my mom is a perv

I was talking to my mom yesterday, and we got to talking about fiber somehow. I think it was because we were talking about my nutrition class last semester or something. Anyways, I told her that we learned in class that you should eat the “woody parts” (me and my friends found this funny) of vegetables, and asked her what exactly the “woody part” is. She replied “I think its the shaft…(pause) of things like broccoli.” I tried not to laugh.

Has anyone seen that subaru commercial where they say that they have x-ray vision and what not? They show scenes where they see inside a car, and then a little boy inside of a man saying that “they see the little boy in every man” or something, and then there is a scene where a black employee (one of the x-ray people) is walking through a doorway next to a hot blonde chick and glances at her chest. I think its funny. He was looking at her boobies.

My brother told me today that at his school a teacher asked the class what they would do with a million dollars. Several students responded they’d buy a very large piece of property, and put a mobile home on it.

I ate an adult happy meal today. Only cuz I had to say I had one. Its silly they still call them happy meals. It comes with a premium salad, a step tracker, a bottle of water or whatever drink you want. I sure do love them premium salads.

My brother Alex is home today. He had stitches in his lip cuz he got hit with a hockey stick. He has an afro.
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One Response to “my mom is a perv”

  1. texas holdem Says:

    texas holdem
    The man who gets angry at the right things and with the right people, and in the right way and at the right time and for the right length of time, is commended. by

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