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I came across a site today with a list of really bad country names. Some of them are not only bad, but pretty funny. I guess the person verified if they were actual song titles, so laugh at how dumb people are.

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All I Want From You (Is Away)

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You’re Too Old To Ride The Range

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.

Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude’s Gone Forever)

Hog Sloppin’ Time in the Hollow [this is supposedly a TRUE love song.]

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?

How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car [im pretty sure ive actually heard this one]

I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I’d Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I’d Killed You When I Wanted To, I’d be Out of Jail By Now

If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I’d Sneeze Them All Atchoo!

If She Hadn’t Been So Good Lookin’ I Might Have Seen the Train

If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead?

I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones [ive heard brak sing this??]

Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You

Messed Up In Mexico, Living On Refried Dreams

One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain’t Gonna Be There)

She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw

There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ For You

We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find ‘Em In The Dark

You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can’t Keep My Face from Breaking Out

You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often

You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)

You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off

You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

800 Pound Jesus

from http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm .
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Hope you got a hearty chuckle or two, cuz I did. My throat is sore.

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