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Ok, the first matter of business is that I started my fall classes. I am taking Comp 101, Nursing Fundamentals 1, and also Anatomy and Physiology II. That might not seem like too much but its awfully hard. Fundamentals is basically 4 classes in one. I have: 1. Regular class (8-9:50 am) 2. Lab (from now until october 8-12am, after october to december 6:30 am-12pm) 3. "Skills Lab" where you learn how to give shots and enemas and stuff, 5:30-7:30 4. "LRC" assigments in the Learning Research Center…tests and quizzes and stuff. Infact, the final test has 10 questions and it is required that you get 100% on it. So its all kinda retarded stuff to remember to do. Here are pictures of my teachers.

This is Lorella Howard. She is my Nursing Fundamentals teacher. She seems nice.

This is my A&P teacher. His last name is Aagaard. Thats alot of As. Im not sure if I like him yet.

This is my Comp teacher. She is nice but seems a little odd. She says she has 3 boyfriends.

— //Next matter of business…a girl named "Becky" down the hall has a john kerry bumper sticker on her door. Since she is ugly and I do not like her, I decided to write on my message board on my door a message advertising my opinions. This is why she is ugly:

This is her door: This is my door: Notice someone already commented. Within an hour, someone erased BUSH and wrote in YUCK! — //Next matter of business…I got my new plugs. Here is a picture of myself wearing black ones: — //I tried the new Mountain Dew "Pitch Black" soda: It claims to have a "blast of black grape", which makes me think "lemon lime and grape?" but it basically just tastes like plain grape soda. Look how EXTREME the label is with its flashy silver labeling and accents. I give it a thumbs down for being EXTREMEly yucky. However, CocaCola brand C2 is tasty. I hate diet drinks, but for having half the sugar, it isnt bad. It gets a thumbs up. — //Btw I got a tb test today for nursing. — ////MISC//// - In a&p lab two different retards asked me where the penis is on the model of the male reproductive system. One of them pointed to the testes and asked if they were right. - Also in a&p lab, a black negro from africa with a thick accent asked me where the "hypermoose" was on the model of the brain. I wasnt sure what she was talking about, as no large members of the deer family on caffeine are located in the human brain. So I showed her all 3 of the endocrine glands in the brain so that I could avoid offending her. She then points to the hypothalamus and states "so dis ees de hypermoose?", and I said yes. She is also one of the people that asked me about the penis. She though, pointed to the penis and said "dis ees de testees?" and me and a TA that was standing there tried not to laugh and said no. - My fundamentals teacher mentioned in class monday that we do some of the skill learning on each other, such as giving each other IVs and injections, blood pressures, etc, but we do not give each other enemas. I was so glad she mentioned that, because I totally thought I’d get to give a classmate an enema. I seriously hope she wasnt serious.

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