Walmart Adventures and the like
First, I must tell you of the first adventure I had of the day. I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom. Upon wiping, I found something in my buttcrack. It was a ball of glue. I was playing with a ball of glue in my bed because I am retarded and must have lost it, and somehow it ended up in my buttcrack. I found this very very funny. A similar incident happened once when I was walking into the living room to ask my mom something and when I got there I felt something odd in my buttcrack. Upon inspection, a straw wrapper was found. I have no idea how it got there.
Because I was bored today, I went to Walmart with my mother. Note the dismal, gray ohio sky.
On the way in, I saw a car with a peculiar rope tied to the back of it just hanging there. I mentioned this to my mother and she said that they were probably dragging black people. I found this answer odd.
Inside while my mother was looking for things, I saw a lady pick up a walmart brand pregnancy test. The conversation afterwards went mostly like this:
Man: What’re you doin?
Woman: Now Henry, I told you not to, and you did anyways.
Man: You aint pregnant are you?
Woman: I dont know yet, thats what I am gettin this here test for!
Then the man starts cursing and walks off. My mom and I just looked at each other.
I saw many fascinating things inside including:
+Taillight Tape. I didnt know this stuff existed; its just funny they have an actual product labed as such. If you dont find this funny youre stupid.
+A Dirty Bandaid with Gauze. Near the Taillight repair tape, on the shelf, was this used bandaid, complete with gauze.
+Shuttlecocks. Heh, it says COCKS.
+His and Hers mullets. This was a tough shot. These types dont stay still for long.
These next pictures are from the discount mobile home supplies store across the street. There is also a “motel” behind it.
+The motel. Hey, at least its air conditioned when they dont fall out of the windows.
+OMG WHAT A DEAL. Apparently the Storm doors are on sale for only 39 dollars o’clock! (but if you look even more closely, its two commas on top of each other. I dont get it either, but it sure is funny to say it costs 39 dollars o’clock.)
+Oh, and I just cant believe this sale, MATTS are only 99 cents each,
Pike County sure is fun.