was George Bush.” Then they explain that more than one person can run at a time.

I hate how nobody can spell “bonfire”. Its not that hard. On the posters announcing the events for my school’s Fall Festival, one of the events is listed as “bondfire”. Ok. Once someone at Academy spelled it “Bombfire” and refused to believe they were wrong.

Today a small black cat walked up to me and meowed loudly. I pet it on its head. It was soft.

Today I saw a car with an anti-Bush sticker on the left side of its bumper and an anti-Kerry bumper sticker on the right.

I had lab today from 7-12. We basically walked around a hospital all day and were shown where the fire estinguishers are and crap. I had to get up at 6:20 to get ready, so last night there is a firedrill. I wouldnt have cared if it was any other night. It ticked me off.

I saw a sign on the way home that said:

LEISURE TIME
Have a fun Leisure Time in the rear

It had an arrow pointing somewhere as well.

Today at winndixie in the pharmacy while I was waiting, a nasty looking skanky 50ish lady walks up to the counter. She is wearing stupid clothes and stupid clicky high heeled sandal shoes. She presents the pharmacist with the prescription, to which the pharmacist replies “Im sorry Ma’am, we are very busy today and wont be able to get this done before we close. If you’d like to leave it overnight and pick up your prescription tomorrow morning, you can, would you like that?” and the lady replies “No, I would not.” Then the pharmacist says “Ok, have a nice day, Thank you.”, and the old skank replies with “YOURE NOT WELCOME”. The pharmacist just laughed as the lady stormed off.

Last night on my way home, I saw a white VW Jetta with a HUGE spoiler. It was literally as tall as the car itself. It looked soooo stupid.

Today in lab we had to do all kinds of CRAP that took way too long. First we all had to spit in a beaker until we had 40 ml. Thats way too much gross. We had to do something stupid also with egg albumin. Egg albumin looks and feels like slightly hardened blue silly putty and smells like fresh, hot fart.

During lab, one of the people I was working with, Brad, noticed my ear holes. “Man, those are some big ear holes, youre twisted.”, he remarked. This, of course, drew attention to my ears. Everyone gathered around and made remarks such as “gross”, “that makes my ears hurt”, “ewww”, “weird”, and “I feel nauseated”. I thought it was funny, so then I took my plug out and showed them my gaping ear. Everybody ran away.

I have not had a good day today. Last night I tossed and turned and woke up 5-7 times, so I am tired today. Then when I took my shirt off I was sleeping in, my Oring (it keeps my plug in my ear, slides onto the back of it…its supposed to be tight, but its too loose. Thats just for those of you who dont know anything about plugs.) flew off and I cant find it anywhere. Then my hair wouldnt cooperate and I got mad and quit and looked stupid all day.

I ordered some japanese snacks off jlist.com. One of the items I ordered was Dakara Gum. I opened a piece and this is what the paper wrapper looked like. Notice how “Yes, Chewing!” and “Life partner” around the heart dont make any sense.

White kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fistfights, getting drunk on Bud
then getting high like a pitch pipe.
Are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin’ half-pint?
Then just turn on your heartlight, a bunsen burner barfly.
This is our time blast it from the boom box, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a tube sock.
It’s Tupac, it’s big pop, it’s hip hop, it don’t stop.
I love that song, I love that groove.
Motherfucker, I can’t help but move, so if you don’t mind, if it’s alright with you I’m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that:

White kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and Rambo, playing unreal tournament with
infinite ammo.
Taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin’ as many drugs as they
can motherfuckin’ handle.
Skippin’ school, breakin’ rules and flippin the bird, fast food, cartoons after ittin’ some erb.
Freakin dem flirts, making ‘em purr till it hurts,
just a couple nerds clockin’ the curbs, a couple a words about my nilla wiggas,
packin’ peters that are measured in milimeters.
We don’t talk in the theaters like we’re Siskel and Ebert.
We drink box wine and we listen to Weezer.

MC CHRIS PWNS

I have received several complaints about my last journal entry, specifically the aborted fetus picture, so I have prepared a response as to why I posted this “offensive” picture.

Many comments have been offered, and below them are my response.

1. Why did you post a picture of a bloody, mangled, aborted fetus?

When most people think about abortion, I think the first thing they think of is basically not being pregnant anymore. The first thing someone thinks of when they hear abortion is never “Hmm. Abortion…Oh yeah. One method is taking a baby that is developed enough to live outside the womb and remove it from the uterus, jam scissors in the back of its neck, opening the scissors to widen the wound big enough to stick a vacuum device in there to suck out the babies brain because its mother was too stupid to use birth control and probably shouldnt have been having sex anyways.” People dont think about what abortion really is, what it does to a child, and that its more than ending a pregnancy.

2. But a picture of a dismembered fetus is gross!

Abortion IS gross. It is not some sort of “quick fix” to a problem. It is not some part of your body that you can just cut out, it is a living being, and the picture I posted illustrates that innocent babies are killed like some sort of criminals.

3. You are sick and twisted to post a picture like that!

No, people who wilingly let doctors do that to their children are sick and twisted.

4. You need to take that picture off your blog. Its disgusting.

If you want to protest something, go prostest against the people who let abortions happen. Youre barking up the wrong tree because a) I dont care about your opinions, and your email isnt going to change my mind or make me do anything, and b) youre either wrong or retarded, so stop emailing me.

But hey, if you insist on voting for John Kerry, remember that you are also supporting:

Abortion

Smelly, smelly, dirty hippies

Heinz Ketchup

and

gay homosexual faggots.

So dont be a baby killing smelly gay ketchup eater. Vote for Bush.

My hard earned hotornot.com moderating has finally paid off, and I made it into the top 100 list of Top Moderators today. I am now #99 and I get a special banner on the message board now that looks like this:

I love Atom and His Package.

I love Gatorade.

I love Mitch Hedburg.

I love Chick-fil-a.

I love back massages.

I love my eMac.

I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

I love lime slushies.

I love my iPod.

I love Steven Scott.

I DONT LOVE MY HAIR BEING BLACK

ITS BORING