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Alright. So in skills lab today I learned how to give enemas. My teacher told us a story about one of her students and the first time that the student gave a real life enema. An 84 year old patient who hadnt had a bowel movement in A MONTH needed an enema and since thats ridiculous, my teacher didnt believe she hadnt really not had one in a month and thought it would be ok if she let the student do it. So the girl inserts the tube and fills the patient’s butt up with water, but when they help the old lady onto the bedside potty chair, no feces came out. So they give her another enema, and the lady has no problem (usually you put in a small amount and the patient feels like they have to go poop so bad they cant take anymore…so this is kinda odd). So they again help her and barely anything comes out, so Mrs. Krause (the teacher) decides this is an extreme case and decides to do a technique which makes it easier sometimes, which is putting a gloved finger up her butt and twisting slightly. Barely anything comes out. They put in more enema water and try the finger technique again and still, hardly anything comes out. So then they decided to wait a bit and maybe let the enema have more time to work and then after a few minutes the old lady says maybe she is ready, so they help her to the bedside potty chair again, and Mrs. Krause does the ol’ finger technique again, and WHOOSH! She said it was “the worst feces disaster you could imagine”. First the toilet bowl rapidly filled up and started splattering everywhere, all over the bed, the walls, the floor, and them. She said the entire room was covered in feces. I guess they spent 3 hours cleaning it up and had to shower and get it all out of their hair and borrow scrubs to go home in. I could hardly contain my laughter.

Oh, and I failed to mention when I first posted this that she said the air was literally brown.

I sure do like hotornot.com. I think it is great fun. If you do not know I moderate on there, even. They are having a contest to get people to vote and if you sign up you can win all kinds of dollars…like $100,000. I would like to have that many dollars, and so go here ee311df.VOTEorNOT.org and sign up for the contest, and if you win $100,000 then I get $100,000 too. So go sign up. And do vote this year…for Bush. Isnt this picture cute?

Jims legs sure are skinny.

http://www.newschannel9.com/vnews/topstories/1094607277

here is the text, if you dont want to click the link:

Some students are very worried tonight at Southern Adventist University. Just a few nights ago, two girls rooms got broken into and what the theives stole isn’t what you’d expect.

Some girls at the Christian University say somebody broke into their rooms with a purpose.. to steal all their lingerie and nothing else. And, they say they’d consider it a prank, if someone hadn’t broken their windows and gotten through their alarm system just to get into the room.
“They took all of my bras and underwear.. and some of my roomates,” says Annette Chaviano.
Chaviano says she came home Sunday night and found her dorm room broken into… and some of her most “intimate” possessions gone.
“I would have rather them taken my computer, because that would have been strictly theft or to take money,” she says.
But, Annette’s computer is still there… so is everything else she owns, except what was in her lingerie drawer.. and that’s what makes the theft very personal.
Annette says what has surprised her the most about the whole situation is it seems the school, which prides itself on safety and morals.. hasn’t really done much to help. But, the school’s president says that’s not true.
“The safety of our students is our prime concern and we’re taking measures to make sure they not only feel safe, but are safe,” says the school’s president, Gordon Beitz.
But, Annette says that’s something she is definitely not feeling .. not when someone is still out there and not when something worse could happen.”It’s not just for me, but there’s a dorm full of girls here, there’s 300 plus rooms in this dorm that people could get into,” she says.
The girls also filed a police report with the Collegedale Police Department. The school says it is working with them and they do have some suspects.

Yeah, so I totally had to watch a video today in class of how to take rectal temperatures. And they used a real person. They showed all the steps…from lubing it up to holding it in there with your hand for 2 minutes, to wiping the anus when you are done to remove excess lubrication and feces.

I like animals being forced to do stupid things. I found the website that I found a picture of a cat a few months ago in a frog hat is from. Its called catprin and they have many other fashionable cat outfits! These make me laugh.

these are the instructions:

1. Dress her up. Cheer or yell, do whatever you like to enjoy the moment with your family.

2. After you are enough with your joy, take a photo! Take some poses and leave her some cute photos!

3. Remove her clothes and give her a hub, say “Thank you!”